Because I'm sure there's an actual chance the family of a Hollywood star gets deported (don't get me wrong, I wish that was the case.) I'm sick of this whiny little twerp showing up everywhere. I've watched his standup and all he does is complain about not getting laid. Anyone who thinks he's funny or smart should deepthroat a shotgun. Meme magic helped us kill Patton Oswalt's wife, let's focus our energy on this little brown queer and fuck his shit up.
Evan Gray
Dubs say he gets hit outside a club by a taxi driven by another shitskin.
Ayden Lee
>patton oswald >johnny depp >that singer in the gay band he has incurred the wrath of kek
Adrian Wright
KEK WILLS IT
Leo Thomas
Hopefully it's at a gay bar
Angel Lee
Oh my Kek....
Jayden Wilson
He can go over the wall
Let him fear
Dominic Foster
PRAISE KEK, HIS WILL BE DONE
Xavier Lewis
Oh my kek...
Liam Russell
KEK WILLS IT
Colton Smith
first post best post
Hunter Young
Fugg XD XD
Julian Lewis
FP is indeed the BP
Carter Gomez
>From a violently patriarchal society >marries a feminist This guy is the WOG equivalent of a nebbish.
Ian Edwards
welp... peace out aziz. KEK has spoken
Oliver Mitchell
fpbp
Robert Hughes
Praise KEK for dark chaos magic against Aziz Reminder that KEK (QEK) has been exacting vengeance on all who oppose Trump.
Sebastian Harris
FOR THE GLORY OF KEK
WITNESSED
Robert Sanders
Screen cap this shit, it will happen
Cooper Gonzalez
Is he still not best friends with Mudasir?
Easton Smith
Add it to the list
Holy shit by November we'll need multiple hard drives to store all the people destroyed by Trump and meme magic.
Eli Smith
Holy shit! Fpbp +00
>Checked
Alexander Reyes
He isn't even a good comedian or actor. All his characters are a smart guy who makes and is into a lot of pop-culture references.
Bentley Davis
Wait, wait... Pattons Oswalts wife? What're you talking about?
Ian Johnson
All his jokes are the same. There was a period when I was younger when Human Giant was on (old ass MTV show, canceled after one season) when I liked him. If you've seen that show, all his jokes are just recycled from there.
Caleb Taylor
Meme magic is confirmed real. Are you sure you want to do this OP?
Aaron Johnson
At this point if we are legitimately dabbling in supernatural forces beyond our comprehension I don't fucking care.
Juan Scott
Patton Oswalt kept talking about how terrible and evil Trump is and then his wife died.
Eli Sanchez
>muh poor picked on poos spreading their filth into every nation on Earth
this guy's such an annoying unfunny little faggot. Eat shit Aziz.
Lincoln Hughes
Go ask Sup Forums Fucking people up is their game.
Oliver Jenkins
She killed herself after realizing she was married to Patton Oswalt.
Joseph Taylor
Is he a legal resident? Yes? Why the Fuck would he be deported? Do any of these morons follow logic or understand trumps's policies or do they just have emotional knee jerk childish reactions to the agendas presented by the media?
Asher Morales
Keks holy dubs smite the enemies of the God emperor
William King
Dubs get aside, he's being a dramatic, hollywood pandering faggot. How fucking basic and childish.
I wonder if these pedo supporters will realize if the general public is beyond this pandering shit.
Nolan Scott
Meme magic Lena Dunham into attacking Sam Hyde so he can kill her in self defense.
Anthony Diaz
Based
William Lopez
>whines about diversity in television >picks a hot white girl as his love interest in his tv show
Asher Jackson
These digits will amplify the meme magic and focus it into a powerful beam.
But only if QEK wills it.
Dylan Wood
She died because he shat on Trump.
Ayden Wright
Oh most definitely
Ian Carter
Either way if he isn't finished off by meme magic. Trump will win because Americans don't give a fuck about celebrities opinions for this election.
Elijah Clark
Anyone have the poointheloo with india shades on pic?
Carson Sanchez
You're just jealous, white boy.
Hunter Watson
How did he even get famous? His stand up is awful and half of his jokes just relied on him repeating the punchline more loudly until he got a reaction.
Lincoln Garcia
KEK HAS SPOKEN.
Austin Clark
You just fucking killed him.
Brayden Fisher
No way...
Sebastian Hall
Praise KEK!
Jaxson Taylor
He's natural-born to boot.
Jose Jackson
>them double dubs KEK HAS BLESSED THIS PROPHECY
Zachary Anderson
Qeks willed!!!! PRAISE QEK
Logan Wilson
Thank you for thy digits my brother, 00 and 11 will amplify Keks wrath.
Brandon Howard
He probably fixed the network at Viacom or something
Asher Ramirez
He is watching right now
PRAISE KEK
Joshua Jackson
First fucking paragraph and I'm out:
>“DON’T go anywhere near a mosque,” I told my mother. “Do all your prayer at home. O.K.?”
>I am the son of Muslim immigrants. As I sent that text, in the aftermath of the horrible attack in Orlando, Fla., I realized how awful it was to tell an American citizen to be careful about how she worshiped.
There wasn't ONE retaliation from Americans towards muslims, per usual. And yet YOU'RE the victim in the media. How terrible that you feel unsafe in this country because us terrible whiteys might be mad once in a blue moon when your people murder 50 citizens. My fucking bad.
Camden Gutierrez
kek Poo in Loos have tiny dicks
Austin Miller
when will they learn
Ryder Miller
MEMETIC ALCHEMY IS NOT TO BE ABUSED
YOU DO NOT WANT TO AWAKEN WHAT LIES IN THE ABYSS
DO NOT BREAK THE SEALS FOR YOUR PETTY SLEIGHTS
Justin Wilson
damn. kek is more vengeful than the punisher at this point
Leo Cruz
Double dubs. Aziz would need God's help now.
Jayden Howard
muslims are perpetual victims get used to it
Lucas Phillips
get that jew magic out of here
David Campbell
PRAISE KEK
Xavier Lee
Patton Oswalt actually murdered his wife
Jayden Jackson
>mfw meme magic killed aziz ansari
Screencap!
Levi Bell
88, the most Aryan of dubs
Matthew Bennett
Direct quote: >that is 0.03 percent of the Muslim American population. If you round that number, it is 0 percent.
Levi Russell
I can't look the other way while the primordial darkness of Kek seeps into your soul user.
Angel Sullivan
By kek....
Jaxson Lee
die nigger
Nathaniel Myers
Keks seeping into your soul user. Your jew magic cant save you.
Isaiah Anderson
>there's only 0.03 percent of AIDS in your food. If you round that number, it is 0 percent. Eat you food you fucking racist.
Luis Taylor
I will seal this ritual with this third and final set of dubs.
May god forgive him. QEK will not.
Grayson Brooks
These digits will ensure his death.
Justin Jackson
> Make unfunny jokes > No one laughs > Whine about diversity in media > Oh shit we better pay attention to him because he's brown > Tell same unfunny jokes > Now everyone laughs
Nolan Sullivan
I've faced deities in my soul more powerful than Kek user.
Daniel Cook
Deus kek!
Evan Garcia
>statistically 0% of muslims blew up the WTC >currently 2.7m federal employees >approximately 0.8% of us population >round up, it's 1%
fucking hell, it was an inside job
Owen Bell
You can tell your story there soulman
Dylan Richardson
...
Adrian Lopez
Everyone says that most Whites hate minorities and so on. I know all ya'll do
But don't most minorities hate whites in general? Are there studies on this or something? Whenever I'm around a member of another race I assume they hate me for being white.
Gavin Roberts
I never understand why people use the argument you replied to like damn son when I gatta die from a .03% chance when we could just remove them all and not have to worry about it.
I wish Kek would bless me with repeating digits and remove all shitskins from the earth please.
Luis Howard
praise kek
Easton Ross
PRAISE KEK
HALLELUJAH
Christopher Thompson
What more do you need to see in order to believe that Hermetic egregores manifested through the collective psychic energy of collective memetic thought are actually real autonomous entities?
Ryan Martinez
Patton Oswalt murdering his wife would mean he actually has a sense of humor.
Josiah Brooks
Wait, this guy in the photo is the one who wrote the article?
Worst actor in Parks and Recreation. None of the other actors irritated me. I even liked Donna.
Christian Cooper
KEK wills it, so it shall be done.
Jonathan Adams
really made me think
Josiah Fisher
>He fears for his family Mother fucker are you that stupid?
I'm almost certain Trump won't ACTUALLY ban all Muslims, just ban immigration from certain areas of the world for a period.
James Rogers
Pretty much. and if you think about it, the smart thing is to ban immigration from nations that are AT WAR with you.
Nolan Phillips
KEK's will be done :^)
Eli Ortiz
KEK THE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN
Christopher Stewart
Dear Kek, the Merciful Provider,
Hear our prayers. Strike down Aziz, the heathen.
Amen.
Julian Torres
This is what's dangerous about the media. people legitimately fear that Donald trump will start up a gestapo and deport any and all non white citizens. liberals are fucking retarded
Kevin Gutierrez
That's because he came to us The most vengeful webpage on the internet
Angel James
This is all they have. The only thing liberals know is to cry "ism"s when someone disagrees with them, and the normies are finally starting to get fed up with it.
Jaxon Hughes
But Trump-sama has nothing against ranjeets desu. This cuck is just brainwashed by (((globalists)))
T.pooinloo
Lucas Cox
Someone should edit pic related to change the guy on the tv to Aziz and change whatever he's saying. Could be epic.