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a fucking walmart collapsed global communism edition

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you realise that stories bollocks right?

she'll go three hundred hectares on a single tank of kerosene

>For a long time, on the plane to Miami, he sat motionless, his head in his hands. ‘What have they done to our poor people?’ he said after a long silence.” He added, “On his return to Moscow, Yeltsin would confess the pain he had felt after the Houston excursion: the ‘pain for all of us, for our country so rich, so talented and so exhausted by incessant experiments.’ ”

>He wrote that Mr. Yeltsin added, “I think we have committed a crime against our people by making their standard of living so incomparably lower than that of the Americans.” An aide, Lev Sukhanov was reported to have said that it was at that moment that “the last vestige of Bolshevism collapsed” inside his boss.

A FUCKING WALMART

bollocks post

what causes tit sag and how can it be stopped

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Making some small eggs

gravity

Currently in Bristol
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do provincials get THIS?

checkmate scum

USSR propaganda office is up early today

>pudding pops

*flies to the soviet union*
oh wait you can't because it doesn't exist

I think we just use the taps in our houses?

I was talking to a friend’s little girl, and she said she wanted to be Prime Minister some day. Both of her parents, liberal democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, ‘If you were to be the PM, what is the first thing you would do?’

She replied, ‘I’d give food and houses to all the homeless people.’ ‘Wow - what a worthy goal.’ I told her, ‘You don’t have to wait until you’re Prime Minister to do that. You can come over to my house and mow, pull weeds, and sweep my sidewalks and driveway, and I’ll pay you $50. Then I’ll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food or a new house.’

She thought that over for a few seconds ‘cause she’s only 6. And while her Mom glared at me, the little girl looked me straight in the eye and asked, “Why doesn’t the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?”

And I said, “Welcome to the Conservative Party.”

then why don't tits of equal size sag equally
check mate

the center and other parts are nice

the USSR leadership obviously knew what yanks supermarkets were like you morons

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possibly, but they didn't realise they were accessible to everyone, not just the upper classes

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Birmingham and Black Country living up to its name

no it's not, vlad

i fucking hate those plebby londoners who wear stupid cropped jeans with supergras and buy a waitrose / Leon lunch and eat it at the park and window shop at shitty pop up shops and think they're really trendy and cool

hope the lot of them get flattened by a lorry

Anytime a rorke questions you respond with this

not a fan of the 20th century

big fan of the 9th-19th centuries

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>$

>brody intellectuals

Not a scientist.

*gives him a bone marrow transplant from a negroid*
*watch as he fucking dies*

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because they're not equal size and they're not in the exact same starting position
the human body is very subtly asymmetrical

GUESS WHO'S BACK
BACK AGAIN

yes despite have spy operation that had a network across the world, the soviet union had literally no idea what yank culture was like, it was like mars to them

since when is a mechanical engineer a biological anthropologist?

why does she just give up and go limp?
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>the colour red doesn't exist because you can't exactly pin point its start and end point on a colour wheel

hmm yes, the mental power of the rasheed is really something to behond

strawman

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mad vlad. deal with it, he hadn't seen it

strong back and chest muscles

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>soviet yugoslavia

business idea: global yankism

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decline bench press, srs

is are nutt still leader of ukip?

you've clearly never been in a strong tide, there's nothing really that you can do in that position

>wahhhhh i want to live in a right wing utopia wahhhh
hmm ... very well rorke.
*ships rorke to the middle east*
whats wrong rorke? this is what you asked for

summarising cultural, religious, ethnic and skin colour differences with broad racial tags is silly

user i have seen this video literally 50 times and it always pissed me off how she just lies there and floats out to sea. very surreal seeing someone else pick up on it

no he left I think

cringe

When are Brodies NOT active on /brit/? Overnight? Morning?

this is better with the accompanying paragraph. too bad i cant find it.

where did he go

*ships you to venezuela*

she could not lay on her back and do a situp. she's going like 2 miles an hour and the water's half a foot deep

Oh you don't like immigrants coming to this country?
Great. When will you be leaving?

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you can swim

Reminder to vote Labour

it's incredibly difficult to sit up when the water is pulling you down

Theocracy doesn't mean right wing

they are still active during after-work hours its just you notice them less when the taxpaying rorkes are posting

hello based black man

business idea: christianity, but without all the believing in god and jesus

he wants a right wing utopia surrounded by white people

Where is this from? Does she drown?

she's not even moving her arms or legs a single micron. she's completely still.

*thinks about it*

because the water is pulling her body down towards the floor, she doesn't have the strength to overpower it - that combined with the shock of course

It's called socialism.

I am a celt
also I never understood this argument because theres a difference between immigration and conquest by another nation

I think it's because she's old as fuck and realises this is the best end she can hope for. Could also be the cold, very cold water has a paralytic effect.
You can't swim in some tides though, that one yes, but not all.

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it's not even a foot deep mate, it's literally as if she just gave up and let the water take her back to the sea

It's such a surreal video, honestly I've never seen anything like it

>I am a celt
no you're not

We're all mixed race. Anglo Saxon, Celt, Norman. Every one of us.

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every leftypol bumlicker who praises the USSR and Maoist China

*charges into the thread*

DOING A POO!!!!!!!!!

*charges out the thread*

WE

>I am a celt

lmao get over yourself
no better than >muh heritage Yanks

not rorke. he is pure white!
(whatever that means )

Literal mental illness

*gets offended when no one wants to talk to him*

the whip

Anglo-saxons were invited to England and only took over when the Romano-brits didn't pay their debts

TELL ME NOW

most lads in /brit/ have terrible music taste desu

I'm an Englishman

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>it's not even a foot deep

it doesn't matter, it pulls like a vacuum down and outwards as the tide moves back. As long as she has a significant portion of her body in the water she'll be pulled down - combined with her wet, heavy clothes and shock there's not a chance she's getting up without help

chip v yungen might be starting up again