OFFICIAL DALLAS COWBOYS CELEBRATION THREAD

I know the game hasn't finished, but get the fuck in here Cowboys bros, we did it. We fucking did it.

>LAMBS
>GOOD

Pick 1

Fuck yeah! Zeke looking like the Zerg out there. Overwhelming with numbers; feed the swarm.

>OP

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HAHAHA EAT SHIT FAGGOT

BAHAHAHAHA FUCKING COWSHITS KYS

At least Texas isn't a Mexican infested shithole like California is

>KEKBOYS

>favela of dallas

COWBOYS BTFO

>ONE yard
Ouch, lol

>getting BTFO

Oh wait

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HOL UP
HOL UP
HOL UP

The Rams Special

>OP
Are we going to call into their post game radio shows?

It's not the same without patrick

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET YOU KNEELING SHITS

MY SIDES

Most Texas Mexicans are culturally White. People have compared Texas to Argentina and Spain

>OP

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HOL UP

>IT TOOK AN EX COWBOY TO BEAT THE COWBOYS!!!

How mad was the announcer?

If someone makes a thread

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

#1 overall > some 4th round scrub

ALL GOFF DOES IS WIN

Mfw 3-1

Can we all agree that dak & zeke are memes that cowgirls got to high on cause they had a lucky rookie year

>IT'S GONNA BE CLOSE. IT LOOKS CLOSE.

Try again, faggot. That shit was short by a mile.

Zeke is good but Dak is abject shit.

Wade Phillips' revenge

Zeke is okay, and Dak is shit. Behind a worse o-line they'd be even more exposed than they have been this season.

This game is the difference between the #1 pick overall and some 4th round flunky. He's ain't Brady.

RAMES

we lost Romo for this.

HOW BOUT DEM COWBOYZZZZ SKEEEEYUP

Defense remains garbage

>Wentz continues to ball out
>Dak getting more exposed each game

really fires those neurons

HAHAHAHAHAH FUCK THE COWSHITS

Stop reminding me

but we gained commentating kino

How much longer until Dak is officially exposed?

>falling for the meme quarterback
EVERY TIME

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>until

-3 games

>tfw the cowboys purposefully lost against a shit team that won't be a threat to them in the playoffs as to add more early season suspense for the fans, thus adding to the thrill of watching them and giving the entire league a sorely needed pop in ratings, even though they weren't responsible for the despicable politics of other teams which are, in fact, responsible for the declining NFL ratings

so proud of my team, aka america's team, the dallas cowboys for showing everyone what TRUE sportsmanship and love of football REALLY looks like.

get absolutely buttfucked OP

It warms my heart to see an entire board come together to laugh at the Cowboys

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look, I'm a fan of the cowboys but that's just plain retarded.

Its so much better that it was against a ass team that was supposed to get blown out.

>heh, you see, i, too, am a fellow cowboys fan and as such i am being completely honest and not just pretending right now

0/10 transparent hater ass faggot. fuck off and kys.

BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>cowsharts

bump for Cowsluts

>getting exposed like this

It's funny because we still have 16 home games and 5 rings

Youre no better than the 20 something year olds that still bring up slavery. Haha. Get rekt 3-1 baby!!!

Enjoy getting buttfucked by the Seahawks

Maybe the 2014/15 seahawks. Theyre a shell of their former selves.

>Cam Newton beat Tom Brady today
what did user mean by this?

>3-1
>ass team
Cowboys' defense is also still short players, that'll be fixed when Irving and Sean Lee return next week

Seahawks are favored next week dumbass

And who was favored today?

I had a terrible dream last night that I was a Cowboys fan. I woke up and killed myself.

Yeah cuz that means a whole lot

That's 16 more than the Chargers have

> cam Newton beat Brady
> cam Newton beat the patriots defense
Ftfy

bump for the fuckboys

Seahawks gave up 9 more points than the rams did lol. Rams should be favorite.

No one has ever said that ever.

You are the same texass fag who posted about San Antonio in /nba/ all year. How did your semen chugging spurms fair against my beloved warriors again?

now this is just embarrassing. Hopefully you've killed yourself since posting this

So getting BTFO by Trebuchet Semen was part of your plan?