>Doctor, Laura Palmer did not commit suicide.
>No, no, but maybe she allowed herself to die.
>*Laura's theme plays*
Doctor, Laura Palmer did not commit suicide
she was a coke slut and whore
Laura is the best character in Twin Peaks besides Coop.
Ben Horne is the greatest character on the show
>dat crescendo
>jazzy bassline
>finger snaps
>Damn fuckin good coffee nigger
Wow I can't believe Showtime let Lynch put that in the script
The early 90s were a different time.
Showtime is the 2017 season
>Most of my friends are white.
fucking hell Lynch
I stand corrected. The late first quarter of the 21st century are a different time.
>Through the darkness of ghettos past
>The White man longs to see
>One chants out between two worlds
>NIGGERS HANG FROM TREES
Pete is the best character in the show.
>there was a fish in the percolator
Diane, I am holding in my hand a small box of chocolate cunnies
is this the dawn of Lynchposting?
>Director, CIA didn't crash his own plane.
>No, no, but maybe he allowed his plane to be crashed.
>*CIA's theme plays*
>I CAN'T HEAR SHIT, COOP. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SPEAK THE FUCK UP.
Forgot my fuckin pic
TellSheriffTrumanIdidn'tcry.gif
But what about the fucking FBI attack on goddamn One Eyed Jack's?
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This one is so satisfying to watch
OH ANGELO
KEEP BUILDING IT
>I'm about to climax Angelo
GORDON I SAID I SAW JOSIE PACKARD GET ABSORBED INTO A FUCKING KNOB ON A BEDSIDE TABLE, THEN I SAW 'BOB' AND HE ASKED ME "WHAT HAPPENED COOP, WHAT HAPPENED?" AND I COULDN'T FOR THE LIFE OF ME FIGURE OUT WHAT I WAS SEEING.
>tfw when lucy's actress is just as cute irl
also post MOMMY Amick
>I don't know what kind of backwater redneck police department you country fried cousin fuckers have but listen here and listen good you inbred cunt because when the FBI is involved, we call the fucking shots. Is that clear, you fucking hick?
Lynch really went all out on these new episodes
>HEY COOP DON'T LOOK BUT THERE ARE SOME NIGGERS ACROSS THE STREET
thought of this scene when Miguel passed away
Why does she have holes in her knee?
COOP, I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO SLOW DOWN, START FROM THE BEGINNING, AND GIVE ME SOME OF WHATEVER YOU'RE TRIPPING ON BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE SOME GOOD SHIT
dimples for me to deposit my nut in
>DAVID LYNCH DID NOT RAPE HIS DAUGHTER AND BASE A TV SERIES ON IT
>DAVID LYNCH DID NOT HAVE HIS BEST FRIEND KILLED
That's not Major Briggs.
>BEEECAUSE YOUR SKIN IS SO SOFT AND YOU SMELL SO GOOD?
JUST (You) and Iiiiiiii
GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE
>oh, you're sad because a girl at your high-school got brutally raped and murdered? Bobby, when I was your age, I left school to bullseye gooks from a helicopter in the middle of some god forsaken peninsula. Don't tell me you have it hard because you killed a man over a bag of laxative. You can act sad when you have to leave behind the lady-boy you fell in love with and made passionate steamy love to in a collapsing bamboo shack, just like I did. You think I felt good about firebombing his chink village and watching our fuck-hut burn to the ground? We were going to build our lives together there, Bobby! You know what? Fuck you. Get the fuck out of my house.
Thread theme
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truly a different era
Bigger gangbangs
>Not ending with "Fuck you, get the fuck out of my vision of my son"
It's a work in progress
It's a very daring synthesis, Brigg's is a perfect choice for an Uncle Ben analogue
Is this from some documentary or just an interview?
It's from a making off documentary
Thanks.
I'm surprised his character wasn't more controversial because of that scene.
It truly was a Twin Peaks.
kill fug marry
Kill Donna, fuck Shelly, marry Audrey
D A R I N G
100% this
are we supposed to feel bad for laura?
she was a turbo slut
she didn't deserve death tho
Kill Laura. Fuck Ronette. Marry Garmonbozia.
true
Actually laughed
i dont know why but these make me laugh loud, so thank you
Check out any spider-man thread if you want a good hearty kek
Amick is a coal burning nigger fucking race traitor.
Manlet gets mad when he doesn't get paid more
made me cry
I never liked the original show but enjoyed Fire Walk With Me because it was unfiltered Lynch. I'm interested in seeing season 3 because he won't have the restrictions that the first two seasons did!!!FACT!!! youtu.be
Do you have the screencap?
Im afraid not but you'd probably find it if you googled "michael j anderson jennifer lynch"
I think we were supposed to feel bad once you realize she did all that to cope since she was being raped on a regular basis since she was 12
I see you, running through the trees.
You're small, the trees are like .... giants.
Men are chasing you.
I'm here.
You step out of the trees
You ain't that fast.
Ah son, they kill you..
They shoot you to pieces!
Where is this?
I don't know. You were here first.
[When the night has been to lonely and the road has been too long....]
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>I'll see you in the branches that blow in the breeze you fucking nigger you're bout to get LYNCH'D
true
Incredible stuff. This is how art happens folks.
she took a few arrows in her time
>green eyeballs
>dat soundtrack
>dem characters
>dat location
>dat S1 finale
Is S2 a serious enough clusterfuck to not watch? I'm terrified.
It doesn't become a clusterfuck until around the middle but even after it's still something special.
after mid season 2 becomes full soap opera
Sheriff Truman, I'm FBI.
But the final episode is GOAT so keep watching.
And to be honest I still enjoyed every episode
>Did you get the garmonbozia? (Pain and sorrow)
What did he mean by that?
S02E01 to 09 are fantastic, especially 07 and 09. Then it becomes really boring up until 20, 21 and 22, with 22 being one of the best things ever broadcasted on TV. It's a real masterpiece.
Fuck it, I was just worried about the 22 episode count compared to S1 eight.
canned corn
JUST
>tfw they brought laura's actress back as her own cousin then gave all of her scenes to laura flynn boyle instead
laura flynn boyle is literally the felicia day of her time
...
bring back movie donna! reeeeeee
not coming back
fucking kek
BUILD IT!
>Diane,I'm standing here with a 10 inch BBC preparing it to penetrate Annie
Lynch was ahead of his time.
Was any 90's series better at waifus than Twin Peaks?
>waifus
Why the plural? Audrey is the only waifu in this show.
It's not holes, it's Josie Packard's face.
The show is shit OP.
Kek
...
Mr Horne becoming a condeferate general is a god tier nonsense plotline and idgaf what anyone says
>Now back into the dark woods
Woah..
>Diane, it's 4:20 PM. I'm standing at Wind River, near the location where the body of Theresa Banks was found. Diane, this case gives me a strange feeling. Not only has Agent Chester Desmond disappeared, but this is one of Cole's "Blue Rose" cases. The clues that were found by Special Agent Desmond and Agent Stanley have lead to dead ends. The letter that was extracted from beneath the fingernail of Theresa Banks gives me the feeling that the killer will strike again.
>But like the song says, "...who knows where or when"...
*TWIN PEAKS THEME PLAYS*
That made me grin like such a fucking retard the first time I saw it.
She was a girl who tried to be good but was twisted by abuse. Not saying she isn't responsible for her actions but people who suffer abuse often engage in self destructive behaviors. Laura is a very sympathetic character imo.
lucy is qt