Eurofighter (ammo and fuel reload) vs Sauron and his army

Eurofighter (ammo and fuel reload) vs Sauron and his army

Who would win?

Why didn't the fellowship just develop combined arms tactics and smash through Sauron's army in a blitzkreig like fashion?

Saurons army easily. missiles cant lock onto non metallic targets like flying Ringraiths.

it was 9 against 900,000. your strategy needs a rethink.

Nazgul armor is literally all steel lol

Eurofighter has the high-ground, so the plane wins.

Sauron would corrupt the pilot to join his army and use it to invade this thread. Good job, faggot, now we're we're all fucked.

>Implying you can't pack rockets
>Implying you don't have a cannon

Which tranche of Eurofighter are we talking?

And can Sauron engage targets beyond visual range?

they can lock on to heat

Mortal men cant kill Ringraiths, you can fire as many rockets as you like at one.

your status = BTFO

Are you assuming the Pilot's gender?!

Apparently the Eurofighter can be armed with nuclear warheads so Mordor is fucked

>Undead Spirits from the Shadow Realm
>they give off heat signatures

...

Hi,

I know this is off topic but I want to share something:
I really wish I did not exist.

Does any one feel the same way?

there is another board on Sup Forums for self absorbed faggots to whine on, its called /adv/ now fuck off .

they probably do

no.

fuck you, btw.

Men make the better pilots this is proven beyond doubt

>Stick the Ring inside a missile/bomb
>Fire into Mt. Doom

>a woman about to go into war and kill hundreds of people
>puts makeup on

no.

Sauron has survived an island the size of france being dropped on his head. He'll be fine

1,500 SEALs AND 1,000,000 Lions vs. Sauron and his armies

who wins??

>Backward shitlord still thinks women put make up on for male attention

Autism wins.
yours.

Men are weak and lions are mindless. They all serve the great eye

USMC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jet will run out of fuel quickly

its to hide their manface.

The tower with the eye is protected by magic and nothing can destroy it.

It's war paint you fucking retardo

underrated post

wat

>Stick the ring inside your ass
>Nuke the battlefield with a tsar bomb

They lock on to heat, not metal, idiot.

Why didn't the eagles just follow the US's AirLand Battle doctrine?

>what are Radar Guided and Laser Guided Missiles

come back when you've got a fucking clue what your talking about.

Gotta look good when killing mudslimes

if the eurofighter is maned by an Hero Tier Ace High (Red Baron,Erich Hartmann) the Eurofighter win hands down

no chance for a eurofighter. a jet with VTOL capabilities could theoretically hover above the lava and drop the ring into it but still would have to contend with swarms of invulnerable ringraiths along the way.

>Mean are weak
SEALas are hardly men, plus they'd be driven by an unbreakable nationalistic sentiment to protect America from the terrorist armies of Sauron

>lions are mindless
Say they hold a grudge over orcs for taking their land and food, and have now regrouped and seeking revenge

Surely Sauron would be fucked

could the ring corrupt a robot? like an ex machina type of intelligent robot

He survived numenor

Hey, Sauron, nice army you have there do you mind if I BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

It's actually
I suggest you visit there and never come back

>about to go into war
>in a red arrow

Seems unlikely

I wouldn't like to be the back-seater trying lo laze a moving jet

All they needed was a V2 with the ring inside and Mt Doom as a target.

The Nazi would have defeat Sauron without even trying

>V2's hitting their target
you funny man, I like you

Load as many cluster munitions is possible on those hardpoints and you might have a chance.

>tfw no keil und kessel army of the dead

>V2

completely unguided trash

Why didn't the eagles just spray aluminum particles into the air, call em jet streams, and treants flourinate all the water so it sterilizes all the orcs so they couldn't reproduce anymore?

Seems pretty logical desu senpai

the Red Arrows is tha name of the team, the plane is a BAE Hawk T1 you retard.

>>what are Radar Guided and Laser Guided Missiles
Missiles that are guided by a radar and a laser respectively, what's your point?

I know what aircraft a red arrow is, what's your point?

to "get in a Red Arrow" means to climb inside the pilot.

come on kid, push that braincell.

>euro anything

Trash

Not even remotely true.

It doesn't really though does it

>eurofighter

Depends on the missile

They lock onto heat signature or continuous wave returns

There are no laser guided AA missiles

Eurofighter makes a few passes before going Bingo fuel and has to RTB

rockets aren't men

Strictly speaking, Eowyn's attack wouldn't have done shit if Merry hadn't stabbed the witch king with the dagger of westerness, which was specifically created to kill the witch king.

in your world, no it doesnt.
sorry for complicating things.

do you think Red Arrow Pilots say "Hi I'm a Red Arrow and I fly a Red Arrow!"

take your time.

>to "get in a Red Arrow" means to climb inside the pilot.
sounds hot.

neither are swords.

finally someone fucking points it out

Yes because unless a civi lives near valley or leeming they aren't going to know what a hawk is.
When people see the reds do a fly past do you think they point and say 'ooh look at those hawks'?
I'm fully aware of what the red arrows are, I share an office with a former reds pilot

>means to climb inside the pilot.

would climb inside this pilot

>There are no laser guided AA missiles
False.