Cardinals v 49ers Game Thread

Race To #1 Pick Edition

NINERS

Whoever wins; we lose

*kneels*

Mike Eye-you-potty

Please win this game, cardinals.

UKBro back again my men. How we feeling about this week?

inb4 Church giving away free blackpills

Not feeling bad, especially since Smoke is back

got £2k on cardinals -6.5

how BLACKED am i?

Nice catch from him just as you say his name.

Where abouts you from my guy?
Woking here.

>mf every time someone touches a cardinal named brown or nelson
Why did we draft literal actual skeletons?

The Brown twins looking warmed up in this first drive.

thanks Palmer

There's the Tardinals offense I know and love
Safety incoming

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Palmer why throw that.

Just take the FG if you're going down.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

He was already throwing it and had his arm pulled I think

>cadnals

THUNDER

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>there are still Cardinals fand that dont want them to tank the season going into a good QB draft

At least we can rely on the Cards defense to not give up too much here, right guys?

R-right, guys?

S-sure....

>betting on division games

There’s no point taking a QB in the top 10 anymore when QBs like Dak are going much later

>L i t e r a l l y w h o giving up a penalty
Cardinals thanks

Are there good qbs in the next draft ?

>it's another 'niners' offense plays like shit' episode

I thought next draft was shaping up to be one of the best QB drafts in years.

Thats what im hearing, dont watch college so dont know for sure but fuck it im rooting for losses anyways.

I can take a shit season for a franchise QB. Otherwise we will have 10+ shit seasons coming up.

What about Drew? No hope at all?

Whats "hope?"

Nah hes a career backup for a reason.

>$(ers backup QB throwing better than Palmer

Why must red birds suck?

Trent Taylor was a steal in the 5th round. The pats should've picked him up.

>He needed a few inches

Does the announcer imply that the nanners qb is gay ?

Being straight in SF is illegal

IT'S GOULD

Where abouts you from, Germanbro?
I visited Frankfurt last year, was decent.

If it wasn't for the short burst of productivity every now and then, this offense would be as bad as the 2012 offense.

For those who weren't watching the Cards in 2012 (dont blame you), that was quite possibly the worst offense in NFL history. I contemplated ruining my life by assasinating Ken Wisenhunt

I'm from southwest germany, Freiburg. Why did you pick the cards as your team ?

Who does this older announcer sound like? Its driving me nuts

Because I like angry birds lol xD

Nah but for real I liked the logo. I've got no reason to support any team over any of the others. You?

sending the rest of the meme magic from our win over to the Cards, Goodluck. Lets hope for a comfy blowout to bring them to 0-4

Thank you, Rambro. Lets play nice in front of the bongs, K?

Wouldn't you want to root for the weaker team in your division to win?

Dude im serious, you stop supporting thia team ASAP. We're cursed, we will NEVER win a super bowl. Ive accepted it but im done, ive been indoctrinated and cant get out. Escape this prison.

>skelton
>kolb
>lindley
>hoyer
i'm upset you didn't desu

Gotta say I'm really impressed with how the Rams look this season.
I'm seeing Cards v Rams in 3 weeks at Twickenham, really pretty scared but also 1st time seeing my team in person so should be good regardless.

I started watching NFL in 2015 when the cards were quite good so i picked the succesful team in that year with the best logo.

*blocks your meme magic*

I started following the Cardinals in 2009 so I'm well versed in how shit we can be, but I'm British so I take comfort from the community depression.

Is it also your first football game in general or have you seen others when they came to London?

>you now remember Max Hall

Saw Rams v Giants last year, but that was the first time.
Was far less stressful without my team playing, I'm sure.

>you now remember Logan Thomas and how he couldnt beat out Lindley aka the worst QB in NFL history

>2017
>not having WRs named after the masters of jazz

I got shivers reading that name

*wins*

God dammit, we're gonna win arent we.

FUUUUCCCK.

You're prepared as you can be then. I hope Fitz notices you :3

I would hope you would beat a tanking team

how about you lick my fucking sack

SAY IT WITH ME:

#1 PICK

REFBALL

Can you believe hes the last QB we drafted? Fucking pathetic.

And instead weve beem drafting nothing but busta the past couple years. Ugh.

WTF ARRGGGGGGG

So retarded, what even is a catch anymore?

Tbh I didn't think it was a TD.

Thank you based refs.

>commentators more outraged over that call than the fake game deciding OPI call against the niners on thursday

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WE'RE NUMBER ONE

WE'RE NUMBER ONE PICK

If you're the one going to the game, I also hope you get seats close enough to hear BA's legendary fury when the rasms inevitably go full rasm

Flag flag flag flag
Seriously, how are these refs still employed

Post yfw this ends in another tie

Dolphins Saints in London was awful for flags, 3 flags/play sometimes.

whats going on here?

How long until someone beats the shit out of a ref? Just fucking smashes them with a helmet

How come the 49ers are able to pass better than us?
Do the Cards have the worst passing game in the NFL?

BADGER PLEASE YOURE ON CAMERA

BASED TAYLOR

Aren't refs armed ?

I think that would immediately end a players career.

Worst o-line

Is Hoyer elite?

There's one team in the NFC West thats likely to happen from and its not these teams
Lots of potential ruined by fundamental problems

>that meme lob

It would take an hero
Hopefully some third string no one cares about

hahahahahahahahahaha
no

GOD DAMMIT SCORE A DAMN TD 49ERS

Is there any feeling closer to ultimate bliss than a sack against the opposition QB?

FUCK YOU HOYER

actually winning a game

a Pick 6

No, but knowing the Cheatriots gave us Chandler Jones for a song is a close second

>49ers
>scoring TDs

I'm sorry. Against any other opponent I'd want you to win.