Hi user this is Sony... we are about to close our film production studio unless you can save us

>hi user this is Sony... we are about to close our film production studio unless you can save us

What do?

nuke you from orbit

ONE BIG ROOM
FULL OF BAD BITCHES

adapt some Young Adult garbage

HIRE MORE INCOMPETENT OLD KIKES

Nothing

>we are about to close our film production studio

Why does that affect me? If its your favorite don't close it.

Hire Nolan to direct Alien V

Reboot spiderman is the answer!

*unzips dick*

70s tit flicks as far as the eye can see

Laugh and hang up.

My advice to you, just focus on your PS4.

R rated Jupiter's Legacy trilogy

"No." and then I hang up. Fuck 'em

Call Milius you fucking retards.

THey are asking for your help as you're a Sup Forumsgenius

Kreayshawn vs. Superman

Crash Bandicoot movie
Zanj Rebellion movie

AND WE'RE STUNTIN LIKE
GUCCI GUCCI
LOUIS LOUIS
VENDI VENDI
PRADA

Dear sony pictures entertainment,
Sup Forums is cheering at your financial and creative bankruptcy, you must have confused us with r/9gag
fuck off and die
loves, Sup Forums

Sony would never get the rights to superman
Come on

Lil Debbie > Kreayshawn

Be serious

Rachets is tge superior jam my dude

Make Emoji into a franchise. A poo backstory film with a 30 minute scene of his birth. Kids like emoji right

But Blasé Blasé > Ratchet

Kreayshawn is for ________

Gucci Gucci

Virgins

Patricians

BASIC BITCHES WEAR THAT SHIT
SO I DONT EVEN BOTHER

I PUT THAT ON MY PARTNER I PUT THAT ON MY FAMILY

>Invisible Monsters adaptation
>Sign Guillermo del Toro to do Zelda: Link to the Past
>Marcus Garvey biopic
>Teddy Roosevelt biopic

Other tattooed, circa 2012 swagged out lesbians

Sony is closing their movie studio so they can devote their full-time efforts to supporting Israel

Break it Down > all

the female Yung Lean

Is that trend still going on? I still see celebrities with retarded prison tattoos all over, but I'm not sure if they got them when it was popular or if it's still popular.

>tfw your wife has DTF tramp stamp

Nigga she predates him by about 2-3 years

Yung Lean is still kinda popular though

I tell them the only way that they can possibly stay afloat is to allow me to direct a five-hour Blood Meridian adaptation

Glad you asked. Here are the steps I'd take.

1. Make 20% of output musicals.
2. Start making new Three Stooges movies at least twice a year.

The Three Stooges Cinematic Universe

Yeah! It would be a license to print money.

>tfw she has a kid
dropped

We also need to make them women for feminism but we can't call them stooges because that would be sexist.

>Invisible Monsters adaptation

That would be great if done well

>On December 21, 2015, Kreayshawn's bank account was emptied by the IRS over unpaid taxes, which she claimed was caused by her accountant robbing her

JUST
U
S
T

No, no more of that crap now, Trump's in and the Stooges are hardly aspirational figures. Men are still allowed to be clowns.

Write me a list of the most popular movies between 1920-1969. From those movies identify genres that have been historically profitable eg: action, adventure, maybe even rom-com's. Horror, thriller and straight drama genre's and the like should be completely dropped from the selection. From the remaining movies we will remake and reboot the top grossing 30% over the next 5 years as easy to digest Hollywood blockbusters. That is our tentpole. Open up a smaller division that recruits young talented directors/writers and essentially locks them in a boiler room for 3 months at a time. Every 3 months an idea is chosen and the winning director is allowed to make his movie with a budget ranging between 20-80m. The other directors/writers are then disseminated for 6 months to help out with other projects and get 3 months of holidays/pet projects. Also create an animated Warhammer 40k show aimed at adults.

>tfw you legitimately liked Gucci Gucci

>Sony
>Doing Nintendo movies
>Also Link to the Past
>Not Ocarina of Time

hey bitch

Bartimaeus trilogy adaptation with Kevin Spacey voicing the lead.

they don't need to close their studio, just fire everyone who made decisions there

She was a qt several years ago

i would love to nut on her face

Post-ironically this

We'll make a movie about hashtags!
Quick! Buy the rights!

>Sup Forums
>ONE BIG BOARD
>FULL OF FAT BITCHES

Link to the past is the superior game and has a better story

Film budgets are under 5 million now, try to go out and find quality scripts instead of dead franchises you can suck the money out of.

>THE REDDITOR DIRECTOR
>PLUS I'M MY OWN BOSS

really?

>Link to the past is the superior game and has a better story

Hi Arin

sony would never get the rights for a nintendo movie

yes please, i loved these books so much

I'm gonna miss seeing this before some good kino.

V-nasty>lil' Debbie>Kreay