ITT: Characters who are literally you

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Are you an agoraphobic closet homosexual?

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why didn't donna have sex with him? what was her fucking problem?

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She was to selfish to realize just how beta and lonely he was.

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worst girl

Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor

I don't think there is a character in fiction has pathetic as I am

tell me about you and i'll find the character

Then write it.

>30 years old
>handholdless virgin

i found character like that
if you are not telling me something bad, you better tell me now so i can find a more fit character

And proud.

I have so many regrets in my life. And I'm also a beta-faggot

if he was a real beta faggot he wouldn't have killed Jesse James

No, that was the point - killing Jesse didn't turn him into an alpha. He stayed beta for the rest of his short life, despite becoming successful financially and obtaining a Zoey Deschanel waifu. No one liked him.

shooting an unarmed man who considers you a friend in the back is the most beta faggot thing you can do

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I'm not saying he became an alpha...

He was a beta before killing JJ, he idolized him a lot, he was his beta orbiter, he wouldn't even dare to point a gun at him, but he ended up shooting JJ.
If he was super beta, he would tell JJ "hey, someone told me to kill you, but i won't do it" or he would run away, but he didn't, he grew up out of that and he faced his fears.

He had very few options, and none with a good outcome.

It's fun

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>tfw no rad 80s lesbian gf

>rad 80s
>lesbians
must be reddit: the movie

do you make 6 figures?

>closed minded Sup Forumseddit tourist

you have to go back

fags

Mac from it's always sunny

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Had a mate growing up who was Partridge incarnate, he was amazing

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>love animals as much as Newt
>see a vacancy at a local wildlife rehab
>oh dear lord fuck yes
>mfw they put me in charge of entertaining kids at the petting zoo
They told me to fuck off after a soccer mom yelled at me for sperging out and I went to cry on the toilet. Feels bad man.

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