>according to George Lucas, the entire Star Wars saga is told by R2D2, some hundred years after Return of the Jedi.
According to George Lucas, the entire Star Wars saga is told by R2D2, some hundred years after Return of the Jedi
>there are star wars fans that died before 1996
>they never knew this faggotry
When did he say this?
Why 1996 specifically?
>tfw finally found the source to OP's pick
>it's the best JAV kino I've seen
The bitch cums like 4 times, me too btw
Mmm, but George, in Ep III R2-D2 had it's memory erased. Don't you remember?
Special editions came out in 1997
Special Editions came out in 1997
Please do share
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Wouldn't it make more sense for it to be c3p0
not canon
>there are people legally browsing this site, even this thread right now, and were born in 1997
Nah, he had his mind wiped.
...
>that guy who turned down $2000 for his tickets to episode 1 in 1999
It's in a video from a news story
He really thought he was the shit with that fucking walkie talkie
>according to George Lucas, putting live hornets in your underwear is the first step toward becoming a Jedi.
>According to George Lucas cuckolding is the thinking man's fetish.
Not that user, but thanks, I'd always wondered too.
Special Editions Came out in 1997
It is
>that guy who was dying of cancer and started a petition to watch the latest star wars movie before he died and before it came out
>they let him watch it
>it was the force awakens
Christ could you imagine having THAT be the last movie you ever watch?
>According to George Lucas cuckolding is the thinking man's fetish.
Name one that makes you think more.
No other fetish inspires as much thoughts and emotions.
Well, for a lot longer than this, the "original 9" stories were nominally about C3PO and R2D2, as it followed them about as a vehicle.
Not even from the standpoint of it being an underwhelming movie...
Imagine having 6 months to live and the last fucking movie you watch ends on a goddamn cliffhanger.
Fucking hell.
I didn't think of that. Holy shit fuck you JJ.
they better told him how it all ended afterwards otherwise i'd be pissed.
>in the next episode, we see Luke Skywalker fap as his daughter is topped by a veritable Negro