According to George Lucas, the entire Star Wars saga is told by R2D2, some hundred years after Return of the Jedi

>according to George Lucas, the entire Star Wars saga is told by R2D2, some hundred years after Return of the Jedi.

>there are star wars fans that died before 1996
>they never knew this faggotry

When did he say this?


Why 1996 specifically?

>tfw finally found the source to OP's pick
>it's the best JAV kino I've seen
The bitch cums like 4 times, me too btw

Mmm, but George, in Ep III R2-D2 had it's memory erased. Don't you remember?

Special editions came out in 1997

Special Editions came out in 1997

Please do share

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Wouldn't it make more sense for it to be c3p0

not canon

>there are people legally browsing this site, even this thread right now, and were born in 1997

Nah, he had his mind wiped.

...

>that guy who turned down $2000 for his tickets to episode 1 in 1999


It's in a video from a news story

He really thought he was the shit with that fucking walkie talkie

>according to George Lucas, putting live hornets in your underwear is the first step toward becoming a Jedi.

>According to George Lucas cuckolding is the thinking man's fetish.

Not that user, but thanks, I'd always wondered too.

Special Editions Came out in 1997

It is

>that guy who was dying of cancer and started a petition to watch the latest star wars movie before he died and before it came out
>they let him watch it
>it was the force awakens
Christ could you imagine having THAT be the last movie you ever watch?

>According to George Lucas cuckolding is the thinking man's fetish.

Name one that makes you think more.

No other fetish inspires as much thoughts and emotions.

Well, for a lot longer than this, the "original 9" stories were nominally about C3PO and R2D2, as it followed them about as a vehicle.

Not even from the standpoint of it being an underwhelming movie...

Imagine having 6 months to live and the last fucking movie you watch ends on a goddamn cliffhanger.

Fucking hell.

I didn't think of that. Holy shit fuck you JJ.

they better told him how it all ended afterwards otherwise i'd be pissed.

>in the next episode, we see Luke Skywalker fap as his daughter is topped by a veritable Negro