Play 13 years in San Diego

>play 13 years in San Diego
>win no rings
>become a seasoned NFL vet
>team is still garbage year after year
>move to Los Angeles
>nobody even cares
>home game with more Eagles fans than Chargers fans
>have your own home field cheering against you
>go 0-4
>no hope of anything changing
>team will probably be rebranded in ~3 years
>will never, ever win a ring
>will never, ever be elite

is there any player more truly cucked than this man?

In San Diego, he had the best HFA

The Chargers are a joke but I legit feel bad for Rivers. Why strap yourself to a sinking ship full of cum guzzlers?

I love Rivers. I wish he would get the team he deserves.

At least he has a massive family

He's a good family man and didn't want to uproot his family

He'd be better off on the browns

You mean the powerhouse he was drafted into?

>leads the league in interceptions
*sips tea*

>Philip Rivers will never be your father

post rivers gifs please

I know about that and I STILL think the Chargers are beneath him

this, rivers is terminally overrated

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>fucks his wife every time he's frustrated with the organization

>Imagine a team where rivers, larry, and greg olson arent wasted talent
A man can dream

So he let Spanos do it for him ?

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Rivers will play for the Jets

LA has the worst fans in the entire nation, in every sport.
an entire city filled with bandwagoners.

The day of the Chargers Pasta is Rivers Gold

kek

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I used to think eli was a bitch for forcing the chargers to trade him but it was actually a very good move

He almost retired instead of commuting an hour to orange county, he's not gonna move across the country

Not really. There's just other things to do here. If you live in the middle of nowhere and life revolves around football like Nebraska or some shit I get it. You don't have any other option than to put up with your team. There's baseball, football, hockey, basketball, college. If one team sucks just go to the other. If all the teams in a sport suck go to another sport. If all the sports suck go do something else. Concerts, the beach, eat, hiking. Fans here don't have to put up with shit and can do other stuff.

Would that be an illegal play ? To fumble on purpose and kick the ball forward ?

I would not be shocked if Rivers retires after this season.

It's been downhill since they fired Marty -- with the exception of the 2007 season.

thats still the definition of fairweather fans. youre completely correct about the reason for LA fans being fairweather, but that doesnt change the fact that youre fairweather.

It was a false start - whistles blew before the snap. Rivers threw the ball down and kicked it because he was pissed at good shitty 4th string left tackle (IIRC; it has been two or three years) false starting again.

he can't even wear his hat correctly, truly the definition of JUST

webm of rivers tantrum

Yeah but then he'd be in Cleveland, and we can assume that he loves his family.

HAHAHA

2007 chorgers were still martys team. They went 14-2 in 06, worst decision any nfl organization ever did, saying this as a raider fan,

>Concerts, the beach, eat, hiking
>these things are exclusive to Los Angeles

get a load of this guy

poor guy

>why won't LA football fans go see a team they have no connection to
T.dean

He is /elite/
wym?

Rivers had his chance. Chargers had the best offense in football for years and he choked everytime in the playoffs.

Most useless post of the day

good don't go
I hope LA loses all franchises in every sport

have fun with your red carpet awards shows and celebrity gossip

>go 14-2
>lose to the 18-1's in AFC championship game
>immediately fire HC that got you there

Philip had a hard life

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>mfw people unironically considered him more elite than Romo
and Rivers had a GOAT-tier RB for years

They lost to the pats in the divisional round in 06 and lost to the 18-1 pasts in the afccg in 07, they went 11-5