Cast Barron Trump

Cast Barron Trump

Hard mode: Cast the entire Trump family

Idris Elba as everyone

The little kid from Pan

the kid playing the new spiderman is barron trump

Barton Trump: Sylvester Stallone
Donald: Clint Eastwood
Melania: Ryan Gosling
Ivanka: Pamela Anderson

Ryan Gosling as grown up Barron, leading the American Empire against the last of the Jews

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Abigail Breslin.

Donald Trump will play himself, fact

>No one plays me better than me, believe me.

Barron Trump: 90s era Maculay Culkin
Donald Trump: Alec Baldwin
Ivanka Trump: Mila Kunis
Tiffany Trump: Amy Adams
Eric Trump: Chris Parnell
Don Trump Jr.: Seth Rogan

I gonna kill myself, not today not tomorrow but soon.

Was it autism?

jesus christ. is that real?

Paul Dano

Underrated post.

god he's so awkward.

put a 10 year old in a suit and dress shoes and they probably get like this.

Nah.

They're both smiling, when they look away they're still smiling. Looks like its's some sort of game between him and Melania. Bet Barron's best friend is his mother

It'd be difficult to cast, we'd need to find an actor new to motion pictures. Think the search for Scarlett O'Hara. We'll need to comb through hundreds of blonde ten-year-old boys. This will take specialists. Get me Victor Salva and Jeffrey Jones!

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kids act like retards, more news at 10

Why?

Jake Lloyd as Barron

>Now THIS is autism!!

Damn I feel really bad for Melania and Barron. I really fucking hate Trump...but something about Melania and the relationship with her son makes me feel sad.

He's got swagger

He's pretty tall for an 11 year old

DONALD TRUMP - Brendan Frasier
MELANIA TRUMP - Gal Gadot
BARRON TRUMP - Peter Dinklage
IVANKA TRUMP - Taylor Swift
TIFANNY TRUMP - Amanda Seyfried
ERIC TRUMP - Liam McPoyle
DONALD TRUMP JR - Ryan McPoyle

hes so freakishly tall that he actual has no real control over his body

>DONALD TRUMP - Brendan Frasier

is this the vehicle hes been looking for all these years?

do you think they hung out after the inauguration?

hey guys, what do you get when you breed a model with an orange combover with tini hands?

Donald Trump - Robert Redford

>Brendan Frasier
>Frasier

Wealth plus them Aryan + model genetics.

Can confirm. I broke 6 feet when I turned 10 and was a clumsy, gangly mess until I filled out enough muscle mass to keep myself stable and upright

Eh?

Barron's taller than Dinklage.

Any other suggestion is 100% retarded

..I want to see this.

He looks very different, quite a different type.

When it comes to Barron Trump, I'm always on hard mode, iykwim.

He's such a mama's boy

pretty good.

Would he be willing to shave his head and apply paprika to his face though?

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A stale joke?

do you think he has a perfect 4-5in soft bulge?

Jesus Christ, the whole family is fucked in the head, retardation, autism and ego.

Truly embodies the American spirit though.

this one

Who is that seed angel?

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were you under a rock yesterday?

He is literally /our guy/

How will nonwhites that think they're welcome here recover?

more like overrated meme

how the fuck is he so tall

supermodel genes

would be a perfect fit if he wasnt so british

He's trying to make the routine fun, it must be so dull for a kid to spend all day at the Presidential inauguration. Isn't he cute?

at least he has enough sense to yawn with his mouth closed

A remake of The Good Son.

3 words:
Super Male Vitality

hes not, trump is just a manlet

I was expeting that someone gonna star a dump of her

>trump is just a manlet
>6'3

I love how he looks like he thinks he just invented it.

>6'3
>in 9 inch platforms

Idris Elba as Donald Trump. Melania Trump as herself.

he probably thinks he did
i did way back when

I wasn't, I was doing stuff though, who the fuck is it, Mike Pence? Seriously, who?

stop picking on this kid -- he is disabled.

Ever read Ender's Shadow?

The man is tall, there's no point in making out his height is somehow a promotional myth or gimmick, he's clearly tall.

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i cant help but like this kid

hope he grows up to be a raging libruhl

>yfw trump could lock this gangly awkward child away from public sight
>has him right alongside him all the way
touching

I'm not picking on him, I like him. We're all mostly unironically pro-Trump here, we wouldn't be nasty about the kid.

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kek i like it

She's right, You know. This kid is going to become a real piece of shit.

I can't wait for SNL to put these fucks in their place tonight. Hope Leslie gets some zingers in at their expense.

#WeAreTheResistance

what does that symbolize? a diaper?

Posted wrong pic.

FUCK OFF.

More like don't knock on my memes, fuccboi.

It symbolizes the end of facist white supremacy & Hatred. Hope you like extinction, Drumpfkins.

>trump family remake the Sound of Music

came to post this, realized it would have been a mistake

0/8

KLUMPF REKT

IT'S OVER FOR LUMPF

ZROOMPF BTFO

Here is another picture to aid casting.

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michael cera all other answers are wrong

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Why does Barron Trump look like Putin?

Here is a second additional picture to aid casting.

Trump's got terrible cum. He's got like 5 kids. 1 hot daughter. 1 ugly daughter. 2 ugly sons. One autistic son.

Honestly it's a decent joke by Sup Forums standards

putin cucked trump

Hollywood would cast a girl as Trump. Meryl Streep or something just because they know it'd make him throw a bitchfit.

Ok, now that's weird. Maybe being a spectacle gives him massive anxiety? I say this as an autist with diagnosed PTSD though.