>Poo tried to scam me >Called saying I owed the IRS $3,000 >Immediately start messing with him >Talk like Apu from Simpsons >"Oh my friend, are you a devotee of dee 8 arm beetch slapping goddess?" >He claims I'll be arrested in one hour >Ask if that's how long it takes to reach the designated shitting streets >Ask why his English sucks >Tell him if the room he's in smells more like curry, maggots, or poo >Say I have a gun to a cow's head and will kill his God if he's not the IRS >He's fucking raging >Calls me a string of "motherfucker" >I ask if 2 rupees an hour can feed his ugly mother, or if she has to fuck goats in front of pakis to make more >Starts jabbering in some weird singsong language and hangs up
But really, why do pajeets do this? I thought it was Nigerian princes
Jaxson James
That was rood user. You should be ashamed of yourself
Jayden Parker
how did you know he was a poo and not a ruskie or chin?
Wyatt Cox
Poo accent is quite distinct
Grayson White
>Tell him if the room he's in smells more like curry, maggots, or poo >Say I have a gun to a cow's head and will kill his God if he's not the IRS
Noice, I'll use these next time Poojeet tries to scam me.
Christian Phillips
whoops I figured he was texting or something
Jack Parker
Sorry Gulam
:-(
Aiden Carter
>Talk like Apu from Simpsons Lol I did the exact same thing.
Ryan Johnson
Is it worth to prod them about Ganges baths, corpses, waste etc. or are they conditioned to be blind to how fucked up that is?
I mean, I get the sacral meaning of it, but there's still a very nonsacral fat turd nudging you in the bindi when you submerge your face.
Henry Long
In the past on the odd occasion I would answer an unknown number and it was an call centre, I'd open up some random porn video, turn up the volume and place the phone near the speakers.
Shit is the least of your worries in the Ganges. They also use it for waste disposable and dumping dead bodies.
Parker Anderson
Would've done the same with a Paki desu.
Jose Baker
Same thing stupid chink
Thomas Lee
Fuck you. But fair enough, poos and pakis are basically the same people.
Asher Robinson
East asians are genetically similar and all look similar
Jeremiah Cooper
>genetically similar and all look similar Just like "white" Americans and Mexicans.
Jeremiah Jones
This
Ethan Gray
But OP, what if that guy really was the IRS agent and you could just mother ugly and also insulted his God.
Henry Lee
>poos and pakis are basically the same people no
Colton Bennett
ayy lmao
Samuel Lopez
Yes
Matthew Richardson
They send letters, they don't call.
Thomas Lee
From the IRS.gov site itself:
"Note that the IRS does not: Call to demand immediate payment using a specific payment method such as a prepaid debit card, gift card or wire transfer. Generally, the IRS will first mail a bill to any taxpayer who owes taxes.
Demand that you pay taxes without the opportunity to question or appeal the amount they say you owe. You should also be advised of your rights as a taxpayer.
Threaten to bring in local police, immigration officers or other law-enforcement to have you arrested for not paying. The IRS also cannot revoke your driver’s license, business licenses, or immigration status. Threats like these are common tactics scam artists use to trick victims into buying into their schemes."
Hudson Watson
I fell for one of their scams not too long ago, they were talking about overdue bill and I freaked out and paid it.
Liam Roberts
>being this beta
Nathaniel Long
they said it'd be taken to court if I didn't pay,
Andrew King
You should be paying him
Michael Roberts
they still do this? it was a think 2-3 years ago. it was funny how they tried to impersonate FBI agents speaking with indian accents topkek try saying this in apu;s voice: "hello, my name is john smith, i am an fbi agent, and you are under arrest desu".
Blake Thompson
>I fell for one of their scams not too long ago You dumb cunt.
Aaron Thompson
>tfw the closest thing to a phone scam you get here is an extortion attempt
Jeremiah Jenkins
>aussies
Asher Turner
Jokes on you when the IRS knock down your door
David Allen
Dumb chink
Jackson Russell
I didn't think you'd make it that far across the border, rajeesh patel
Robert Cook
smelli poo
Leo Price
>cucked by a poo
why do you even type this out tbqh
Levi Ramirez
haha nice one, well done
I don't know why pajeets got into the 419 scamming business, perhaps that's how they plan to become a superpower by 2030.
Yes he was a criminal you should respect him and gib money.