SCOTTISH INDEPENDENCE

I'm cautiously happy about the BREXIT result, because I'm confident that now Scotland will distance themselves from the English pigfuckers to rejoin the EU.

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aww its a wee liddle dummie spitta

nice to see I've rustled somebody

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whew, the butthurt is strong with this kangaroo

>implying
Scotland will never get in the EU because we won't let them
Sorry buddy

AHAHA

What was the big reason for?

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Well, at least Scottish independence would make the UK richer.
Belgium gets another parasite while the minority of countries can actually pay into it.

It rhymes with cask.

They'll get in the EU to spite the UK. Usually spite doesn't drive international politics but this time it will.

Basically if Scotland leaves the UK and gets into the EU, Spain will essentially break up, as well many other EU countries.

Scottish leave voter and I do not regret it one bit 2bh

we would veto it, because that would set a precedent and may spur Catalonian independence
Belgium won't let them either, because of the same.

haha no will not happen :D

You won't see a referendum formally announced any time soon because Belgium and Spain would veto scottish membership.

Oil price is also too low.

There won't be an independent scotland any time soon, which means never, because the UK will prosper outside of the EU before any referendum is called thus it will once again be rejected

I hope Scotland re joins the Eu, accepts the euro and turns into Greece 2.0

That'll teach you cuck left wing wankers for voting remain

>Scotland leaves UK
>Netherlands blocks Scots from joining EU
>UK doesn't want the leeches back
>Scotland left with LITERALLY NO CURRENCY OF THEIR OWN

They wont, because Spain will veto

It has nothing to do with what Scotland does or doesn't want

This is why you don't see any formal referendum being declared.

If they were going to do it, they would have done it by now.

Right now they are probably in a meeting room deciding what to do.

You'll probably see a scottish minister or too heading to Madrid as a last ditch attempt, but the Spanish will tell them to fuck off.

The SNP holds no cards right now.

Scotland and London can get tae fook.

Will happily accept (but not house or feed) Scottish refugees from Sturgeons nanny state of economic doom.

hahahah I don't know about eu but we're doing just fine

Based medpack

I'm sure Spain would be thrilled to hear of a successful secession in a European state....

They'd approve of that whole heartedly..

Well of course you are, you've got a monopoly on the top 3:
>Toblerone
>Cuckoo Clocks
>ALL THE FUCKING MONEY

They voted 2 years ago. Do you want the Scottish independence vote to become an annually event?
I don't sage only because you've a rare flag.

Wouldn't it be pretty stupid for Scotland to seperate because as other people have said, Spain would veto them rejoining the EU, so what would they even do once they're seperated?

I'm all for kicking the parasitic, smug, far-left whingers out of the United Kingdom. They take our tax money and spit in our faces. They can get lost for all I care.

But if they think that they're getting into the EU, they're going to be sorely disappointed. There are budgetary requirements that they just don't meet, not to mention the fact that Spain and Belgium would probably veto.

So basically, they'll declare independence and be stuck in a no-man's land. We certainly won't take them back.
With North Sea oil reserves already depleted (plus oil is so cheap as it is), a seriously broken budget, no sweet English tax money to bathe in and no EU to carry them, they'll be toast.

Their streets will become extended gutters and the gutters will be full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the Scottish vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their Irn Bru and heroin will foam up about their waists and all the socialists and parasites will look up and shout "Save us!"... and England will look down and whisper "No".

> all the socialists and parasites will look up and shout "Save us!"
>Implying they won't shout "Fucking English people, stealing evertything from Scotland and leaving us with nothing!"

For every 1.6 Scottish voters who voted to remain, 1 Scottish voter voted out.

Sturgeon can try and claim that the SNP=Scotland, but the fact is that it doesn't.

They had their chance. They chose to remain part of the UK.

We know, First Aid Kit. Just keep doing whatever you're doing, be absolutely sure to have Norway's back when EU goes Sharia.

The irony is that the Scots are the thieves. We've been carrying them for decades now, but when it looked like they were about to become independent, there was serious talk of 1. blocking British access to the North Sea oil (which belongs to the UK, not Scotland), 2. refusing to pay for assets in Scotland that belong to the British state, and 3. trying to force us to give them control over the Sterling and the BBC.

They are parasites who dare to call us thieves. You can't even imagine how infuriating it is to have to deal with them. I want them gone, and the fact that their country will inevitably implode will make our independence even sweeter.

Scotland will most definitely get another referendum and will declare its independence in order to stay in the EU. And we will let them join.
Same goes for N-Ireland if they wanna rejoin.
Also gibraltar will probably become co-ruled by Spain now since 95% of gibraltar voted remain.
Oh what a glorious day. It feels just like 1956 when the Brits got their sorry little asses whooped during the Suez crisis and realised they were no longer a superpower.
Let's see if tiny little england (and wales) will play ANY role of significance EVER again on the international stage. I strongly doubt it.

Yes all EU countries need the UK otherwise they cannot afford living by themselves. No, the whole world needs gibs from the UK. Scotland will be just fine you moron, especially when dozens of corporations with tens of thousands of jobs move from rotten England to Scotland.

>Spain will tell them to fuck off

The last hope of the "empire"...

They will do a reverse greenland.
Spain will not get in the way because there will be no vetoes involved with a reverse greenland. Also, the there is no precedent since independence here is about staying IN the EU. For Catalonia it would involve getting OUT of the EU (since Spain has no plans to leave).

1. Spain will veto it
2. Northern ireland has rejected independence

3. Nobody in the UK talks about the Empire
4. It's not a hope, it's an announced reality that Spain will veto their membership.

You euros are so fucking butthurt.

We killed your European "dream".

Accept it.

You. Have. Lost.

SNP seem to be backing down from their hissyfit now.

If the think the thousands of English Remain voters living in Scotland would suddenly switch to a pro independence vote, they are delusional.

I voted Yes in the referendum and Leave in the Euro one.

I'd vote fucking No if they try another round with Scotland being a tiny province of the EU as the incentive.

U joking m9? We're vetioing that shit. Scot independence is not happening under our watch.

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Scotfag here and I couldn't agree more

The only dream you've killed is the nightmare that is perfidious Albion fucking from within.

Your exit for now will blow new life into federalizing and improving the EU. While you slip away into austerity measures and discontent we'll be waiting for the rejoining referendum in 30 years. At that point you'll have to accept the Euro too.

Its glorious

>Guinea
>opinion

Aren't you still living in mudhuts and burning your own shit for fuel?

Let the big boys deal with politics. You worry about food.

>We killed your European "dream".
No, you dealt a crippling blow, but it's not over. Not with Turkey looming on the horizon.
Fuck, these are going to be some tough years for Spain until we wake up.

Fuck off. Fanny

I voted No. I'll vote no again

And I voted leave for the EU ref

The UK is in the EU, not Scotland. They can't choose to remain because they aren't technically a member. They would need to join.

Actually, it's a simple fact that they won't be able to join. The minute their books are opened up and their budget gets audited, they'll be told to fuck off. You think the EU is ever going to let another country with fucked up finances in, after (or during) the whole Greece fiasco?
Spain and Belgium just make it even more certain.
And frankly, most English people want shot of the fucking Scots anyway. They're the worst.

>He thinks NI will join the EU or the ROI
Why don't you learn about our politics before opening your mouth, lad?
There is no chance of either of those things happening. And I mean literally 0% chance.

Countries like u should leave the EU as well. Ur still thinking in terms of 19th century nationalism. Let Catalonia be independent if they disire. If you can't deal with that then gtfo out of my union and become a bitter lone wolf like England who has nothing but memories of a time long gone

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Thats some legal semantics the EU and Scotland could work around if they wanted to. While EU bureaucracy is infamous for its supposed inefficiency, in a situation like this the EU would easily be capable of pulling of a reverse greenland construction without too much trouble.

>Countries like u should leave the EU as well
I dream of this happening every single day. The day we get out of your cancerous union who made us your slaves will be a great one.
2 de Mayo all over again.

Turkey joining will be the death-blow. There's just no way that Europeans will tolerate that. You should be praying that they join as soon as possible, it will sink the EU before the end of the year.

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I said IF they want to join we will let them. Try reading my sentences more carefuly Nigel before going all berserk and spilling your tea

Makes the fact that UK supports the independence of Kosovo even more crazier.

I'm conflicted on the subject tbqh.

They saved our asses on numerous occasions thanks to muh Auld Alliance and I'm grateful for that.
On the other end it's in our best interest that England succeed after leaving the EU.

I guess i'll go with the latter then, so it's a friendly fuck off to you, Malcolm

Good The EU should reform into a pangermanic union anyway. Kick out all the weak countries like Spain.

>Weak
At least they know how to deal with mudslimes

Reconquista/10

>pangermanist union

There is no "if", and the fact that you think it's a remotely plausible scenario suggests that you don't know anything about British politics.
But by all means, keep lecturing us on how to run our country, we definitely can't get enough of that :^)

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>be scot
>voted leave
>shitting myself that Scotland is going to fuck this up
>dreading every Scottish announcement
>praying they win by small margins at least
>rest of the UK comes to the rescue and overrides the stupidity of the scotcucks
>leave btfos remain


GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

>"it looks likes Scotland's counts are depleted!"
>"hey Kid, NOW!"

The fact that there were multiple articles on the matter and that it was actually proposed (altho declined) says enough and validates me bringing it up.
I'm not trying to tell you how to run your country. You guys are going to have a hell of a lot of fun trying to stay alive in the next years when your Union and economy will collapse all around you.

>Seperatists still have no answers to basic questions of leaving the UK.
>Oil prices still shit, shock drops has entrenched the fact that it's volatile.
>Less support for Remaining in EU than Staying in UK, in terms of numbers.
I have doubts.

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Sorry? I can't hear you over the sound of the bombs going off on your airports

An independent Scotland outwith the UK and the EU is the best possible result I could hope for.

t. Scotsman

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Seriously though, a 'trade' for another country to be part of our united kingdom could be good, makes it easier for one other country to escape EU clutches.

Like we could say to the EU, "You can have scotland, but you must give every EU country a vote on whether their country leaves the EU and gains the glorious Pound being in the UK instead, and then we'll choose one of the countries that voted for that to join our kingdom".

Seriously, Scotland is like our pet. We pay for them, we look after them, and when they accidentally commit national suicide, we can replace them.

I want Spain, or some slav country (just to dd more butthurt to the scots - now we got real vikings).

>We pay for them

Except that Scotland is a net contributor to the UK, ie Scotland pays for your pakis and darkies

>tfw

If history has proven anything is that the Spanish (and Iberian) people are not weak.

I agree however that we should be out of the EU and apporach to Latin America. North and West Europeans have their heads too deep through their asses with their toxic and delusional germanicism to be able to live with people who don't fit in the category.

I've yet to meet a Scot who said they voted 'Remain'. Friends and family are saying the same. And we all live in Scotland.

Remain voters are leftists and posh people made to feel guilty about MUH REFUGEES!!!11

>mfw SNP rigged the votes and Scotland's name is cleared

>The only person in my family that voted remain.
>75% of my seat voted Remain.
What ought to be asked of a Scot you meet is if they havee more heart for the UK or the EU.

It's just the majority of dumbfuck university students who thik they're smart and all the pakis. That's why Glasgow was so much for remain. Ayrshire did relatively well for Leave actually. Junkies represented.

I still don't get how the Islands would vote remain with how the EU sodomised them the most.