/NFL/ General: No news should be banned and ignored edition

ARZ:Cardinals fear OLB Golden has torn ACL or MCL
OAK:Carr will undergo MRI, should play in Week 5
DEN:Anderson out-touches Charles 24-6 in Week 4
OAK:Amari Cooper's slump continues vs. Denver
ARZ:Ellington sees Cardinals-high 14 targets
ARZ:Palmer throws for 357 yards, TD in OT victory
NYG:Gallman rushes for 42 yards, scores in Week 4
LAC:Tyrell Williams goes 5/115/1 versus Eagles
LAC:Melvin Gordon held to 29 yards on 11 touches
LAC:Rivers totals 347 yards, 2 TDs in 'home' loss
TB:Jameis Winston leads game-winning FG drive
SEA:Doug Baldwin active for SNF vs Colts

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Bills

Holy fuck is that Lem Barney

Name 10 teams that could beat the loins.

>Protip you'll struggle to find 1

The Loins seem to be pretty good at beating themselves, user

How many teams are over .500?
those ones

GB, the AFCW minus LA, Dallas, Seattle, Tennessee, Jacksonville somehow and Shittsburgh

DUDE GOT BLOWED UP!

>the AFCW minus LA
hello raiders fanshit. You're wrong btw

I'm a packers fan but ok

Thanks for making this thread with News.

No News Thread Starting user should be banned for life.

Superb owl predictions Sup Forums?

I think Ryan Gosling and California's best team will make it to the playoffs

Patriots Chiefs

1. The refs

G-guys?

Are...are the Texans.. l-legit?

Lions vs Bills

Green Bay will beat them twice

Lolno

Watson is literally just a smaller Cam, 1-2 decent years and hes finished.

On today's episode of... Could It Happen?

Colin Kaepernick will never play another down in the nfl

I'm a Bucs fan. There's no fucking way we're making the playoffs let alone the Super Bowl.

>KC winning a playoff game
no

reminder: Dak Prescott went 20/36 for 3 touchdowns and 1 int in a loss and is considered an MVP candidate while Jeff Goff went 21/36 for 255 yards and 2 td 0int and is considered crap...just because he's white

Goff sucks because he sucks, not because he's white, Dak sucks against good teams

They started 3-1 last year too
t. Increasingly nervous Stl rams fan

this is not like last year and you know it. fuck st louis

Oh really, are they gonna flame out again?

Which team is switching conferences?

Who here /DillyDilly/

Ryan Goffling is the next GOAT

>Seattle
>Tenessee

>reddit

OOOOH SAY CAN YOU SEEEE

You can smell the desperation in these ads, Budweiser's fucking dying and they know it.

BY THE DAWNS EARLY LIIIIGHT

WHAT SOOOO PROUDLY WE HAAAILD

44-7

You think Anheuser-Busch Inbev is in some sort of trouble?

Indy's line is worse than Seattle's?

Just did a massive report on Molson Coors and the global beer industry.

Anheuser is in no sort of trouble

>Lynch Shows Up to Game Wearing, ‘Everybody vs Trump’ Shirt

Budweiser is seeking customer opinions on NFL protest


Desperate as fuck

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Titans vs Rams, this year is already bizarre enough already

>titans
na, Rams maybe might be able to meme a deep playoff run though

Is Von Miller first ballot?

This game was a fluke, Watson isn't gonna keep playing at that caliber.

Reminder

Goff would look awful if it wasn't for Gurley. He was the entire offense today

So Watson will keep playing at that calibur, got it. Everything you fags say will happen, the opposite occurs.

Rams will finish with a winning record

Nah someone will bite. If Miami is dumb enough to dump 10m on Cutler than it's not a stretch for another team to do the same for Kaep

Well that division is trash so it's not surprising

he wants more than 10m though doesnt he?

Ravens too

Vitriol aside, can I reasonably hope for a deep playoff run as a CAR fan?

Or is this season just a meme?

Who /medium speed implosion/ here?

It depends if they can stay healthy.

>needing OT against a team that will win 2 games this year

Wew

Right here fampai

I feel bad that Fitz probably won't get a ring before he retires and I'm a Xecuck fan

Your team looks lost at times against lesser opponents. Panthers have the Patriot's number for some reason; the problem is surviving in the division.

>went to Broncos game today
>drunk Raiders fan calls me a hobbit (Im 5'5")
>drunk Broncos fan accidentally bumps into me when I'm carrying water on a food tray and then blames me for it


I hate people so very much

>Marshawn Lynch 9 carries 12 yds 0 TDs 1.3 yds per carry

>not 3/5

Should have called them out on their shit. Assholes are everywhere.

I'm sorry :( I'd have apologized

hats what you get for being 5'5 lmao Im astonished you havent ended it already

Thank you, senpai

You gotta deliver the bantz bruv. You should ask that Raiders fan how tall he is when he's kneeling and generally look where you're going but if he was really a jerk, say "hey we are on the same side, let me give you my napkin" and then if he's still a bitch try to sucker punch him when he tries to get in your 5'5" face and calls you a pussy.

You don't want to be like Marshawn, beloved by most until he went into bitch mode and let Trump hating ruin him.

>at a Doyers game and some guy accidentally spills some beer on me
>gives me one of his beers
Cant complain

By half- time I'm usually covered in beer already anyway.

I'm actually pretty good wth bantz but I was too hungover form last night to even engage him


We almost fought though: before he called me a midget I jokingly flicked his cap on his head. You could tell he got pissed

So the chorgers are definitely moving back, right?

>I will never kneel for black rights next to this sweet ass farting

Ravens sign him by week 7

...

>not even the browns want him

absolutely motherfucking based if true

...

>three way tie yet again
>clots officially shit

What a fucking mess of a division this is.

...

It's amazing they haven't produced an actual good team in over 4 years.

One of these teams will get to fall ass backwards into the playoffs.

Meanwhile my team has played in basically a rigged division for 17 fucking years.

...

Will you ever learn?

>the nfl isn't dying


more SJW protests is what we need to draw back in the crowds of suburban America!

What a piece of shit.

post players that are currently carrying their team

NHL and MLB are gonna experience a small boom.

That's not Drew Brees

I miss Ronde and Sapp

Chiefs

Is Joe Flacco still elite?

Jordan Hicks hasn't looked the same this year, Brandon Graham looked average without Cox 2 weeks in a row, Barnett has been invisible and Curry is still garbage

The Eagles defense is 21st in both points and yards allowed per game but for some reason this fanbase thinks it isn't Wentz carrying the team trying to put up 3 possession leads in order to feel safe from the constant 4th quarter defensive collapses

I have no idea how next week's Rams game will turn out. I cannot gauge the team. They let the Niners drop 39 against them. They beat the Cowboys, but lost to the Redskins. I'd love for my Hawks to win, but it doesn't look good. Need Goff to shit the bed.

This is fucking horseshit, I'd accept tanking if we were getting blownout but these games are winnable. If our offense could do anything other than fuck itself sideways we'd have at least one win.

The offense carried them this time for sure and I don't think anyone who watched the game would argue otherwise, especially after that clock eating drive at the end.

>defense shuts down panthers and dolphins
>it's all brees
sure m8