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coloureds not allowed edition

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>excluding Italians
Not cool /brit/.

just had satisfying unconsensual sex with your mother

how deep does the rabbit hole go?

will be starting freshers at 20 years old lmao

which one are they in the pic

the lads

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p-nus

anime

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But they'd bully me.

Not that long for a greentext

I always think with my dick. It's free entertainment. After spunking I would cuddle and be in total bliss.

I've given up on relationships. Not that fussed on fucking either but this was an open goal I feel bad for missing

High test.

4th from the top.

too afraid to even try online dating

ew

this building is in india right? if i recall well it's inhabited by a rich bloke and his family, nothing more

when I was a fresher I was like, why do everyone hate freshers?

Now I just don't want to act like they're the first person to mention my accent for like the 1000th time.

You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in /cum/ and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in /brit/, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

*says the n-word*

mad that this is literally one family house

>white genocide is a bad thi-

no need x

same
just the whole thought of taking pics of myself, putting them up etc makes me cringe in pain

she honestly just seemed drunk
but you have her number sooo

i have been on this shit general for 3 years and not once seen a picture of lisicki

OI

nigger

poo a'brewin bigly tbqh ngl la

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here you go

i think your interactions with her will be quite different when you'll be both sober
its like relationships created through mdma. its not the same in daylight

My uni doesn't have that attitude. I guess everyone at my uni is better than the one at yours

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Any cockney accent man in?

post a selfie you twat

#sexquestion

whats it like when a girl rides your dick?

I'm actually pale as fuck can i stay?

There was rivalry between the Capetians and the Plantagenêts.

Richard the Lionheart as the Plantagenêt king of England was more powerful than the Capetian king of France, despite the fact that Richard was a vassal of the French king.

From 1190 to 1192, Richard the Lionheart and Philip II of France joined each other on a Crusade, as each was wary that the other might invade his territory in his absence.

Richard was captured and imprisoned on the return journey to England.

In Richard's absence, his brother John revolted with the aid of Philip.

doos san migels fank you pedro, and chop chop ya dozy dago

*turns to the missus as I stub my fag out*

very lazy people these continentals, very lazy people

*cranes head to watch the Man City match on the telly*

maybe because you have a voice like dishwater senpai

what do 190cm study

no but if you need MLE/estuary im your man

Don't get how I'm supposed to get a job without any qualifications and a criminal record

All white men need to die

>berkeley

italians welcome

gay guys dicks

Don't even know what that is but do us a vocaroo

Where you from generally?

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history of art

it really depends on whats written on your criminal record

Fun. Especially when she grinds

law at liverpool uni

what's on your dbs?

if it was something small it won't stay for long.

This just in: 190cm's dad is a snitch

start sucking knobs for a living

Drug possession (with intent to sell)

what's the best degree and why is it computer science?

Snitches get stitches

Can hear my parents having sex

>MLE
my g didn't even know that was the name

same boat bruv

Are you a southern fairy then?

Petroleum engineering

big money

youtube.com/watch?v=xY59mR44TLs

watch this

IF YOU DARE

fucking idiot

spontaneously crying again

'ger

an economics degree from LSE is the highest earning degree

> having a criminal record
How?

The only way I could get a criminal record is by being unnecessarily violent, unnecessarily greedy, or unnecessarily stupid. I do none of these things.

not that bad it just depends on what type of people you're going to fall into for your interviews and the field you're going to work in (if they're more tolerant and open or if it's old reactionary farts)

lol

what about post grad from lse

King Philip wished to take control of Normandy. The castle at Château Gaillard was the key to the campaign.

A Frenchman named Galbert was able to swim to the island behind the castle and place his charges. The resulting inferno enabled the French to storm the island.

Meanwhile, the Anglo-Norman commander Roger de Lacy sent all non-combatants out of the castle.

At first the French let the refugees through their siege lines, but after a time began to refuse them passage.

Several hundred people ended up trapped between the besiegers and the castle as siege engines and archers exchanged fire over their heads.

There they remained for some time, starving until Philip relented and gave them food.

yh you fucked up, she handed herself to you on a silver platter

*yaaawwwnnn*

Is /brit/ the ugliest general on Sup Forums?

LSE is paki central tho

>spontaneously crying again
What's wrong user?

any coons in?

hahan alri x

Funnily enough, I was thinking just an hour ago about how when criminals are released back into society, their criminal makes it difficult for them to rejoin regular society, and they often slip back into the underworld.

I was thinking about this for like 20 minutes with all cylinders firing thinking of all sort of ways criminal records were negative and in some ways positive. Now here's a specimen of my deep thought; a man with a criminal record.

nah, probably /tr/

/cum/
/deutsche/

So, now that the dust has settled... did Harry Potter stick his wand up his bum and cast magical spells on his g-spot?

yes

meow~ :3c

looking to start shotting without growing my own shit

anyone help with experience (good starting money, where to get my shit from, how to not get robbed, where to find new customers etc)

not i

>coloured not welcome
good thing i'm hindu, whew!
what's happenin laddos!

hope so

post faces then

fuck off

like pottery

haha come on in lad
*furiously presses security button under table*

welcome

I don't like you because you put your willy in other men

TAKE IT EASY MY BROTHER CHARLES

bender