SNL General

Host: Aziz Ansari
Musical Guest: Big Sean

this episode needs more emma stone

What are your thoughts on the cast?

>Host: Aziz Ansari
I'm cringing all ready.

My wife and I can't wait. Her son's a big Aziz Ansari fan as well!

>aziz ansari
kek how pathetic

stream link?

What is the worst skit so far this season?

My wife's daughter and her boyfriend and his son are going to watch this with me! Can't wait.

PLEASE be better than last week...

Villasenor a cute. CUTE.

haha I get it

SNL is the worst thing to come out of america and has been for years. It's so confusing why everyone from the US acts like Lorne Michaels isn't the reason television comedy has been lowest common denominator trash for years

i'm only watching in case Rock and Chappelle shows up

this

inb4 endless poo in loo jokes

Would've been better if thread title was Poo In Loo edition

Yuck, nah nigga. Im out.

>man in his 40s
>using the term fire

I have a feeling that this will be the slowest SNL thread this season.

Agreed. Fuck drumpf and fuck white people!

but user hes black!

Ehh... his whole persona is about being a street-wise nog so it makes sense.

How many trump is a bigot jokes are they gonna make tonight?

I'm betting 30+

here we go

FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE!

Gross. This guy has puffy nipples.

stream, link?

Here we go...

cool ratings libcucks

FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

Hey look another Russia did everything joke. At least Bennett does a funny Putin.

Beck a cute

Hey, its Kate's Russian woman. I love her.

Putin is BUILT.

LE RUSSIA OWNS TRUMP

haha Drumpf inauguration BTFO

Well if a Hungarian Jew was paying people to go to the inaugruation there would have been more people there.

>tracksuits

kek

Can someone explain what just happened with her putting on the hat?

omg how will drumph ever recover?

>pussy hat

>tfw I jacked off to russian piss fetish porn earlier

8/10 bretty good porn thx Putin

why did they cheer for that pink hat thing?

well this started off shitty

this is just straight up libtard propaganda now. they don't even attempt to be funny anymore.

Also the fact it was in a city full of liberals and African-Americans who dislike Trump.

it's the pussy hat that the (((women's))) marchers were wearing today

Its a symbol of... something
A bunch of people wore it at the march

>Can someone explain what just happened with her putting on the hat?


FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE!

its a hat with a vagina on top. proud strong women are wearing it now to BTFO out of drumpf.

>So...

The audience edges up on their seats. It's the sound of winter. You could hear a pin drop as the anticipation mounts -- where could this lead? This is surely one of the best joke setups yet. A dog barks in the distance.

>Donald Drumpf...

Urine fills the floor amids a tidal wave of laughter. TV cameras shake as an associate producer shits her pants. A 27-year-old grad students falls over the audience railing and snaps both ankles, impervious to pain as xhe descends into hysteria. The entire front row, between tears of joy, begins a "I'M WITH HER" chant, complete with fist pumps and choreographed dance. A woman prematurely goes into labor after severe abdominal strain caused by intense laughter.

>Is orange.

The audience feverishly bumrushes the sage and carries off the entire staff. Rioting in the street begins at 11:40 pm that evening and lasts six days. A million-man march is organized and the Emmy nomination board is held hostage in their offices. The frothing masses demand immediate and decisive action to ensure "The Late Show" wins ever category the following year. Trained baboons are released and taught to build idols and statues of Stephen Colbert. The United States Federal Government cease their grants for cancer research and instead transfer them to generating Stephen Colbert embryos for in-vitro fetilization.

oh hey pol showed up

c'mon man

there's a lot going on outside of your basement

Pink Pussy. Women's March thing.

Master of none is a comfy af show tbqhfam

Kek, the sound of this guy's voice.

At least standups usually have good monologues

Sup Forums is OP

The real question is are they even trying anymore to be funny? Like that opening skit was just sad.

How soon until Aziz says his parents are immigrants, he's Asian or Muslim?

It's very high.

at least the open was only 3 minz des


let us pray for this episode

why does poo man need a mic?

THANK YOU BASED TOM HAVERFORD

Why is this worthless sandnigger hosting? He doesn't have a movie coming out.

I'm guessing this guy has a history in stand up? Since he's doing a routine here?

A sneeze I'm sorry is terrible at stand up.

> calling out virtue signaling

Nice

FUCK YOU! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT AS A RESPONSE?

Indian.
His dad is a doctor.

meeeehh

But we already have laws against us Men. What moar do they want?
Are you sure it's not propaganda shilling? Aziz Anzari sounds impressionable and gullible enough to fall in.

the difference between Aziz and felicity is incredible, she was as wooden as a door

Aziz is an unfunny moron, but at least he ca t talk properly

This is good standup?

...

Deplorable jokes are getting old. C'mon let's move it along. And this is coming from a liberal.

Sup Forums and /poltv/ BTFO

Not finding this opening monologue really funny yet.

you have to go back

Son I'm disappoint

Go back to poo in the loo

According to Madonna today apparently Drumpf has "basically" made it a crime to be a woman or person of color. thats literally what she said and hundreds of thousands of women in attendance applauded.

>He's talking about us

He likes to say he's Asian cause that's cool like spelling words like British people.

This is far more cringetastic than I even thought it would be.

Dozens of people have told me Aziz is the best standup right now I'm happy I never put any effort into checking him out

This. Fuck Drumpf and fuck white people.

Trump supporters, how does it feel?

His Hindu masters cut off his balls because he was supoosed to be born a woman.
Just kidding, but his voice is really cartoonish. I'm surprised he didn't get an animation role.

WTF I love Sean Penn now

I like the monolog.

This isn't a comedy show anymore, this is a demonize drumpf and republicans show.

>I'm surprised he didn't get an animation role.
Epic (2013)

How liberal? SJW need not apply here. Centrists are fine, though.

guys Islam is peace

Its true, ya know. 'Yakety Sax' really does make anything better.

Preaching to the choir brah

Would be funny if Isis didn't literally ban music

>it's another comedian who thinks their perception of the world is comedy

does this guy just read Twitter and then turn it into stand up?