Host: Aziz Ansari
Musical Guest: Big Sean
SNL General
this episode needs more emma stone
What are your thoughts on the cast?
>Host: Aziz Ansari
I'm cringing all ready.
My wife and I can't wait. Her son's a big Aziz Ansari fan as well!
>aziz ansari
kek how pathetic
stream link?
What is the worst skit so far this season?
My wife's daughter and her boyfriend and his son are going to watch this with me! Can't wait.
PLEASE be better than last week...
Villasenor a cute. CUTE.
haha I get it
SNL is the worst thing to come out of america and has been for years. It's so confusing why everyone from the US acts like Lorne Michaels isn't the reason television comedy has been lowest common denominator trash for years
i'm only watching in case Rock and Chappelle shows up
this
inb4 endless poo in loo jokes
Would've been better if thread title was Poo In Loo edition
Yuck, nah nigga. Im out.
>man in his 40s
>using the term fire
I have a feeling that this will be the slowest SNL thread this season.
Agreed. Fuck drumpf and fuck white people!
but user hes black!
Ehh... his whole persona is about being a street-wise nog so it makes sense.
How many trump is a bigot jokes are they gonna make tonight?
I'm betting 30+
here we go
FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE!
Gross. This guy has puffy nipples.
stream, link?
Here we go...
cool ratings libcucks
FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
Hey look another Russia did everything joke. At least Bennett does a funny Putin.
Beck a cute
Hey, its Kate's Russian woman. I love her.
Putin is BUILT.
LE RUSSIA OWNS TRUMP
haha Drumpf inauguration BTFO
Well if a Hungarian Jew was paying people to go to the inaugruation there would have been more people there.
>tracksuits
kek
Can someone explain what just happened with her putting on the hat?
omg how will drumph ever recover?
>pussy hat
>tfw I jacked off to russian piss fetish porn earlier
8/10 bretty good porn thx Putin
why did they cheer for that pink hat thing?
well this started off shitty
this is just straight up libtard propaganda now. they don't even attempt to be funny anymore.
Also the fact it was in a city full of liberals and African-Americans who dislike Trump.
it's the pussy hat that the (((women's))) marchers were wearing today
Its a symbol of... something
A bunch of people wore it at the march
>Can someone explain what just happened with her putting on the hat?
FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE!
its a hat with a vagina on top. proud strong women are wearing it now to BTFO out of drumpf.
>So...
The audience edges up on their seats. It's the sound of winter. You could hear a pin drop as the anticipation mounts -- where could this lead? This is surely one of the best joke setups yet. A dog barks in the distance.
>Donald Drumpf...
Urine fills the floor amids a tidal wave of laughter. TV cameras shake as an associate producer shits her pants. A 27-year-old grad students falls over the audience railing and snaps both ankles, impervious to pain as xhe descends into hysteria. The entire front row, between tears of joy, begins a "I'M WITH HER" chant, complete with fist pumps and choreographed dance. A woman prematurely goes into labor after severe abdominal strain caused by intense laughter.
>Is orange.
The audience feverishly bumrushes the sage and carries off the entire staff. Rioting in the street begins at 11:40 pm that evening and lasts six days. A million-man march is organized and the Emmy nomination board is held hostage in their offices. The frothing masses demand immediate and decisive action to ensure "The Late Show" wins ever category the following year. Trained baboons are released and taught to build idols and statues of Stephen Colbert. The United States Federal Government cease their grants for cancer research and instead transfer them to generating Stephen Colbert embryos for in-vitro fetilization.
oh hey pol showed up
c'mon man
there's a lot going on outside of your basement
Pink Pussy. Women's March thing.
Master of none is a comfy af show tbqhfam
Kek, the sound of this guy's voice.
At least standups usually have good monologues
Sup Forums is OP
The real question is are they even trying anymore to be funny? Like that opening skit was just sad.
How soon until Aziz says his parents are immigrants, he's Asian or Muslim?
It's very high.
at least the open was only 3 minz des
let us pray for this episode
why does poo man need a mic?
THANK YOU BASED TOM HAVERFORD
Why is this worthless sandnigger hosting? He doesn't have a movie coming out.
I'm guessing this guy has a history in stand up? Since he's doing a routine here?
A sneeze I'm sorry is terrible at stand up.
> calling out virtue signaling
Nice
FUCK YOU! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT AS A RESPONSE?
Indian.
His dad is a doctor.
meeeehh
But we already have laws against us Men. What moar do they want?
Are you sure it's not propaganda shilling? Aziz Anzari sounds impressionable and gullible enough to fall in.
the difference between Aziz and felicity is incredible, she was as wooden as a door
Aziz is an unfunny moron, but at least he ca t talk properly
This is good standup?
...
Deplorable jokes are getting old. C'mon let's move it along. And this is coming from a liberal.
Sup Forums and /poltv/ BTFO
Not finding this opening monologue really funny yet.
you have to go back
Son I'm disappoint
Go back to poo in the loo
According to Madonna today apparently Drumpf has "basically" made it a crime to be a woman or person of color. thats literally what she said and hundreds of thousands of women in attendance applauded.
>He's talking about us
He likes to say he's Asian cause that's cool like spelling words like British people.
This is far more cringetastic than I even thought it would be.
Dozens of people have told me Aziz is the best standup right now I'm happy I never put any effort into checking him out
This. Fuck Drumpf and fuck white people.
Trump supporters, how does it feel?
His Hindu masters cut off his balls because he was supoosed to be born a woman.
Just kidding, but his voice is really cartoonish. I'm surprised he didn't get an animation role.
WTF I love Sean Penn now
I like the monolog.
This isn't a comedy show anymore, this is a demonize drumpf and republicans show.
>I'm surprised he didn't get an animation role.
Epic (2013)
How liberal? SJW need not apply here. Centrists are fine, though.
guys Islam is peace
Its true, ya know. 'Yakety Sax' really does make anything better.
Preaching to the choir brah
Would be funny if Isis didn't literally ban music
>it's another comedian who thinks their perception of the world is comedy
does this guy just read Twitter and then turn it into stand up?