Post rare Bjorkes.
Post rare Bjorkes
mongol goddess.
Ah, she was so hot back then
body to body
FUCK
I want her to fart on my face is that normal?
MY
ASS
Perfectly
Grimes
motherly hips
The only real thing's misery.
Submission means you get murdered.
You get revenge when you wait for it.
Frustrated means you're insane.
lmao dude you got cucked. again
She had her first child at around 20 iirc, so it's to be expected
H… H-how could that happen?
rickenbjorker
fjender
What kind of guitar is this, and why is it so big?
only friend? :(
Truth is I don't even like/listen to her music.
But I totally respect her as a persona and appreciate her contribution in pop culture just basing upon this short movie:
youtube.com
It tells a whole story about who she is.
Have you listened to her music? I'll be back in a bit guys.
dab
i want bjork to peg me tbqh
What I wouldn't do to lick those soles...
Of course I have lol wtf
I believe it's all just a matter of taste but I find stuff like this or earlier sugarcubes more appealing to me. I don't think much of her solo career though, as I said, not because of disrespect or anything but rather because I see her as an "artistic medium" or a performer, an actress, rather than producer and songwriter. I hope it makes sense to you.
dude you sick tho. she's not into domination or stuff like that anyway.
:'(
Umm..
I understand definitely, but I just can't bring myself to care much about rock styles of music that aren't really intense in one way or another. Your point about her as a medium is interesting though, could you elaborate on it?
I wish there was a higher res version of this amazing shot. Such perfect timing.
>"Post rare"
>posts common
>implying this isn't just a pretense for a bjork fap thread
>I think atheists should start screaming for attention like religious folks do.
I wonder what she thinks of this quote now.
Yeah but don't say it silly.
>Yeah but don't say it silly.
forgive me
You are forgiven
We called it masturbjorking around here mate
thank you
>Everything wrong with Bjork
1. Nonsensical lyrics that mean nothing but dickriders would create their own pretentious headcanon for the stupidity. You've put a seed inside me, I'm a tree that grows hearts One for each that you take, Every boy is a snake is a lily Every pearl is a lynx is a girl, He's Venus as a boy… etc.
Just random word vomit anyone can string together.
2. Bjork's vocals are so bad 95% of the time you literally have to look at the lyrics just to make out the words. The obvious reply to this is "durr its supposed to be Icelandic and avant-garde so you're not supposed to hear her". But that argument falls apart when you actually hear Bjork's words clearly in large portions of some of her songs. So you're obviously supposed to understand her, and the fact that she's yelping only supports this.
3. No one gave a fuck about Bjork until Arca produced her gimmicks. Artificial popularity just like her music. Go pick up an instrument, you cringy vegan hipsters.
I love this term.
No problem, borkfriend.
Bjork was never hot
agreed (based on more than that though)
No one cares. Please don't respond to these any further.
> that pic
this picture ricardos me up
i mean that in a good way btw
Explain
Never noticed that strap-on. What the fuck
Has she ever been captured in a bikini? I don't think I've ever gotten any impression of what her bod was like.
She such a cutie tho
You probably won't like it.
welcometoobangkok.tumblr.com
Could be just a fad, that feminist shit became too mainstream now.
She's been bulking up.
She'll probably continue down that path the more she hangs with Arca and co.
It's also likely because of her breakup, which I don't think she's quite gotten over.
Bjork going on patrol
She's protecting her child from any reporters that may want to welcome them
is she part mongolian or what
She's an elf raised as a human
I'll be back. Maybe.
Obviously some eskimo/inuit ethnic background (those are basically "arctic mongols").
otsal waste of fuvkinmg time whats the fuckimng point
Are you having a stroke?
I should be so lucky
You'll be fine
lots of love to you also
this is a good bork
Does anyone know the source of this pic? It sort of looks like she's going to school, but I don't even know if Björk went to college.
I wanna jack off onto her tiny titties. I wanna smell her butt musk after a long day of hiking. I wanna watch her poop, then cum on the poop. I wanna lick her armpits. I wanna lick the vinegary vagina armpit right next to her thighs. I wanna jizz on her piss. I wanna sacrifice her children. I want her to jack me off from behind like a kangaroo. I wanna nut all over her appliances. I want her to dookie in my hands and name it 'Fenn'. Then she can make friends with all the little people that live in her eyebrows.
>girl in your lecture gives you this look and asks to borrow a pen
What do?
Looks more like signing autographs. Maybe the photographer forgot not to flash?
This post confuses me.