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stopping pulju's rampage edition

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>being on time

Las Vegas terror attack.. huge amount of dead. Multiple suspects with automatic weapons shooting from high ground on a crowded concert.

Muslims.

The Oilers have screwed him over for the last time. Now we will all pay for their foolishness. God help us all.

reminder

whatever habbens in vegas stays in vegas

My best friend Patrick Marleau signed with the Maple Leafs four months ago, he's dead and gone. San Jose's his favorite place, I'm gonna build him a shark tank. You don't have to be a hockey player to be a choker, Jake Virtanen's a choker. My other best friend, Tomas Hertl, is in a wheelchair again. He's back at rehab for his sixteenth time, good luck with that one. Sick of the bullshit, sick of all the shit, I don't go out anymore, I don't care about any motherfucker I don't care what they're up to. Twelve years I wasted, choking in the playoffs, passing the puck to fuckin' nobodies. Now I stay at home, like a fucking hermit, not gonna take any shit from anybody. I know what's going on, I got set up, I got high sticked, thank god Pavelski wasn't there to watch me get my fucking ass kicked, he would've wound up with a black eye and probably went to the penalty box. He has a big mouth. I live for this shit, I love it. Bring it the fuck on, payback's a bitch motherfuc- WHOOOOAAAAH OOOOOOOH CAN YOU HEAR THE CALL FOR THE WASTED AND WOUNDED?

None shall be spared....... He will salt the earth

man the offseason /hoc/ memes have gone too far

>tfw another expansion draft will be held since pulju wiped out the team

VGK
G
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more like V G GAY lol

The police have just released a picture of the suspected shooter.

will we get a "moment of silence" from VGK's home opener?

i bet the culprit has the same skin colour as the players

Who can stop him?

Is norway the worst country in the world

>VGK goes 0/3 in Home Games
>This happens
What a shitty night for Vegas.

>rampage

Too soon m8.

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rate my goal song for this season

>Edmonton attacker was a Somali asylum seeker
Nicely done Trudeau.

what's wrong with norway? my aunts husband is from norway, he's a great guy tbqh

you forgot your trip, kippers. nice try

I thought it was a joke again. What the fuck

is it another muzzie?

you forgot your trip, kippers. nice try

That's most likely, it fits their MO. But don't discount Black Lives Matter, since the victims were country music fans.

And, as always, it could just be some autist who thought his neighbor's dog told him to shoot up Vegas.

if i were kippers, would i be asking for butt pics? nice try, kippers on a proxy

it was kippers this whole time

If I were kippers I would have known what the conversation was about, which I obviously don't. Nice try inception-kippers

>huge amount

2

>multiple

1

>Muslims

not confirmed

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why do ___ people always post fake news?

makes me glad I don't leave the house. still, the amount of daily terrorist attacks is pretty fucked up

Holy shit kippers getting BTFO

how many more years until he's the next >yakupov

So which Golden Knight decided to take his anger out?

what the fuck is he supposed to be firing? sounds like a lmg
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Fleury can't take not winning a 4th cup.

I'm guessing an AK with a drum magazine

>now it's my turn to shoot

>tfw 4am on east coast and drunk af watching the news

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He be runnin'

What is Bulju's issue, honestly?
Is he simply too.. thick-headed to grasp the game at this level?
Or does it simply boil down to Edmonton being terrible at developing players?
You'd think a 4th overall from 2016 would be playing in the NHL for atleast a fair share of games

I can't say for certain but I heard a rumor he's somewhat mentally retarded

Jonathan Marchessault .

He's 5'8" and he's a known shooter with 30 goals last year.

He's tired of being bullying him for his height. Here's the leaked webm of him getting arrested.

honestly? half is probably the pressure of having to play with mcjesus and draisatl, especially when you're expected to perform after being picked so high. there's also the fact that oilers management is known to fuck up their prospects

Holy fuck, what a manlet. He's literally being carried like a child

haha :^)

he was a chink. sit down

I would believe that desu
He doesn't -have- to play on line with McDavid and Draisatl though? 3rd/4th line minutes > AHL any given day - but yeh the management is.. questionable

@78660945
Did you forget to turn off the trip when you samefag'd?
Kippers exposed

>@
I always kek when people do this
Especially to kippers

i was quoting myself for being right

___ "people" like to blame Nazim Kadri, but it was just like Usual Suspects

no, i just mean he's choking from the pressure. that or everything we've been speculating is wrong and he's just a bust

Sup lads, FinnBro suggested I come post here.

>tfw your country will never be good at hockey

JUST

Wish I didnt wake up.

my poor bulju boy....
my sweet innocent bulju boy is being tortured by that awful finnaphobe man mclellan
my darling bulju
come home, i will heal your wounds
i will make you, you again
i will see that smile once more
i will

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want to shoot that mcdavid kid too
i guarantee its his fault too and he influences oilers organization minds
i guarantee he keeps saying the leadership that he wants bulju out because he hates him
why he hate? finnaphobia, no other reason, how can you hate pulju, it doesnt make any sense to me
ever seen bulju score with mcgaykid on ice`? he never smiles, he hates bulju
mcd is a snake and bulju deserves better

fuck oilers

current mood

fucking moron. Do you ever get tired of being wrong?

Sick of the bullshit. Sick of all this shit. I don't go out anymore, cause I hate every motherfucker, I don't care what they're up to. A year I wasted, sippin on bonaqua at the bar, chit-chatting with fucking nobodies in Bakersfield. Now I stay at home, like a fucking hermit. I'm not gonna take any shit from anyone.

I know what's going on. Mclellan set me up. I got jumped. Thank god my gf wasn't there to watch me get my fucking ass kicked. She would have wound up with a black eye and prolly went to jail. She has a big mouth.

I live for this shit. I love it. Bring it the fuck on.

Payback's a bitch motherfu

shut the fuck up

get a goddamn life you fucking fag instead of sitting in these threads 24 hours a day.

trip back on, kippers

fucking kek

where my finnbros @?
if you need to talk about the recent events, pm me
i could use a friend right now aswell

what a horrible tragedy

also a bunch people got shot up or something

hopefully pulju will be safe in bakersfield at least

>poop in jarvi
Finns on suicide watch, even though they'll win the olympics since no actual hockey athletes are going to it.

Is this a new copypasta?

Laine sent to Manitoba when?

PRAYING FOR BULJU

Can we just rid the NHL of finns? Maybe people will start watching the sport.

People will only watch it if it's full of black men kneeling during the anthem.

Id still be down for a Finnish genocide.

is it time for french canadians already?

>MST
first day off since last sunday.
Getting drunk and stoned as fuck and it's only 5 am

>Over 50 people confirmed dead in Vegas shooting
Did Pulju go too far?

have they found the shooter yet?

Think so. They have a suspect arrested. Sources are kinda mixed on who the shooter is, but seems like it's a Stephen Paddock.

they are still looking for him in Bakersfield I think.

spoiled brat antifa member who hates white people, that's why he targeted a country music concert because it's mostly the white devil that goes to those

Far-right Trump supporter. White. His Facebook is still online.

Bulju might not get the Art Ross trophy, but he's getting the "high score" in the US, that's for sure. And a Finn got the high score in Europe as well.

Good job, Finland!

i swear you have a multiple personality disorder. you go from normal to full on shitposting and vice versa as if a switch was flipped on you

Why was that Vegas shooter so mad Bulju got sent to Bakersfield? I get the anger but it was a bit much wouldnt you say?

Why did I laugh at this?

Autism probably

>Oilers rush prospects into the NHL ala Yakupov, Omark and Lander
>Get decent enough to have some depth and properly develop players in the AHL (Draisaitl, Slepyshev, Kharia and Puljujärvi)

I prefer the patient route on this player. He could very well play 3rd line minutes to start the season but that won't help him learn to be more offensively inclined. He will be playing first unit PP in Bakersfield

>Draisital

He played like 5 games in the AHL.

That's all Puljujärvi will need once Yamamoto is returned to Junior.

probably dude weed lmao
Fucking British C

give us the cup and nobody gets hurt

No

>san jose
>even making the playoffs

give us the vagene and nobody gets pooed on

>be golden knights fan
>get shot
rly makes u thik

I want to see thos bobs

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>Pulju gets sent back down
>mass shooting occurs in the city of a newly introduced NHL team
This is no coincidence lads. He's coming for all of us, one NHL team at a time, starting with the new kid and ending with the team that wronged him to begin with.

there was a shooting in Edmonto n yesterday
Pulju is rampaging

>tfw dont live in City with NHL team

Who /safe/ here?

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>Edmonton beconmes a sancctuary city
Regina, please take me

The hottest woman at my work is from regina
please