Today is the god damn coldest fucking day in Australian history, my fucking fingers are numb, my dog is shivering in pain and we are completely unequipped for this sort of disaster.
Its fucking 5c here at the moment and the whole country is on the verge of collapse, the power went out today and reception is patchy, I feat the worst.
But those down further south are in an even more dangerous situation, despite contact with them being completely broken reports are coming through of actual fucking snow in NSW.
The temperature is so fucking low that water is LITERALLY FUCKING FREEZING OUTSIDE AND FALLING AS LITTLE BITS OF FROZEN WATER.
Please send help, as I type this my fingers are finally seizing up and I doubt I can call anyone else to help our great nation.
bro it's fucking freezing but there was some fireworks outside before so I'm pretty comfy
Dylan Baker
My fucking fingers sting every time I take a drink of my stubby. Current conditions are unlivable for much longer.
Cameron Hernandez
>it's fucking freezing google says it's 49 F
Mason Long
I don't know how these other cunts do it m8, I only own fucking shorts
Anthony Price
KEK
Ayden Martin
Put a blanket over your dog.
This isnt rocket science.
Jack Phillips
It's only 8 here in Hobart, not bad. I could take a walk in a shirt and shorts and survive pretty well.
But this is definitely one of the coldest winters on record so far, night after night it's been frigid. But I'm fine, got the heater blasting, got a bunch of blankets and e-blankets, I'm pretty comfy.
Just go for a run m8.
Isaac Bell
>literally 49°F >live in Texas >average winter day
Yeah, nah mate you're just a pussy.
Aiden Stewart
m8s australia is a white fucking paradise we gotta complain about something
our president isnt a nigger we aren't being overrun with muslims
let us have this one thing ok it is pretty chilly
Nathaniel Gonzalez
Are emus resistant to cold? Maybe they're trying to destabilize you, and launch a surprise attack.
Asher Peterson
I am literally typing in gloves and I seem to have better accuracy with them on. It's quite astonishing actually.
Nathaniel Collins
I was getting pissed at a mate's 21st last night, slept by the fire and woke up covered in frost.
It was abit nippy
Austin Diaz
Try living in Alaska you little pussy
Jonathan Martinez
> Global cooling :^)
Adam Richardson
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Cooper Ortiz
Make a bin fire in the house you filthy peasant.
Nathaniel Morris
That crash happened like 15 miles away from my city on I-94 in Michigan.
Isaac Long
I heard watching a Will Smith movie on a cold day would make you pretty warm.
(also how the fuck are you fags having such a cool temperature, we are fucking dying out here)
Hudson Taylor
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Ian Ross
speak for yourself you southern wanker, its been hot and muggy up north, shits fucked.
Justin Gonzalez
Dude your video games cost like 6 million shekels , your government censors the internet and emus rape and pillage your lands Complain about that
Nicholas Barnes
>5 C >cold
lol, that's a cloudy day in summer. Put on a sweater, moron.
Austin Garcia
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Juan Hernandez
>Celsius
Aiden Walker
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Ryan Cooper
We have women drivers all year round.
Matthew Myers
Don't you have a rapefugee to groom your blue eyed, blonde haired 10 year old daughter? cuck.
Henry Bell
WE AREN'T ALL IMMUNE TO COLD LIKE YOU FUCKING SNOW NIGGERS
Justin Phillips
>muslim_immigration.jpg it's winter here bro
>video games cost like 6 million shekels order them from Britain they're like 1/4 the retail price in Australia
>your government censors the internet never passed
>emus rape and pillage your lands image related
Asher Jones
I love this weather, fuck the heat.
Isaiah Parker
And we're supposed to be impressed by that? Nice try mate.
Aiden Martin
>inside with a wood fire going Kek I didn't even fucking notice the cold until a relative called complaining about it.
Dylan Walker
>we aren't being overrun with muslims
John Long
Alberta looks fun. Fuck Sarnia.
Nolan Martin
Any word from the Emu elders on the matter? And won't think kill off most the abo's? Glass half full m8
Isaiah Williams
I HAVE TO GO OUTSIDE TO THE CAR FOR MY JACKET
WISH ME LUCK MATES
Jacob Morales
When did you guys convert?
Brayden James
If only they sold pants and long-sleeved shirts in Australia, you would at least have a chance. I'll pray for you.
Lucas Green
>5C
That's like a mild october day, mate.
Levi Jenkins
Good idea
Its so fucking cold I had to fucking close up the house, it no feels like a fucking prison with no escape but if thats what needs to be done to get through this then I am willing.
Nolan Hernandez
still 90% white
Zachary James
Thats not what you think it is.
The brown shit at the bottom, thats from the road. The rest is mountain side, cut into it.
Joshua Sullivan
>Complaining about 5c Pfft mainlanders.
Isaiah Collins
It was -40c here last winter
Logan Taylor
mmmmmmmmyes, the war for shitposting supremacy nears an end. The abbos will soon succumb to that which has made us strong.
What a time to be alive lads.
Lucas Johnson
It's only 16 degrees here
I'm comfy with the heater on watching the England v Oz game
Angel Reyes
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Samuel Wood
>censors the internet
My gf just illegally downloaded pretty little liars and i watched a huehue fuck a horse. Seems our internet filter is worse than our actual internet.
Liam Young
Global warming they said :^)
Tyler Sullivan
1 less muslim roaming around :DDDD
Evan Nelson
Try a sweater for yourself lol
Grayson Peterson
Will this kill all the frogs and rabbits?
Elijah White
Pffhaha. New Englander here, you guys are panicking because the sky is blue, from my point of view. Best of luck, get your shovels ya cunts, doubt snow plows exist in Straya.
Aaron Carter
I'd fucking kill for weather like that right now.
Parker Collins
Poor dogger.
Nathan Perry
It doesn't even snow here you fucking burger
Aaron Gonzalez
American here.
The coldest I've ever seen the weather be was around -20C. It's pretty neat to go outside and have the inside of my lungs be stung by the cold air. I only stayed outside ten minutes of that shit though. It's around 30C here now, so there's a large difference.
Wyatt Allen
This is why you don't make life too comfortable. It creates crybabies. Life is supposed to be hard.
Protip: If you expose yourself to more "natural" cold/heat (always have open windows in your house, no matter the weather) or stay alot outside without putting on crazy amounts of clothes, your body will in less than 1 month adjust to it. I quit using a duvet/comforter when I sleep, even in wintertime. It was cold the first couple of weeks. Then my body adjusted, and it just works as my alarm-clock. I get a little chilly in the morning, it's time to get up.
Asher Mitchell
He was an Iranian psychotic that wanted to talk to the PM. If he was actually IS he would have just killed everyone.
Noah Powell
>one terrorist attack and the whole country focuses on desert goat fuckers The real threat is in the Chinks. They own the Melbourne ports and are leasing them back to us now. Hong Kong millionaires own the biggest apartments in the city and their children are in all the good schools.
We'll be a Chinese satellite soon enough.
Levi Myers
We dont have sweaters here.
We dont have blankets really either, I had to use a towel for the little dog as it was the heaviest thing I could find.
Samuel Jones
Nice and comfy sitting next to my fireplace with a pot of tea on the stove, sucks to be you.
Jordan Harris
Stop being a panzy. If you don't like it, wear some gloves and stop disturbing me.
Justin Allen
>"fun"
Aaron Diaz
Coldest I experienced was -28C in Banff and it hurt to breathe.
Wyatt Reyes
You need to eat some disgusting fat people food Ausbros, the calories will help.
You're all skinny from playing sports and sweating, you understand our techniques.
>Select all the images with cookies
Jayden Baker
I got confused by By white paradise I thought he meant the winter wonderland kind. Was wondering why he started going off about us. Also OP's pic and some user talking about frost.
Elijah Ross
You guys should really make some towels over there, possibly buy some from us, we will give you a good deal go.. I mean, friend.
Shirts work. Wear 3 shirts.
We call it "layers"
Jace Hill
Can you feel it? That cold embrace biting at your cheeks and finger tips? I live for that shit man. It can get to -50c where i live and you fucking abbos are complaining about PLUS 5
Henry Robinson
>5c
Fuck off you piece of shit Aus fag shitposter.
In my part of America it snows for nearly 8 months of the year and dips down to -30F in January
To put that in perspective for you metric users -40 is so cold it doesn't matter if you use C or F because its the same.
And you're bitching about a temperature that isn't even at freezing
Suck my left testicle.
Grayson Garcia
no wonder Canadian posters are always such fags
Isaac Cruz
Its global warming goy
Zachary Wood
Im regretting not titling that "Calgary Man" now.
Nicholas Johnson
>49 F fuckn imperial system wanker
Lucas Reyes
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Grayson Wood
>5c Bahhahaha, it was -34c here in the mountains this winter.
Jeremiah Martinez
I actually have a gun next to my bed :^)
Hudson Cook
>tfw Brisvegas >tfw clear winter days with a small chilled breeze as you warm up in the sun >tfw warmed up and wave to your right-wing voting white neighbor
Feels good to be a Brisfag
Jayden Sanders
>LITERALLY FUCKING FREEZING OUTSIDE AND FALLING AS LITTLE BITS OF FROZEN WATER.
IT'S HAPPENING
Luis Edwards
For real though, in the dead of winter you can die within 10 minutes of being outside without a massive winter coat on. Probably something like 4 minutes for your standard abbo
Lucas James
Says the fuckers that are literally one of the 3 nations to use imperial fukn wankers
Josiah Ramirez
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Gabriel Hill
3/4 of the year it's warm to fucking hot where I am, though I'm in the desert so the nights are pretty cool
Grayson King
>how the fuck are you fags having such a cool temperature
I fucking love it when Northern fags don't know our seasons are flipped. July is our Winter December is our Summer.
Jayden Bennett
MERRY CHRISTMAS? WHY DOESNT THIS SAY HAPPY HOLIDAYS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Aaron Cook
huehuheuhe at 5c we're seriously all in shorts and t-shirts here. Not even embellishing. Go kill a roo and carve it out. Sleep inside of the carcass for warmth until the Mounties show up with supplies
Ryan Foster
Those inbred genes must mean you have faulty temperature sense.
Robert Russell
what, did you say 5 degree celsius? (5c) or what do you mean? that's above freezing point.
