/HEEM/ Cro cop Edition

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B A S E D

MMA HOUR IS LIVE
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Where's the schedule?

Sorry with the other autists making shit threads I had to make a quick one for the heem guys

BASED /ASP/ WORKING HEEMETTY INTO A SHOOT

Wtf is this shit

wew lad

Only replying because of mirko

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Good edition

we didn't use the spammers thread so get ready for that spam

You faggots have killed heem

OVEREEM ON THE LINE!

blame this guy

I'm not sure how I went 9 months not realizing Cro Cop won the RIZIN Open Weight GP.

Congrats Cro Cop, please don't fight again.

Dana needs to give a speech Saturday night like Vince did after 9/11

youtube.com/watch?v=I4NFIBaHnl4

It was great man, I'd actually recommend downloading the card and rewatching

there's something really poetic going in this pic

>Ariel still hasn't gotten Reem his iPad

What did he mean by this?

Glad I'm not the only one that wanted to make this shitty joke.

Oy vey shut it down

I wrote a little diddy for you boys

Is it Conor McGregor?
A Barboza kick?
Diaz blood,
A smile that shows
A toothpick?

Is it holding on tight
When the ref's reaching in?
The moulding of blight
With the breaching of skin?
Is it bleeding or breaking?

Or wincing in pain?
Is it needing; mistaking
The anguish and strain,
For the feeling of heartbreak
As though you're invested
In this fighter's vaporized
Blood that's ingested?

When that
Which will bring us all back
Till the end,
Is the violence,
It binds us.
We can't comprehend
How this beautiful canvas
Could not be loved dearly.
Our differences vanish;
Our passion so clearly
Embracing our shitposting
Habits on /heem/
As loving, sincerely?
As though we're a team?

Our OPs so spiteful and full of bad blood,
But this poem, delightful, was made for you, bud.
We all bleed together and thus behove strife,
In nefarious weather,
/heem/ is love.
/heem/ is life.

Might be Rizin's best card so far

I'll give it a watch.

Thanks lad.

who is your favorite female fighter?

>You still owe me an Ipad

didn't like my poem bud?

Miesha Tate

Paige VanZant

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Reem sure is quick to state he's not friends with people when he starts talking about them.

Speaking of RIZIN, there's one coming up in two weeks. Frank Shamrock and Sakuraba will be on the card competing in a grappling match.

Rico Suave has always been talking shit about rimm

I know what you guys are thinking, I'm sad it's Frank and not Ken Shamrock too.

MEER-KOH KROH-KOP

A bold new direction for your poems to take, A departure from your previous work, taking on a more serious message and providing a heartfelt summary of the sport we enjoy and the means by which we discuss it. Gone are the memes, the tongue in cheek approach, this is a new adan, one that's perhaps matured through /heem/ as /heem/ has matured through him.

It's good lad, could've done with more memes and current shitposting though

Pound-for-pound best ever. Incontestable. Fuck you Wanderlei Silva, you faggot.

YOU FOOL!

It was supposed to be Hendo but he pulled out
And the based japs still managed to save it by getting Frank

JON JONES SIGNED TO ACB

Looks like a great card, I guess they added JLB plus some kickboxing matches. 16 fucking fights

Jones could roid to hi heart's content kill someone in one of these little overseas leagues.

thanks brother, I'm glad you liked it

and yeah I didn't get enough memes in there, you're right. strong message though which is important nowadays on /heem/

*GADOOOSH*

Japanese cards always seem to take so long between fights, it's going to be an 8 hour card.

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I was beginning to think you were a one trick hack, good to see new material desu. Been a while

Be honest, how many times a week do you do sparring sessions?

For me - twice a week

>I was beginning to think you were a one trick hack

I'll put your fuckin head in a snowbank bud come on don't say that

Come on man it's been like 2 years

You post that like it wouldn't be entertaining

yeah it has been a while lol ok you got me I deserved a dig and I left you hanging for far too long bud

Two days a week. Super light muay thai sparring one day and harder full mma sparring another. Rolling three days a week, wrestling once a week

Am I the biggest pussy you've ever met and you want me to suck your dick like you told me?

Pull your pants down. I’ll show my nuts right now. Let me see your nuts. You’ve got baby nuts. I bet you my nuts are bigger than yours. Come on.

'Cuse me, my babby gurl right heeya

This is quite good user, bravo

Bud, stop

Too much rolling

You're the biggest loser to ever post in this general

is ACB retarded?

Take your spastic talk back to your diarrhea containment board.

You're just jelly of my unreal life bud

thanks brother

Every other megasperg moved on with their life. Time to follow suit.

no idea what you're talkin about bud but you sound pissed lol

Will there ever be a heem meetup i would honestly love to meet some of you guys

I'd put you in a headlock infront of every here

Pls don't

here's who on

>tfw thales can't do it for her

Pettis and den left

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I want to taste her sopa

Tom Petty rushed to the hospital....

more miesha feet

Rumble's manager just said he's trying to get him to come back at heavyweight

Fuck man he's been very active with his tours lately

fuck rumble. pussy nigga

why wouldn't he do a pushup and get loose, terrible upper body strength senpai

Rumble's a pussy and I'm gangsta, WARRUP!

Rumble has the heart of a rabbit -Bulgarian Bro

If you guys ever fight amateur go for joint locks. The guy will tap immediately or the ref will stop the stop the fight because no one wants to go home from an ammy fight with a broken limb

Don't wanna see Crumble fight ever again.

I'd like to see him vs saki

Who's that Dyung dong ding?

>Johny moving to Jackson/Wink gym for his upcoming fight

Who cares? They wont help you to dodge USADA bro, you're done for. Just sell that stupid ass truck and open a pastry shop or something.

saki needs to go down to 185

Saki is gonna get blacked by cannonier

ye i like it too

Arjun bhullar is Canadian

Don't worry bro, soon India will take over

I think that's why he retired, pretty sure he wanted to move up instead of facing Cormier again. But who knows, DC may be at the end of the line so he may be able to wait out his title reign

why do you think he moved to jackson/wink? they have the best roids

low-key cannonier wins that, saki will be matched up with another can.

I'm guessing the loser of hendricks borrachinha. so hendricks

Hafiel Natal is good guy

Rumble said he's only coming back to fight Jon Jones IF the right amount of money is offered to him.

In other words, he wants to get paid about 1 million dollars so he can throw 1-2 combos and forfeit the fight and cave in like a BITCH.

No heart on this man, he's like those bullies on the playground that will kick your ass until you punch em in the jaw once and then they shit themselves.

>you still owe me an ipad

Not arguing against that, but his manager said he just recently met with the UFC about him returning. Jones was suspended a while ago so it can't be him

rip tom petty glad he got to see weidman finally win a fight one last time