Which service will you join for the upcoming wars? I'm thinking RAF

Which service will you join for the upcoming wars? I'm thinking RAF

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Malitias from overseas.

Join a Right Wing Death Squad first. Liberals gotta get removed before anyone goes to war.

RAF is great, but of course you won't be able to just pass a physical and become a pilot because not 1940. If you want to kill some eurocucks I'd probably join the Royal Marines or the Paras.

Navy.

My father was a master-at-arms, some of the stories he tells me are insane.

>Sailors going blind on his ship because they cut the crusts off a loaf of bread, filtered a bottle of Brasso through it, and then drunk it

>breaking into Chicago Pd impound lot, stealing the sirens off parked police cars, and taking them back to his ship

>passing a Geisha around 20 shipmates in Japan, and then beating the shit out of her at the end

Rule Brittania.

hahahahaha holy shit

I wouldn't really consider entering the army but if I had to choose i guess I'd go with the navy.

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british foreign legion of course

After we finished with the traitors in th uk we will be the first ones to set foot on german soil

I take shit that never happened for $100.

Well OP, I'm still with a NCO post in the RAF. I'm 37 YO and should be accepted in 5 years time.

Heres the plan:
>September 2016: Start full-time college for GCSEs. Pass them all.
>September 2017: Start Access to Nursing course. Pass course.
>September 2018: Start university BSc Nursing degree.
>September 2021: If all goes well, pass degree and start NHS nursing. Apply to RAF as officer.
>September 2022: Start officer training at Sandhurst.
>Profit.

And your plans OP?

Ide join 4/73 Sphinx battery Royal artillery.

I'm already a Colonel in the 101st Keyboardests. Pretty comfy with my commission, so I'll stay put and direct operations from here.

MEME AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.

you've clearly never had any contant with the military.
That's actually quite timid.

I'm waiting on an entry date for the Navy.

Join the RN. The new frigates they have in the pipeline may just be better than any equivalent platform in the world.

I'd like to work intelligence

Chair force, I'm really good at sitting.

All lies. Regulators don't have friends.

Top banter lad

I'm ex RAF. I served 9 years.
Ask me anything.

Indian Airforce.

>I have no idea of military culture so I'll just dismiss anything said here as fake because it doesn't appeal to my own personal experience.

Fuck off with your shit flag.

Are you cucked like the rest?

All future wars will be fought through meme warfare, the traditional armed services will be obsolete by 2018.

If not, then Indian Navy maybe.

How many days did you actually do any work? Did you grow a sick mo? Why is air force more effeminate than Navy and Army?

Those are some fine looking carriers pajeet, I like how they use modern technology instead of having ramps like they're launching spitfires.

If I had to, then probably artillery/armoured like my gramps.

Yes they are.

Don't join them, it's a massive fuck about.

Or National Security Guards to protect our designated streets.

>9 years
What did you serve as? Regiment?

Those are American carriers, user.

Navy.

The memetic division.

Indian Army - 4th in Power, 1st in Swag.

>Become an RAF officer
>Attend Sandhurst

Choose one, fagit.

Signed,

- user Captain, British Army

>Implying the QE class carriers aren´t the second best, maybe third best in NATO.

I already served and am medically ineligible to reenlist. I'll end up fighting the good fight on the homefront that is industry.

Can't fly a plane without a ramp?

What's the British army's inside opinion of what happened at Deepcut?

I should be in the navy next year. As a mechanic

>Wasting money on a catapult system when a ramp does the job just fine

Oh wait you didn't even build that yourself, so what do you know

i'm going to join the army, my grandfather was in the RAF and said they just made you clean the ships if you're short and my father served a foreign army

Same ship -- different angle

Actually looks fairly ramped to me?
Built in Russia, too

I honestly don't care that much - I accept the official findings.

is that what you guys call a floater?

do they have designated shitting corridors? or do you just shit straight over the side on those things?

whats is your current job

I thought manlets made the best pilots? At least I heard jets are more suited to those who are around 5'7" or something

United Kingdom Mobile Air Movements Squadron. (UKMAMS) Mainly c130 Hercules aircraft.
I also did a stint on JHSU (Joint Helicopter Support Unit) I did pic related.

I don't know what either are called now. I'm oldfag (48).
I joined in '86. I'm a plumber now.

Couldn't give a shit about 'chairforce' jibes. We worked fucking hard.
My job was getting anything from one place to another. Strategic (between theatre) and tactical (within theatre).

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Navy.
Just for the bum sex

Did you get deployed anywhere in the gulf? You must have. What was that like?

We are building our own too (PIC RELATED)

But our's stylish.

This

You are a weird one, India. You aren´t aligned with China or Russia, but you aren´t the US´s best friends either. You lot just try to skate by by beaing everybody´s friends.

That battleship has the most expansive poop deck I've ever seen.

The shit on Enemy's streets.

Yup, that's true. That's why we need more weapons than anyone else.

INS Vishal, the second indigenous aircraft carrier and the first indigenous CATOBAR aircraft carrier has the most expensive poop deck. It just completed the design phase.

Are you sure you'll be fighting for the right cause?

Not many causes are more right than "Queen and country"'.

Yeah. Saudi Arabia in the first gulf war. Yanks always go for macho names.
They called it 'Operation Desert Shield'. Brits called it 'Operation Granby', named after the rules for boxing -
We had to ferry troops and equipment to the front lines. I was based in Dhahran.
It was miserable. Mentally hot and we were always running out of stuff. (like food and water) Water is very heavy and moving it is logistically difficult.
It weighs more than munitions.

Tbh, the most interesting tasks I did were in Africa and Central America.
Getting supplies into the jungle was interesting in Central America.
In Africa, I spent a lot of time in Kenya. RAF had a lot of activity there when I was serving.

I left the service to get married and settle down. It's a good life for a young single bloke, but the need to make a family and have kids pulled me away.
Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines. It doesn't really matter much. It's all the same shit.
I loved Kenya.

Underrated post

im gonna join these fukers

Never forget the glorious 1971 war!

>Indian navy

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Obligatory.

Displacement doesn't make a navy

pakis couldn't stand the smell

whitey's white lies.

They smell more than us.

Oh sure, Indians are the ones that a trustworthy, not American officers :^)

Why would we buy a billions of dollars of warships to let them degrade and be used by retards. Come on, at least make some believable lies.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Indian_Naval_accidents

Because your Navy is incompetent.

well even US navy is prone to accidents.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_submarine_incidents_since_2000

Italy is no exception either.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_maritime_disasters_in_the_21st_century

>Shorter list from a Navy orders of magnitude larger than yours, and less serious accidents
>Italy
>2 incidents
fucking lel

Just do what I do.

I'm a civilian contractor carrying out depth maintenance on Eurofighter Typhoon. So we're helping the war effort without having to get killed.

That being said, if it all went to shit I think we'd be brought under the RAF banner anyway.

You your accidents are short and minor but ours are major and frequent. Kek, now that's double standards.

We have 2 aircraft carriers, 1 amphibious transport dock, 9 Landing ship tanks, 10 destroyers, 14 frigates, one nuclear-powered attack submarine, 14 conventionally-powered attack submarines, 24 corvettes, 7 mine countermeasure vessels, 10 large offshore patrol vessels, 4 fleet tankers and various auxiliary vessels and small patrol boats. Our submarines are loaded with indigenous SLBMs, our ships are loaded with laser guided system and indigenious and world's fastest BRAMHOS cruise missiles + other missiles. Its not that small of a navy.

What's it like in the RAF Police, currently considering that.

Joining the marines in a few months lads, will send pictures from the siege of London.