What the motherfucking fuck was his fucking problem?

What the motherfucking fuck was his fucking problem?

sand

> born into slavery
> on a fucking desert planet
> run by criminal gangs
> worked for a flying jew
> constantly taunted by aliens who walk on their hands
> mother raped to death by Tusken Raiders
> mindfucked by a Sith Lord

yeah, you're right. why did he turn out weird at all?

>slavery

Yeah, he had it real rough, being forced to work in a shop specializing in his field of interest every day until he went home to his loving mother at a reasonable hour.

Good thing a dishonest old man gambled his life in a death race then whisked him away to a cult that forbids emotional attachment, or his childhood would have been awful forever.

>niggers work cotton fields all day
>catch them singing songs about picking cotton
>clearly they love doing this otherwise they wouldn't be singing!

It gets eeeverywhaaaaar

He was too old to be properly indoctrinated.

he had a qt waifu and the bad man exploited it

I could relate desu

>comparing fixing droids in a cool air-conditioned store to picking cotton in 90% humidity

nice, great post

He killed all the younglings
with his cock

you didn't see any of the scenes where Watto demanded one of his special foot-rubs.

"Yeaachh, tha's righ' Ani.. higher.. higher than that, you little human shit.. oh yeah. righ' there."

No dad

Mommys boy

fpbp

what the fuck is wrong with you

really jolts the cranium

eheheh

obi wan cucked him and he found out

Bad writing.

His mother was fucked by sandniggers

now who's being naive?

George Lucas' directing

>cotton

BLACK PEOPLE!

AM I RIGHT FELLAS?

LOL

This. He was never going to be a genuine jedi because he was too old (read:smart) to be truly brainwashed by what the monks were selling. The Jedi aren't the force; they're just weirdly authoritarian, monastic, practitioners that are particularly dogmatic when it comes to their interpretation. The force is actually just an exotic form of energy in-universe, and the first people to discover it were scientists. The Jedi, and their teachings re emotional attachment, were flawed. As an institution, they risked corruption ever since placing themselves under the jurisdiction of the Senate. They were corrupted/destroyed for this very reason. It's a good thing Luke did away with that bullshit celibacy rule (which really had no context in the force) with his new Jedi order.

By the way, the new canon has Anakin wanting to leave the Jedi order from a very early age, but Obi-wan basically convinces him to stay by explaining that he too believes the order is flawed, but it's better to work from within the institution to change it rather than abandon the thing completely. Palpatine gradually twists Anakin's interpretation of this principle from an early point.

Please show me a screencap of the air-conditioning unit in Watto's shop.

>This. He was never going to be a genuine jedi because he was too old (read:smart) to be truly brainwashed by what the monks were selling.

There are some not-very-subtle Oedipal implications about Anakin. What's different about him ? He grew up with a mom, and he develops an obsession with the first ( older ) chick he 'imprints' on after being removed from the former too early.

he was a really big guy. he had a really big dick. everyone took advantage.

>be a slave till you're 9
>be separated from your mother and indoctrinated by emotionless, celibate monks
>jedi treat you like shit because you're different (joined too late) and masters don't trust you (as seen in episode 1 where they judge him like a piece of meat)
>be told to suppress all your emotions
>be groomed by the greatest manipulator in the galaxy, and he's your only non-jedi friend and the only one that's not stupidly hard on you all the time for your humanly mistakes
>be given a god complex because you're told you're literally the chosen one and soon to be most powerful person of all time
>have nightmares about your mother suffering and dying, but be told by jedi to ignore it
>finally get the chance to see your mom
>she was tortured to death (and possibly raped) and dies in your arms
>have to fight on the front lines of a galactic war for 3 years
>have premonitions about your wife dying the same way the ones about your mom came true
>freak out
>jedi still don't trust you, ask you to spy on your best non-jedi friend
>put you on council but don't promote you to master, even though you're top 5 strongest jedi in the galaxy, making you seem like a joke
>still turn in sith lord who promised to save your wife because of your loyalty to the jedi
>jedi don't trust you again and don't take you to arrest the most powerful villain in the galaxy
>go to help anyway and see jedi, who was a dick to you your whole life, about to break his own rules and murder a prisoner, fucking hypocrites
>see last chance to save your beloved wife, freak out in a split second decision and cut douchebag jedi's hand off
>now feel like you've fucked up so hard you have no choice but join the dark side, hey at least you can save your wife
>people will forever insist that you turned evil for no reason

>What the motherfucking fuck was his fucking problem?
sand -- too coarse

Yeah, he was free to develop a proper sex drive and the Jedi's asinine instance on celibacy, among a group of individuals who were already fairly rare in the galaxy, was their downfall.

They did not insist on celibacy, only on inhuman whore like sex

>young white male padawan
>becomes a jedi school shooter

it got the sociopathic white male psyche down

Bad direction.

The Force is largely based on eastern religions like Buddhism and Taoism, where sexuality ( for monks ) is either seen as an impediment to liberation or a waste of 'life' energy ... so it makes sense in that context.

In SW, the Jedi are 'allowed' sex : they're not allowed attachment. It's a weird loophole from George, IMO, or i don't quite get it.

classic american coming of age story

>child labor is okay

he is outright saying slavery is ok if the job is moderately comfortable and you focus on that?

Wage slavery is a real phenomenon, user. Anakin got a better deal than a lot of 'officer workers' do in our universe.

He was raised by a single mother, like all violent people.

He's white.

>Canadians
>white

>it's reddit is too scared to say nigger on the internet episode
It's not like that nigger who is currently fucking your wife can read anyway.

that would of made more sense than the actual film