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1996 edition

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/cum/ is the only person who gets me

It's over, guys. Metallica have sold out for good. Time to burn my Metal Up Your Ass T-shirt.

MARIO 64 IS THE BEST GAME EVER

I am a better dancer than everyone ITT that I know for certain

RIP thot mexican

Do you believe you’re missing out
Everything good is happening somewhere else
But with nobody in your bed
The night’s hard to get through
And I, will die, all alone
And when I, arrive, I won’t know anyone
Well Jesus Christ I’m alone again
So what did you do those three days you were dead
'Cuz this problem’s gonna last
More than the weekend
Well Jesus Christ, I’m not scared to die
I’m a little bit scared of what comes after
Do I get the gold chariot
Do I float through the ceiling

WE ALL HAVE WOODEN NAILS
WE ALL HAVE WOODEN NAILS
WE TURN OUT HATE IN FACTOREEEEEES

no egg mania is

being dead is a lot like before you were born

who's watching the current show Boy Meets World?

>Tfw no Topenga gf

you're also gayer than everyone itt

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May he burn in hell

now with what comes after being dead

no, it's not. you'll be in Heaven or Hell after you dumb dumb.

hate normie musicians who pretend they're robots, especially because they usually believe their own bullshit and end sometimes end up killing themselves like Lincoln Park did

Found the janny

hi ""finland""

no
god doesn't real

stand back punk

Wow im not a proxy!!!! Want proofs ?

The Fool Says in his Heart, 'There is No God'

I hate all normies who pretend to be depressed, anti social, or outcasts tbqh

Why are you mourning him anyway? He was here just some hours ago. Was he banned? Did he kill himself?

I didn't say there is no god, I said god doesn't real

HALT, where are your papers?

Me and my American gf

TAKE ME OUT TONIIIIIGHT

A SHIP OF FOOLS IM ON WILL SINK

fagtron

He was an alright mexican poster and was b&
for posting underage

>(P.s. if it's you proxying fugg de janny)

Poo poo pappers ?? I use my hand

My new Pentium PC has 24MB of memory. :-D

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Honest question: why they allow cops of that size in field work?

Clearly not a native Finn but an invasive species from the Middle-East or Africa. Sad!

now you can run DOSBox as it was originally intended

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Aww poor him

>lol stacy! did you hear he doesnt even no how to dance! what a total loser!

>not the gif
Low quality poster

Shaving your face is good for the skin I think

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Not shaving your face is good for the skin I know

Trimming your facial hair is optimum for your skin, I am sure.

it's what I've been doing for years desu

haha, that's the chinese cartoon I see when I get banned

I've left for a while to wait for the shitposting to stop so we can just talk again. Is it safe to come back?

>trim facial hair every 2 days
>still always look like I have a mexican mustache above my lip

Everyone's gone now

>blond mustache
>looks like shit no matter what

so long as you don't see a german flag its probably safe

If I was an unpaid custodial volunteer I'd ban him every time I saw him on principle tbqh

Caras a dumb bitch t b h f a m

/cum/ forces you to become a victim or a warrior. I chose the blade.

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this but unironically

Cara leaves when people ignore him, idk why people reply if they don't like him.

>have pathy facial hair
>looks decent when it's stubbly, looks like pubes when grown out
I just want a real beard

I like him but don't tell him that

>liking men
bit gay

>beardlets

Have you ever been tsundere for someone?

sinaloa

Cara pls go

Not a weeb

Cute
Weeb culture is mainstream now. Join or perish.

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>Weeb culture is mainstream now.
Japan's cultural influence peaked a long time ago, even gooks are more influential now.

Slow /cum/

Ffs. Got my gf pregnant /cum/
Dunno what to do. Feel like she should get an abortion.
T. 21 and jobless

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Just make her drink a lot of alcohol and that pregnancy will go away

Do an adoption?

Abortion is murder give it away if u cant take care of it

that doesnt kill the baby you dip, it just makes it retarded

Mexicans, how traditional is Mexico? Is it infested with liberal urban hipster faggots too?

>Abortion is murder
Most of the time it isn't

There's a point when it causes miscarriage or stillbirth

that's my meme buddy

What?

Same. Except we'll keep it. I have a good job and a nice small cozy place. I'm okay with having a kid, even if I'm only 24. Just be sure to consider every one of your options before making a decision.

What?

Nani?

idk

Are they white?

I hope she keeps it, and takes you to court for custody so that you have to pay child support.

A shitpost

tfw no gf to regrettably impregnate

IF I COULD FIND YOU NOW THINGS WOULD GET BETTER
WE COULD LEAVE THIS TOWN AND RUN FOREVER
""""white"""" I guess, my family originally hails from Poland, but my girlfriend's 23 & me said she was mostly italian.

fuck you buddy

everyone hates you

I cannot wait for It (2017)

I imagine they will leave the "14 year old boys gang-banging the girl part" out of the movie.

Everything will go to shit 11 years from now

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yankee doodle

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>King of the Hill crossed out on the left
What did he mean by this?

t. girl on the left

This looks dumb. Why not just shoot him?