They don't sell loaves of sliced bread in europe

>they don't sell loaves of sliced bread in europe

wtf?? I had no idea sliced fucking bread was such an americanised thing

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>imagine being this dumb

yes they do

>you have to pay to use toilets in europe

>needing someone to cut your bread into slices
Might hire someone to wipe your arsehole while you're at it.
Fuckin poof

Why not? I can afford it unlike some yuropoor

Zitto animale

>i cant slice anything because im a manchild

>walk into bakery
>buy bread
>"do you want me to cut it for you?"
>no, thank you, I have functioning arms so I'll do it at home

this is usually how it works in Europe

>Australians and other Brits only sell sliced bread because kitchen knives are illegal

>I can't afford anything because I'm m*ngol rape baby

Go to Portugal.

>It's a "Europe is a country" thread

but we're so similar piere! we even have french words like paraply and glace, we're practically the same people!

why do you buy sliced bread? you shove it up your ass you cunt?

Bread should never be sliced, it should be broken using your hands as our Lord and savior Jesus Christ did

yes :)

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wtf I literally bought two slices of sliced bread this morning, the nice bread-slicing-lady at my local bakery can even cut the slices in the form of your favourite animal if you ask her nicely enough

>why do you buy sliced bread? you shove it up your ass you cunt?
A loaf of unsliced bread like a baguette would be better for sodomizing yourself with.

100 Times this

Every grocery store here has one of these if you want your bread sliced.

That sounds pretty cool actually

This post is unironically adorable.

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Im sure you'd know
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thanks for sharing

>"A LARGE AMOUNT OF SAND"

It always amazes me just how spot on this image is, especially the "military history like Austria-Hungary" part.

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>they don't sell loaves of sliced bread in europe
does that mean that they don't sell toasted sliced bread neither?