HAHAHA FUCK YOU EU WE LEAVING

>HAHAHA FUCK YOU EU WE LEAVING.

>p-p-please let us stay for another 2 years

its still a 2 year process no matter what junk face says

They can do fuck all.
We have to trigger Article 50

Im sure he can do whatever he wants. The EU has shown many times a blatant disregard for rules and established conventions.

>its still a 2 year process no matter what junk face says

Based on what?

You don't have to, actually.. You can still remain if your leaders decide to.

that wouldnt look good for the EU especially as things are so volatile at the moment. Either way its a win for Nationalism.

>shilling radionz
Smhtbhfam

Sacrificial lamb tactic

This is because being european brothers looking out for each others best interests only applies to countries willing to be serfs to the federalist scum.

It's 2 years AT MAXIMUM

Meaning that once 2 years have passed, your exclusion is automatic and irrevocable

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2 years is the deadline set out in the EU treaty, one that can be extended. If the UK wants to, they can just stall forever.

>EU wants us to trigger article 50 IMMEDIATELY
>Lisbon treaty states it is up to the individual nation when it triggers article 50

What are they going to do exactly other than scowl menacingly and put out joint statements. This shit is why we are leaving

well our leaders can decide to put up with a few thousand angry pink haired Londoners holing refugees welcome signs or a few hundred thousand angry working class people throwing petrol bombs

these people exist, and they can vote...

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"Don't talk to me or my cucks ever again"

>US, Germany and Cucknadia all want special deals with Britain now that she's left that faggot EU.
>"Tiems r lookn bad fur Eenglund"
Wait until China eventually steps in and wants Emporer Britainnia to cum opium all over its face again while paying for it.

do it, kick us out so your treaties are null and void, show the rest of the world your other face.

this is exactly why we should be in charge of our own fates. fuck the EU, bring back europe with jolly co-operation.

>2 years is the deadline set out in the EU treaty,
That only kicks in once the Article 50 request is made though, and when that request has been made the 2 years basically becomes the maximum term.
>one that can be extended. If the UK wants to, they can just stall forever.
No, they can't. Because extending the period requires the European Council to unanimously decide to extend that period.. Somehow I doubt they're going to give Britain more time.

If anything, this just demonstrates what a disgusting cabal the EU was in the first place. They literally seek to punish Great Britain for daring to be free.

Maybe I'm just naïve, but why couldn't they look at Great Britain as a parent would a matured offspring, finally grown and striking out on their own?

Man, fuck the EU. Fuck 'em.

Yes, they're calling on Britain to officially start that process as soon as possible.

>punish
What? I thought leaving was the entire point? How is the EU punishing the UK bu insisting they make good on leaving?

They can't be kicked out, only voluntarily leave.

The UK should just veto every EU decision from now on to fuck with them.

>do it, kick us out so your treaties are null and void, show the rest of the world your other face.

If you do get kicked out it'll probably be construed on failing to meet the terms of Article 2 TEU, and then the UK's voting rights will be suspended under Article 7 TEU.. If Britain doesn't move to invoke Article 50, or commits NOT to for too long, something like this might happen:
>Britain, you've had a vote on leaving the Union, and your people decided
>Based on Article 2 TEU you're supposed to have respect for democracy and the rule of law, and your PM promised to abide by the results of the referendum
>We've concluded that Britain did not abide by the results of the democratic referendum, and as such is in violation of the values of Article 2 TEU, and as a result will be penalised under Article 7 TEU.
>Your voting rights in the Union have been revoked, Britain

Trust me. You're in for a ride if you think the UK leaders can try to fuck the EU over now...

So if Texas voted to leave the US the rest of you would be total tyrants for basically saying "Well pack your fucking bags then?"

>They literally seek to punish Great Britain for daring to be free.

>implying

You voted to leave. Now you need to pack your shit and go, rather than muddying up the relationship even further... It's like when you file for divorce and then don't pack your shit and don't move out of the house. It doesn't work like that.

>The UK
>Vetoing SHIT in the EU

There's a reason they wanted to leave in the first place m8...

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I swear most american leftists are basically that as well.

Exactly.

This is not in any way bad.
I want us to leave asap so there's 0 chance of any backpeddling happening.

Thanks you damp rag looking fuck. Kick us out now. I fucking dare you.

When you file for divorce and things like property and children are involved you dont just remove each other from your separate lives. You invest time into ensuring a proper split.

The EU is seeking to torpedo Britain's chances of negotiating properly while they are leaving so as to fuck them and have a warning to others.

>not giving them proper time to create deals with member states

The EU has the sole power to negotiate trade deals with external countries for the member states. It is impossible for the UK to have separate trade deals with e.g. Germany or France. It is the EU alone which negotiates.

On a more realistic note, there is literally nothing the EU can do to force the UK to hand in a "we want to leave Article 50" notice. Vice versa, the UK cannot force the EU to negotiate before the Article 50 notice is handed in.

It all doesn't matter anyway, Merkel is in charge and she has already said there will be a good deal for the UK and everybody should be calm.

>How is the EU punishing the UK bu insisting they make good on leaving?

But are they not also trying to make it more difficult for Britain to cultivate ANY type of relationship with European countries?
Maybe I'm reading the situation wrong, but it seems like they're saying, "Okay, you wanna leave? Fine. We'll cut you off completely. You'll never work in this town again!" *slams door*

This whole "you're with us or against us" stance just make the EU look like a bunch of dicks.

They haven't left yet m8. Until they actually invoke article 50 I assume they can veto shit?

>Wait until China eventually steps in and wants Emporer Britainnia to cum opium all over its face again while paying for it.

lol

Seriously though, fuck the europes. As soon as merkal invited all of africa it was over.

>I want us to leave asap so there's 0 chance of any backpeddling happening.

The notice to leave will not be handed in this year. There needs to be a very concrete timeline negotiated and laid out and all major topics been put on the table before Article 50 is triggered. I don't expect this to be done before next year and I do not expect the UK to leave before 2020 at the earliest.

UK is beyond fucked. UK is gonna split up within a year. The Irish will probably start bombing shit again too.

GREAT JOB DUMBASSES!

you clearly dont understsand hwo tarrifs work

anything they slap on us tarrif wise, the WTO lets us slap on them.

a fifth of german cars get sold to the U.K annually, the Germans would end up paying the U.K more in tarrif costs than the other way around.

Its really quite astounding people cant understand this.

If you actually read the paragraph that you are referring to you would know that that isnt true

>When you file for divorce and things like property and children are involved you dont just remove each other from your separate lives. You invest time into ensuring a proper split.

Investing time into ensuring a proper split in a divorce means you arrange custodial matters and arrange for your common house to be sold or arrange for one partner to buy the other out. Moving out happens fairly quickly after that... Once divorces are filed, arrangements tend to take off right way. One partner typically leaves to live with family or friends for the time being..

You don't just carry on as usual for a few years to get the best possible deals everywhere.

UK needs to fucking realise that maybe the commonwealth is where its at. Instead of trading with turkroaches and krauts, maybe they should support THE FUCKING NATIONS THAT FOUGHT TWO WORLD WARS FOR THEM.

Give us 2 weeks and we'll have trade deals with the free world. Fuck the EU.

Leaving means making deals before leaving entirely, the EU wants to sabotage the "making deals" part so the UK will have a hard time after they leave permanently. This is to deter other countries from leaving

>Don't leave goy, didn't you see what we did to the UK.

It is literally bullying, good shout that the UK left.

>The EU has the sole power to negotiate trade deals with external countries for the member states. It is impossible for the UK to have separate trade deals with e.g. Germany or France. It is the EU alone which negotiates.

Do you know what De Jure and De Facto is?

Ultimately the EU is a number of very large buildings run by an unaccountable twat, Germany is actually a country. But yeah, Merkel is in charge, trying to chill the fuck out of the situation.

In 2 years time the EU might look completely different, if exist at all - it's almost bully-boy stance does not make it look in the eyes of people in other countries in the EU, who may very well be given similar referendums soon.

>A Dane sucking up to the EU
Come on m8, stop shitposting.

>EU gives us up to 2 years to prepare ourselves for an exit
>Commission want to disregard their own laws to spite a country
Kek, way to shoot yourself in the foot once again EU.

As said before.
GET THE FUCK OUT AND STAY OUT!

They will come to us, Aussie and Canada.

We dont make cars or other such specialised material though.

>implying leaving an economic federalist union with no other organsiation emulating anything like it in the world is like a divorce.

you really disappoint me sometimes toothpaste

no but Japan does

you're supposed to have respect for democracy and the rule of law

the referendum wasn't legally binding, the Houses just promised that they will follow whatever the result will be. EU can't do shit.

>Based on what?
Article 50 of the Lisbon treaty, and we've not even set it In motion yet.

Wait mate. That's not it. Leaving the EU is like a divorce. This means that as the weaker partner we get to take half of the EU's wealth and territory when we leave.

REMOVE TEA FROM PREMISES

>They haven't left yet m8. Until they actually invoke article 50 I assume they can veto shit?

They can't veto shit as EU Members, only on very specific matters. When it comes to the four freedoms (Free movement of workers, capital, services/establishment and people) and the common market, the EU has the final say.. Votes happen by normal majority or qualified majority, and there are no vetos. Only in matters where unanimity is required the UK can block certain matters, if the UK is the only one blocking the 'enhanced cooperation' provisions kick in, meaning 9+ Member States can just carry on the provisions together. In practise this can mean that 27 MSs simply carry on and leave Britain behind, so to speak.

Tl;Dr: There isn't really a veto, and whenever there is a possibility to veto, the EU treaties provide for a mechanism that basically turns your veto into an opt-out.

I was referring to his statement. I know you lot are going straight to Asia.

You would be stupid not to.

>This one will hurt you
We had an empire, fought 2 world wars and are enduring queers and SJWs. I think we'll be OK if several thousand bankers sulk and move away.

Last time fools got together to build a tower to reach heaven, God Himself came down to look at it and knocked it down and scattered people. These fools just don't seem to want to learn.

>Get half of territory
You can have greece, spain and portugal, maybe even south italy

Ultimately when one considers situations like Ireland and Portugal in relation to the UK, the EU is not holding the cards.

>If you actually read the paragraph that you are referring to you would know that that isnt true

>3. The Treaties shall cease to apply to the State in question from the date of entry into force of the withdrawal agreement or, failing that, two years after the notification referred to in paragraph 2, unless the European Council, in agreement with the Member State concerned, unanimously decides to extend this period.

>Implying the European Council is going to unanimously decide to extend the period
If you file article 50 procedures, you'll be out in 2 years unless the UK bends over deep for the Council.

Serves the TRAITORS right.

But we all know the EU is too pussywhipped by the queen.

Nah we'll take France, Germany, Ireland, Benelux and Scandinavia. The people who want to remain in the EU in those countries have to leave.
Don't you know how divorce works?

Didn't they (the UK) veto Denmarks entrance to the EU before? Haven't other EU members threatened to veto sanctions on Russia?

Juncker wants to punish the UK at all costs even if it hurts EU economies just as much as the UK.
Downright criminal.

It's not the same thing. But once you say you want out, that means you should be taking steps to go out asap. Not linger on and try to get better deals... Especially not when dragging the procedure out will cause instability and uncertainties for the remaining 27 Member States. Out is out.

>This means that as the weaker partner we get to take half of the EU's wealth and territory when we leave.

Except only retarded anglo countries have policies like that... 'Weakers' partners don't get half in continental Europe...

That gave me some sensible chuckles

>Didn't they (the UK) veto Denmarks entrance to the EU before?
Applications for EU membership are one of the few things that require unanimity and don't have an option for enhanced cooperation.. That said, there aren't a lot of applications pending the UK can veto the coming years... Turkey is the only one I can think of, and they won't be joing for a looooooong time, if ever.
>Haven't other EU members threatened to veto sanctions on Russia?
No. Because they can't... If we could, the Netherlands probably already would have because we suffer quite a bit of economical damage due to not selling dairy and agricultural products to Russia.

Half to the woman then? The UK identifies as female for the purpose of divorce. Give monies.

1. Any Member State may decide to withdraw from the Union in accordance with its own constitutional requirements.

2. A Member State which decides to withdraw shall notify the European Council of its intention. In the light of the guidelines provided by the European Council, the Union shall negotiate and conclude an agreement with that State, setting out the arrangements for its withdrawal, taking account of the framework for its future relationship with the Union. That agreement shall be negotiated in accordance with Article 218(3) of the Treaty on the Functioning of the European Union. It shall be concluded on behalf of the Union by the Council, acting by a qualified majority, after obtaining the consent of the European Parliament.

3. The Treaties shall cease to apply to the State in question from the date of entry into force of the withdrawal agreement or, failing that, two years after the notification referred to in paragraph 2, unless the European Council, in agreement with the Member State concerned, unanimously decides to extend this period.

4. For the purposes of paragraphs 2 and 3, the member of the European Council or of the Council representing the withdrawing Member State shall not participate in the discussions of the European Council or Council or in decisions concerning it.

A qualified majority shall be defined in accordance with Article 238(3)(b) of the Treaty on the Functioning of the European Union.

5. If a State which has withdrawn from the Union asks to rejoin, its request shall be subject to the procedure referred to in Article 49.

I'm pretty sure you know by now that the EU doesn't care if it looks good or not. They can just buy opinions these days.

No a line needs to be drawn. Don't sweet talk betrayal.

Sadly tho a weakened Europe only aids US world domination.

Nobody likes guests who first tell you to go to hell and then take forever to get the fuck out. Brits wanted out, they should get out. It has nothing to do with not giving them time, they knew they had two years once they get out.

It's simply that keeping everybody waiting until maybe some time in autumn they have a party summit prolongs the uncertainty and meanwhile prevents people from making new decisions and new deals.

The faggots wouldn't dare. They need us more than we need them.

RIP in pieces Germany's automobile industry.

This has got to be a troll. Nobody can be this stupid.

>How divorces work
Depends on the ressources invested to secure/steal ressources. Dont believe the (((femal))) wins divorces because tits meme.

And Britain is currently like the dependent bitchy wife who decided to file divorce because (((muahhh autonomy))), who didnt realized that she wasnt the owner of the platin CC.
And sorry, we wont be friendly and you can be happy if the union let you import sheeps and goats duty free, so your walisian and londonistan sodomist wont come over to fuck french animals.

>american education
they didn't quit nato you colossal faggot, eu is only a trade deal.

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I'm sure the Italians did threaten to veto sanction renewals or some shit. Anyway just use whatever power in the EU they have to fuck with them if they fuck with the UK.

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>Half to the woman then?
>He really thinks other countries do this shit

Unless you're stupid enough to marry in commonality of goods, it doesn't work like that.. John Cleese is the best and most famous example that proves your marriage laws are retarded..

Also, is it true UK judges regularly throw out pre-nups in court?

Why are Germans so autistic?

>Nobody likes guests who first tell you to go to hell and then take forever to get the fuck out. Brits wanted out, they should get out. It has nothing to do with not giving them time, they knew they had two years once they get out.

And yet, you keep loving that sandnigger cock.

>Why are faggitors so autistic
Fixed it for you mountain serb

This!!!!

Im not really sure why EU should act nicely to a country thats basically a leech at this point. Better getting rid of it quickly than letting it grow fatter off you.

You mean Chinese domination

That isn't true, and even then it has nothing to do with OP's posting, you mafioso.

The problem is that it will only make the UK seem more like that bad guy, giving more legitimacy to any sanctions and penalty the EU imposes on them... And when they finally do leave, it might make negotiating new treaties difficult..
>Hey lads, remember me? I'm that cunt that royally fucked with that Union you're a member of when I was already leaving anyway..
>Yes... Yes, the pasty untrustworthy Pommies that were in the Union acting difficult for 50 years, fighting against the treaties and trying to VETO progress
>Yes. Those very same ones, now nice that you remember! Say... Would you like to commit to a new treaty with us? Perhaps even a small scale trade union? What do you say old chap!

Yeah.. It'll be glorious for them.

that's what r/italy actualy believes

But just admit it, this sort os very present among Germans.
You're too fucking extreme about everything. Left, right, it doesn't matter.

They have to literally become pirates again to keep the standard of living.

Do the member states actually support this shit or was it something "The EU" thought up on its own?

> EU acts shady as fuck.
> "We're not so sure about this lads, I think we'll leave."
> They kick us in the balls, steal our wallet and run off.

Nah the chinks just want to was fossiles like the first world did before them. You are getting too close to the CIV cultural victory.

Holy fucking shit BREXIT is the gift that keeps on giving I can't fucking even right now
JUST

>You're too fucking extreme about everything.
Yes, sure we are. But it has its reasons, as in our culture it is better to decide cleavages/conflicts fast and with force then to carry around cancer like frogs and slavs having destabilizing conflicts for decades rather then 10 years war and 50 years peace.

>This whole "you're with us or against us" stance just make the EU look like a bunch of dicks.

America "You're either with us or a terrorist" has spoken. Fucking lol.

>weakened europe

Merkel did that when she invited fucking muds and Africans to come in by the boatload

They weren't even too good at that though...

You should definitely file for divorce and get sole custody over Hungary, Czech Republic, Croatia, Slovenia, Slovakia and Northern Italy. As well as a hefty monthly payment to take care of all those kids.

Meanwhile the Chinese are buying Vancouver.