STOP OVERCOOKING RISSOTO
STOP OVERCOOKING RISSOTO
PAN
NICE
DONKEY
it's just rice and cheese, who gives a fuck?
JUST RICE AND CHEESE?
C'MERE YOU
YOU CMERE
ITS
FUCKING
R A W
A
W
Just a TOUCH of olive oil
>violently shakes the bottle until it's half empty
HE JUST KEEPS MAKING MORE SPAGHETTI
>Gordon Ramsay will never be your tough love father that swears and shouts at you when you fuck something up, while deep wanting to see you become passionate about an interest and achieve something special
Hello what's going on here
Nah im not gonna do it
Thinking about starting a stream so we can all watch Kitchen nightmares togther anybody interested in such a thing?
YES CHEF
>wife says she'll be home at 18:55
>make risotto for 19:00
>she arrives at 19:01
>risotto has turned into starch paste
>her: "This isn't very good risotto!"
it's spelled risotto you pleb
WHERE IS THE LAMB SAUCE?!
WHERE IS THE LAMB SAUCE?!
watch2gether.com
WATCHING KITCHEN NIGHTMARES STREAM NICE AND HOT
YOU YOU AND YOU
C'MERE
lamb.... LAMB!!!!
Fucking Hell's Kitchen
youtube.com
still nothing compared to jamie olive oil
that man will give you the runs for days
>AND THE OTHER SIDE IS LIKE GANDHI'S FLIP FLOPS
KEK WHERE DOES HE COME UP WITH THIS SHIT
from the script
YOU C'MERE!
What are you doing?
>Watching Frozen. You know, the Disn-
It's Frozen? Fuck me...
Why is Sup Forums so bad at making risotto, do you guys rush it?
WERE YOU RUSHING OR DRAGGING
NOT QUITE MY TEXTURE YOU DONKEY
DONKEY
>RISSOTO
kek, it's "risotto" you uncultured swine
> ITS A FUCKING
jamie goes out to the fucking garden, plucks out the veggies and just throws them into the fucking soup.
> OY ITS RUSTIC FOOD
saved
STEAK READY CHEF
NICE AND MEDIUM RARE
ITS RAW
>fills saucepan to the brim with olive oil
>drops an unpeeled carrot in
>CARROT SOUP, ITALIAN STYLE, SCHOOL DINNERS
>weeps in corner
i bet the inside is like a big pile of blood
> so tender
> so perfect
GANDHI DIDN'T EVEN WEAR FLIP FLOPS, HE LIVED IN THE JUNGLE!
YOU
GET OUT.
GIVE ME YOUR JACKET AND FUCK OFF
...
>american education
> go to check out his channel
> click almost latest vid
pic related
GOT IT, YEAH?
jesus fucking christ
which one
...
That is way under cooked, but slightly pink pork is actually fine.
>only mongoloids like it raw
no wonder it's so popular in meme states
is this guy even a chef
he's italian
Enjoy your worms and botulism
why didn't they teach him not to wear sneakers with a suit
>botulism
Do you mean trichinosis? Because that has been eradicated from the American pork industry.
>botulism
on non canned beef?
jesus christ
Let's place on a plate this roasted meat
WITH MY FUCKING HANDS
I ain't no bitch!
watch the step
I said well done, you nincompoop! Now take it away and have it cooked properly!