STOP OVERCOOKING RISSOTO

STOP OVERCOOKING RISSOTO

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PAN

NICE

DONKEY

it's just rice and cheese, who gives a fuck?

JUST RICE AND CHEESE?
C'MERE YOU

YOU CMERE

ITS

FUCKING

R A W
A
W

Just a TOUCH of olive oil
>violently shakes the bottle until it's half empty

HE JUST KEEPS MAKING MORE SPAGHETTI

>Gordon Ramsay will never be your tough love father that swears and shouts at you when you fuck something up, while deep wanting to see you become passionate about an interest and achieve something special

Hello what's going on here

Nah im not gonna do it

Thinking about starting a stream so we can all watch Kitchen nightmares togther anybody interested in such a thing?

YES CHEF

>wife says she'll be home at 18:55
>make risotto for 19:00
>she arrives at 19:01
>risotto has turned into starch paste
>her: "This isn't very good risotto!"

it's spelled risotto you pleb

WHERE IS THE LAMB SAUCE?!
WHERE IS THE LAMB SAUCE?!

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WATCHING KITCHEN NIGHTMARES STREAM NICE AND HOT

YOU YOU AND YOU

C'MERE

lamb.... LAMB!!!!

Fucking Hell's Kitchen
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still nothing compared to jamie olive oil
that man will give you the runs for days

THIS SIDE IS RAW

AND THE OTHER SIDE IS LIKE GANDHI'S FLIP FLOPS

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>AND THE OTHER SIDE IS LIKE GANDHI'S FLIP FLOPS

KEK WHERE DOES HE COME UP WITH THIS SHIT

from the script

YOU C'MERE!
What are you doing?
>Watching Frozen. You know, the Disn-
It's Frozen? Fuck me...

Why is Sup Forums so bad at making risotto, do you guys rush it?

WERE YOU RUSHING OR DRAGGING

NOT QUITE MY TEXTURE YOU DONKEY

DONKEY

>RISSOTO
kek, it's "risotto" you uncultured swine

> ITS A FUCKING

jamie goes out to the fucking garden, plucks out the veggies and just throws them into the fucking soup.

> OY ITS RUSTIC FOOD

saved

STEAK READY CHEF

NICE AND MEDIUM RARE

ITS RAW

>fills saucepan to the brim with olive oil
>drops an unpeeled carrot in

>CARROT SOUP, ITALIAN STYLE, SCHOOL DINNERS

>weeps in corner

i bet the inside is like a big pile of blood

> so tender
> so perfect

GANDHI DIDN'T EVEN WEAR FLIP FLOPS, HE LIVED IN THE JUNGLE!

YOU
GET OUT.

GIVE ME YOUR JACKET AND FUCK OFF

...

>american education

> go to check out his channel
> click almost latest vid

pic related

GOT IT, YEAH?

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jesus fucking christ

which one

...

That is way under cooked, but slightly pink pork is actually fine.

>only mongoloids like it raw

no wonder it's so popular in meme states

is this guy even a chef

he's italian

Enjoy your worms and botulism

why didn't they teach him not to wear sneakers with a suit

>botulism
Do you mean trichinosis? Because that has been eradicated from the American pork industry.

>botulism
on non canned beef?

jesus christ

Let's place on a plate this roasted meat
WITH MY FUCKING HANDS

I ain't no bitch!

watch the step

I said well done, you nincompoop! Now take it away and have it cooked properly!