Tfw you are from venezuela

>tfw you are from venezuela

>tfw you are from r*ssia

Are you starving yet? I read that people go to hospitals and are basically waiting to die. How's that Chavista movement now? BTW we're not an empire and haven't done anything to you.

wanna swap?

please.

>tfw you are from Norway

I live in a place where it happens -48C in the winter.

Are you sure you want this?

Do you literally live in Siberia? I heard people are so starved that they eat other people there.

>Giant 17 on commieblock amidst blizzard

Looks cozy desu

and thats a problem?

i live in a place where i cant do a normal life if i dont wanna die haha

Yes, this is a problem. We can swap. I'm tired of """""""""""living""""""""" here.

>complaining about being in a socialist utopia

i bet you are w*ite

Would you like the Spanish army to intervene and kick out Maduro?

Ok

>Spain
who are you kek
venezuela is not socialist but yeah, im w*ite sorry

We keep being you mom Little Venice

Are devlopers of va-11 halla ok?

>venezuela is not socialist

so what is it?

fairly sure it is unless you are some reddit

A cuantos guardias nacionales mataste hoy?

segur que no ets valenciĆ ? em sembles molt subnormal
they dont live here, thanks for asking my korean friend
its populism and bullshit
donde vivo no hay protestas hablaleeeeeeeeee

did any of your family get out?

>they dont live here
Did they emigrated? Last time I checked they were still in the country

Naparra nauk lagun. Lasaitu zaitxe.

its socialist you retard

socialism is populism

>they dont live here,
How do you know? Do you have any sauce?

Come home starving man

Im trying to move but its complicated and i dont want be ilegall

but yes, they move to Chile, CuraƧao and Canada

I think yes but im not sure

its funny because you are irish

pff you call that a failed shot at life ?
step aside first worlder

pfft get on my level nerd

Everytime I meet a Russian they live in a commieblock. Seems really unappealing to me.

why you guys allways do fasting ?

>phillipines
>bad
jajajajaj

Why? Is Venezuela that shit? I thought it's just a western propaganda and normal venezuelans would not care.

fite me irl

ok mom

can your family here sponsor you?
could you get a student visa here for the short term and live with them?

Venezuela is a fucking hell, when i write this thread i was crying irl

Chavez and Maduro, they destroyed my country

Shouldn't you see searching the garbage bin for food?

My passport expires in february and i cant renew it...

Can you elaborate? How is your country shit?

The shithole Venezuela is in right now ( not just Venezuela, the whole South America really ) is fruit of the cold war.
Our right-wing bloody military dictatorships were created, sponsored and manipulated by the US. And our left-wing bloody communist dictatorships were created, sponsored and manipulated by the Soviets.

So you can't really say your country has nothing to do with it.

what the hell is going on over in venezuela?

I've been reading the caracas chronicles over the past couple of months and it sounds like cunts fucked.

Come home Mediterranean man

> Spanish Army
aaaaaaaaajjjjjjjjjjfasdfjk

>tfw you are from an objectively pretty good country but still failed at life

Anyone wanna trade places?

you'd kick ass in south America due to your anglo-celtic-roman genes. Most countries here are angloboo

You poor sociallist faggots
My country's socialist vut at least it isn't a commie hellhole

>venezuela is not socialist

Kick ass as in get flattered by a bunch of locals who don't actually know shit about Anglo culture and don't 'respect' anything about you and simply (a) want to jump on your dick for a visa (b) cozen you with cute broken English words before stealing your shit

T. Been to Ecuador

they're starving, many of them are hunting rats and vermin right now to feed themselves. Many are becoming underweight

Sorry to hear America is meddling in another Latin American country