IND: Andrew Luck (shoulder) to practice this week
WAS: Josh Norman (ribs) to miss ‘couple weeks’
WAS: Rob Kelley (ankle) questionable to return
WAS: Reed, Crowder, Kelley all active vs. Chiefs
SEA: Hawks DE Avril dealing with 'serious stinger'
SEA: Seahawks LT Odhiambo (chest) out of hospital
IND: Jack Doyle in league’s concussion protocol
OAK: Derek Carr out 2-6 weeks with back fracture
TB: Doug Martin 'not sure' of Thursday night role
SEA: Seahawks place Carson (fractured leg) on IR
BAL: Ravens DT Williams (foot) is out indefinitely
TEN: Corey Davis (hamstring) won't return Week 5
/nfl/ general - WTF R U DOIN edition
Chiefs
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what the fuck is up with the giants. Bad O-line yea but they definitely should not be 0 - 4
>I'm the shit I'm fartin'
Sounds like the Giants season to me
seattle goes 8-8 this year
I want to hate the jest but I cant
Icing the kicker should be a 50 yard penalty
APOLOGIZE
JUST
It says here that the Redskins lost and Kirk Cousins is still a bum
who /iggles/ here?
who is 70 he is fucking hilarious in this
is this a new final-play gimmick?
drop the ball on the ground and then let the other team run it back and try to strip it and go from there?
stick with hail maries
and fuck laterals
that lyric is fucking awful. makes me chuckle every damn time
At least the Redskins covered the -7
>queefs will eliminate the raidurs and broncux from playoff contention and then lose their first postseason game
Thank you based kansass shitty
Whoops, looks like my team got the BBC of the chiefs in the last seconds.
>trying to out meme the memers
Kek is on the chiefs side this year.
Praise Kek
If 18 didn't drop the ball we wouldn't have to deal with the chefs
Wow, what an absolute disaster that was for the Skins
holy shit points takers btfo
>this might be meaningful to some
hrmph i already threw my winning betting slip in the thrash and i'm really drunk
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>KC -7 and O/U at 48
>final score 29-20
KEKEKEKE
>stick with hail maries
>hail mary from the 25 yard line
only vick has the arm strength to do that lol
IT IS TIME BOYS
TITTY KISSING TIME
>remember the last time the patriots were 2-2
>remember the last time the chiefs were 9-0, much less 4-0
>begin to laugh
Isnt the lateral like 2-100?
I remember the Pats winning with no time left against the Bills(?) about 20 years ago and the Bills all leaving the field, so the Pats ran a 2 pt play and the RB highstepped into the endzone.
Michael Bishop in NFL QB Club 2000 IIRC
>losing to scam newton and the panturds
lol
>not hurling the ball downfield and praying for DPI
pathetic desu
my quarterback is elite.
ELITE!!!!!
And all this time I was under the impression Cousins was a big arm guy
>So many deadskins
>all for nothing
>get memed on
Seriously
Rodgers wins 2 games a season using that strategy
What are you even doing here, Flacco?
>redbins
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Glad I took the big teaser +17 point spread
Bills, Rams, Niners, Skins all covered
400 dollars baby
Witnessed
fuck off flaccid and fix your fucking shit team, as well as your fucking shit qb play
>losing to the worst referee crew in professional sports which also happens to despise the Patriots
ftfy
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Looks like the Red Skins just got their Khunt Kreamd by Smeth and da bois.
Is Joe Flacco still elite?
Is there anything he can't do?
The east is ours
who else had chiefs at -7
>tfw garcon would've caught that td
SMETH IS ELITE AND I WANT HIM TO FUCK MY WIFE... and then me
>Pats crying refball
*breathes in*
>doxon, doxon, we've got doxon here!
>see, nobody cares
>having 2 losses after week 4
AYYYYYYYYYYYY
Oh fuck, I didn't even notice that I got trips
>salty patturd fan just now realizing that Belichick is being exposed
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who /undefeated/ here?
>von nigger getting the black beat off his ass after that
loving every laugh
amazing how fast that was edited
aye
Well as of right now the NFC East looks like it's the Eagles, if they fuck it up it's on them
>tfw irrational hate for teams that are undefeated
TAKE AN L LIKE THE REST OF US REEEE
>20 year old botched call considered evidence of lifelong favoritism
Sup Forumsee logic
>Lions vs Eagles NFCCG
Smeff non-ironically leading MVP candidate?
>3rd and 2 with little time left
>chuck it to the endzone
>mfw its a chiefs eagles owl
They don't look all that desu
>the von miller chimpout after this
Is Pittsburgh actually good?
Pats will fix their shit but how did the cowfuckers collapse back into mediocrity so fast?
>Not a single likeable team
they certainly look better than the rest of the east tho
I love Matthew Stafford.
>eagles beat reid
Man, I saw that thing and it was too ridiculous not to edit it immediately. It had everything I needed to do it quick.
Also, I just noticed they gave Marshall faulk the updated LA Rams Jersey colors. That's pretty faulked up . Like couldn't they give him STL Rams colors considering he played for them.
Everything the Cowboys do on offense is built around them having an elite o-line. This year their o-line is only mediocre. One guy retired, one guy left, and Tyron Smith has been having some back trouble. So the offense doesn't work like it did last season.
Dak's going to have to level up enough to put the team on his back like Romo did.
If they can avoid a trip to foxborough they're owl bound. Cheefs are already at full power while the steelgods have barely tapped the well.
>Redskins think they sre good
>entire team gets injured
Chiefs are made of steel
:3
What are you talking about
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They are the only team in the NFL to lose to a Glennon led Bears team. At home.
It's week 5 in the NFL and there is not a single legit SB contender left
SNEEEEEEEEEEAK
do the chefs have bandwagoners yet?
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>Pats will fix their shit
Really? Where's Bill going to pull multiple high-level defensive starters from, his ass?
Watch this fucker beat Brady's TD to INT ratio
Yep
mfw i'm a skins fan
>If Alex Smith continues this pace he's on his way to a 4000+ yard season
Shit, Alex mastered his small game before mastering his long game and because of that he has his fundamentals down so well he can game chief executive officiate a match until the perfect moments to throw deep.
It took him deep into his career to do it, but Smith was just taking it slow and steady mastering every past of the offense to become a real football playing machine.
Pic related, my favorite picture of Smeth.
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so that's what he did with them
>how did the cowfuckers collapse
their offense is to one dimensional
>handoff to zeke fails
>throw it to beasely/bryant
>handoff to zeke
and their defense is laughably worse than green bays
>slow and steady
Was Jeb right all along?