/balt/ + /ausnz/

Take my back Wizard! edition

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For strong men and beautiful women

very gay thread

>Take my back
Hmmmmm....

IT WASN'T MEANT TO BE GAY

>that
>beautiful
norge, everyone

Are you saying Jurgita is not beautiful? You must be blind.

Why do you want me on steam anyway?

This isn't even his final form

The left one is his final form, it was at his peak. So that is what I would be if I could be him. Look how powerful.

I liked knowing that I could talk to you if I wanted.
It made me feel like we were more than anonymous strangers on a Tibetan mountain climbing tribune and actually "friends".

I'm sorry you didn't feel the same way.

>mfw accidentally my thumb slips up into my bum while rubbing myself with a shower gel

now THIS is gay

>accidentally

Now you're making me feel bad.

That is not something that happens accidentally so easily.

Well yes, I mentioned "accidentally" for a reason, believe it or not.

Yep
Just like how I "accidentally" violently dildoed myself yesterday.

That's illegal

Come on steam and accept my invite already.

Sounds very degenerate. Pls tell me more.

Just had a late night shower guys.
It was nice.

>My dream was made true again
this is most welcoming news

n-no
that's too lewd

How do I ask my future wife out on date?

This. Need more details.

>you'll never go camping in the wilderness with your bf and play silly card games amidst beautiful scenery

Did your thumb slip up into your bum, too?

Why am I not surprised that you are saying this...

Silly cards games? There aren't any fun card games to play with two people desu

iktfb
I'm not really into gay ERPing lad, also I'm too autistic to talk to people 1on1, otherwiye I'd tell you

>there aren't any fun card games to play with two people
THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG, KIDDO.

second part meant for

I think you replied to the wrong person, but It's sad to hear you won't join us for gay ERP.

No, but the brush handle accidentally did
Why is the shower so slippery???

I don't want to gay erp...

>Why is the shower so slippery???
Maybe it's from all the conditioner, a couple days ago my fist slipped inside which was a bother.

It's just not for me, you have fun though
What then?

Maybe I wanted to talk about Lithuanian history while I play ck2...

I just want to tell you that you are a very good poster and a /balt/ national treasure.

gayest general on this board desu

I'm the wrong person to talk to then, but there's a /balt/ish Discord channel you could go to for that. Search for an Estonian guy named Ton on Discord and ask him for an invite
Hey thanks you're not a bad poster yourself

Yup.

cold embrace of death when

I miss Ton...

Gone, but not forgotten

I did not know I could search for people on discord nor do I know how to do it.
What kind of sick fuck would have a figurine like that?

Still need help

Bang her over the head with a club and drag her back to your cave.
Do you really think this is the best place to be asking this question?
I would love to help you but I simply do not know.

Also all buyers of those figurines are lolicons(2d)
fuck her right in the pussy

ALSO NEED HELP ON HOMEWORK Q3
REEEEEEE

Fuck, stop posting hard maths!

That figurine isn't even particularly lewd... I've seen far far worse.

She is lithuanian so I ask here, thanks for the consideration though

I'm trying to fuck her right in the pussy, but there are some steps first

It's not that it's lewd.. it's who it is. Unless you mean more lewd of that character.

I wouldn't know where to begin.
i am vry dum

>it's who it is
I don't follow anything regarding nepgear, weeb games are all trash.

Have you tried asking her out for a meal and a few drinks?

I doubt a bunch of post-ironic gay roleplayers on the internet can offer tips on courting women

Just build up a romantic atmosphere or something then slowly progress more. Ask her out on a date. Fuck how am I supposed to know I'm a virgin at 22.

I don't either, but it looks like a child.

Have you tried asking her out for a meal and a few drinks?

>it looks like a child

That's the main appeal of it
There are people (me) who feel attracted to that type of stuff but don't want to do it irl

She doesn't even look that young

t. pedophile

We have eaten dinner together, but we live together in commieblock so it doesn't mean so much. Should I ask her out for dancing-class and then drinks maybe? It is only for an hour this dancing thing.

But I can't flirt so now I need to ask on a date before everything becomes only friendly.

Fuck romance. Girls don't want gay shit, they want to be manhandled.
Go for drinks and touch her shoulder, the run her back. Rub her legs with yours, then place a hand on her leg etc.

Want to know my secret move??

>Norway
>commieblocks
what

>Want to know my secret move??
We all know it's a small vial of GHB in their drink.

Just B urself

>/ausnz/
>No australians left

Should we just call it /nz/ instead?

There's still one left
and don't forget png you dodgy cunt, mind you he's probably bloody half abo at this point with how long he's been there

Nah it's even more secret than that!

Don't tell us, I don't want to be put on the FBI watchlist

I wouldn't call me a regular fixture of this place anymore. I'm gonna stop posting this weekend and try not to post after it.

K

Nice OOGA BOOGA flag, hows life there?

> I'm gonna stop posting this weekend and try not to post after it.
What's the matter? Why are you randomly coming and going?
>K
ok, please tell me
I must know

I know, but there has to be some sort of flirtyness before you can do such. What is your secret move?

Old, ugly, gray block. Here are pictures from inside, I won't go out because I live in top floor

Oh, okay
Doesn't look to shabby, living on top floor must be pretty cool though, with the view and all

Good morning

Good morning.

It is nice here, especially with my room it is very good view

very pretty

Life for me is good. Travelling around and having cool adventures to tell my future kids.

>there has to be some sort of flirtyness before you can do such
Nah, touching is the flirtyness! That's the beauty of it. If you're standing in line brush your arm against hers or something. Doesn't matter how brief as long as you do it.

Secret PNGlad move:
after dinner and a few drinks and some touching I'll go to the bathroom. When I come back (make sure you're hands are dry after the sink!!) I touch their shoulder as I come around and sit down and immediately ask them what they think of PDAs and why.
Listen to what they have to say, nod and say yeah. When they're done explaining I kiss them, whether they said they agree with PDAs or not.
Works a charm everytime.

>PDAs

What is PDA?

hola

>Public Displays of Affection
ie kissing in public etc.

Of they don't know the term, tell them what it means and tease them for living on a bubble.

If* in*
Typing game is atrocious.

...

what

trying to find the prettiest barcode

Interesting. I guess it does create a nice situation to do it.

What kind of place does one go to for eating then?

Normal restaurant then hit up a hipster bar that isn't too loud.

need eestie bf righ now

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shit thread

this

It's because of all the anime and all the homos

>when someone from norGAY replies to you

Don't be part of the 20%.

I'm the one hopefully going on date with lithuanian woman and not you

STEP by STEP

nani