>Hi, we want to be The Birthday Party >Hi, we want to be Swans >Yep, still want to be Swans >HAPPY HALLOWEEN FUCKERS >Weird as shit but delightfully so >Masterpiece based on some goddamn book or something >what in the sweet hell is this >The most important alternative album of the 80s >Self-indulgent jokes that are actually kind of funny >Predicting next year's trends >Our friend got shot in the fucking face >oh hey some japanese guy >The lo-fi album. AKA the "meh" album. >Soundtrack album goooooo >we're gonna just jam now >*something in french* >*something in dutch* >*something in esperanto* >Continuing the jam >KSSSSSHHHHH >We really like John Cage, guys >new york sucks but poetry keeps me from killing myself >technically not an album by us as a band. whatever >Oh hey we're a normal alt rock band now? >i guess so >naaahhhh we're not normal >yes we are >Vinyl-only release (except not really) >oh hey another japanese guy >man things are great i wonder how long it'll last >welp we're done bye
>remember my old band? >just the songs from the last one >we're making fun of the people who'll end up loving this album >i guess we'll cater to those people >life sucks and we're all gonna die >okay let's calm down life doesn't suck that much >whoops i'm dead
Luis Kelly
>fuck religion >fuck everything >fuck california >fuck i'm high >fuck my mom's dead
Cooper Collins
>jim morrison >nice meme >mexicans >lemon >put him in the pot >flan in the face >ed >moon on a stick >bye rachael
Andrew Collins
>I like joy division >yeah New York yeah
William Perez
radiohard
Jaxson Watson
Sun Kil Moon Radiohead
Chase Nguyen
Nope, not Sun Kil Moon.
Lucas Murphy
>hi im playing on my guitar for 30 minutes 1 >hi im playing on my guitar for 30 minutes 2 >hi im playing on my guitar for 30 minutes 3 >hi im playing on my guitar for 30 minutes 4 >hi im playing on my guitar for 30 minutes 5 3 year timeskip >hi im playing on my guitar for 30 minutes 259
Andrew Parker
Buckethead.
Bentley Howard
>im the underrated hipster pick that was made before the artist hit it big >its hard in the hood >im black >instrumental album >sells out, still universally acclaimed
Andrew King
> school sucks > politicans suck > life is amazing, school and politicans still suck though > nevermind, life is awful and school and politicans still suck > I am the best > we have money, like seriously > ARRRGGGHHHH > I'm just gonna say whatever comes into my head
Angel White
sonic youth
Austin Peterson
>haha how joyous >we sad now >artist goes pop >we broke up now >piano note >filler collab album >p a t r i c i a n >we gospel now
Xavier Campbell
Kendrick?
Jack Diaz
eyyyyyy there it is
Jaxson Walker
kendrick
Ryder Miller
all correct
Kayden Cook
>edgy >edgy: the longer one >edgy: actually good >THIS IS VERY LOUD >people actually like this album
Jonathan Miller
kanye
>hi we're from the south of england and we've got rich parents and effects pedals please say we're cute >more reverb! >our label's ditching us for oasis so let's make something deliberately un-commercial as fuck (but that later gets hailed as a masterpiece) >hi we're back I guess
Xavier Martinez
Slowdive!
Landon Torres
>balkan-inspired, critically acclaimed, produced by drummer from NMH >like the first one but glossier >we're in france now >we're in mexico now. also, remember my old bedroom recordings? >more watered down and pop-y >even more watered down and pop-y
Samuel Diaz
>dream pop but the lead singer sounds like a 6 year old girl >shoegazy goth rock but the lead singer sounds like an 8 year old girl >darkwave shoegaze but the lead singer still sounds really fucking young >artistic french title for more of that >more of the same >we switched labels >and if you couldn't tell >this guy posting this hasn't listened to these last three albums
Brayden Gomez
easy peasy
Adam Martin
>have you ever listened to any 90s seattle artist ever? Have some accordion with that >magnum opus, more waitsian >concept album, a whole mix of genres >russian gypsy-inspired folk >I'm rock now >live album >based off of a scrapbook I found detailing some lady's life and poetry >based off of an old shootout between a labor union and some cops
Jaxon Garcia
>gayroot not vague enough imo
Chase Adams
>kanye yup
Liam Perry
Death Grips
A Hawk and A Hacksaw
>IN THE BEGINNING, THERE WAS DISCO >Nobody bothered to listen to this, but it's not bad >Opener has some of the cleanest Sound Engineering of the decade
>i was in a band! >i like the smiths and also breakup songs >god is dead everyone's dead i want to die >aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA >do you like grunge
Ian Gray
>Hawk and a Hacksaw Nope, beirut,
Xavier Smith
just LPs because i'm a lazy ass
>DAE krautrock and noise pop???? >that but good >technicolor >a bit softer, bigger production >GOAT >the passion is gone >more of the same >how is the band still together at this point >no one cares anymore >leftovers
Joseph Cooper
>death grips nope
Joseph Baker
>even we wish this didn't exist >indie rock pretending to be existential >p4k 2013 the album >the fuck is a producer? (in 24 shitty installments) >hey we can afford an orchestra now
Justin Gonzalez
>mixtape literally no one remembers >epitome of a genre >and then follows it up with a lackluster just above average album >mixtape literally no one remembers >and then follows it up with a bad collab album
Josiah Stewart
Jesus And Mary Chain?
Elijah Brown
Bloc Party?
Luis Martinez
nice guess, try again
Eli Robinson
Mercury Rev?
Hudson Edwards
excellent guess, try again (NB: there's no way I would be that harsh about yerself is steam)
Hunter Jenkins
man i have way too little experience with noise pop, uhhhh... The only thing that comes to mind is Yo La Tengo, but I think they have way more albums than that.
Zachary Smith
>one girl dumped me, now I rap about rape >SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE GAY, SO I'M ALLOWED TO SAY FAGGOT >a fun album with deep and introspective moments >oh, were you expecting an album that's more emotional and introspective? Fuck that, I'm going backwards with shitty production >LOL I might actually be gay
Adrian Diaz
Tyler The Creator WAIT IS IT RAVEONETTES
Leo Harris
>What if a bunch of graphic designers get together and make a band? >Huh, it kinda stuck around, let's sing about sad marriages and shit >The commercial hit that put them on the map >So much on the map they are on the political rallies now??? >WE NEED ALL OF THE FUZZ >Just an overall lyrically great album with good songs, of course it's about semi-dysfunctional relationships again >Let's add synths to our sound cause why the fuck not
Lincoln Flores
tyler the creator
Liam Reed
>raping girls >im sad now >im even sadder now >i'm even sadder now: pink version
>we want to be Liars, but I'm a fag >we are gonna do half noise, half dream-pop >OK, now carefully combine the two >people leaking our music? Fuck it, let's just slip another whole album in the packaging >our biggest commercial success >we like Jay Reatard > our "just-fine" album
Kayden Russell
whatever this is i want it
Gavin Flores
One of my favorite bands, desu. If no one responds, I will post the group.
Brandon Williams
>The Birthday Party You mean PiL Don't really understand the Swans comparison either desu
Ethan Morales
Confusion Is Sex and Kill Yr. Idols reminded me of early Swans the first time I listened to them. Also, yeah, PiL makes a bit more sense than The Birthday Party.
Carter Gonzalez
Deerhunter
Hudson Clark
>extremely concise art punk >fairly concise post-punk >not very concise new wave >a bunch of albums no one listened to
>social norms and politics make me depressed and i want to be loved >leftist rebellion i hate the government and racism and i want to kill the rich
id be surprised if anyone got this
Luke Torres
>we want to offend everyone >yeah more of that, also cold war lol >less offensive and more ska >our frontman decided to make a solo album so here we are >let's try and get that pop hit >i guess we're a synthpop band now >ballad time??? >fuck it we're an alt rock band now
Jose Clark
>No one cares about these 2 >I'm angry and I masterbate >3 commercial failures >Dude screw bush lol >Dude screw society >Worst album trio >Dude screw Trump
Jason Gonzalez
obviously green day
Logan Roberts
Green Day
Pat the Bunny?
Evan Gonzalez
not pat the bunny
Joseph Garcia
>We want to be a hard rock metal band but our stuff is also kinda dark >This is even darker... what? the media have a label for our style of music now? >Just a fun little EP with some buddies >Acoustic masterpiece EP, here's our new bassist btw >We've kinda self-destructed and burnt out, but here's basically our swansong >Perhaps the best live album of its kind >Compilation with two unreleased songs >Hey we have a new singer and this album is just okay >Here's another album, basically everything about it sucks
Tyler Diaz
Algiers?
Henry Morgan
>70s AM Gold Vol. 5™ >post-apocalyptic dadrock >pop auteur excellence >that but even better and more focused >obligatory forgettable dark/heavy turn >GOAT >yacht rock >bland and lifeless >slightly less bland and lifeless
Cameron Bailey
>Chill album before he was famous >A slight horrorcore ep >Just offend everyone >My life sucks >Commercial failure >I'm getting over my addiction >I'm just gonna collab with pop singers to squeeze out one more hit >You know that personal album? I'll do a sequel for it >DUDE FUCK TRUMP
>im an independent gril >i bet you wish you didnt underestimate me
Tyler Ward
>Noisy pop >Colder, less noise >Let's do 2 tribal albums >Nah, freak folk >It's spring! >More psychedelia >Sup Forumscore >Electricity lol >Painting
Nolan Rivera
the aminal collecters
Aaron Hernandez
>I remember having some other-worldly visions as a child, and here's what I remember of them and how I feel about them >I'm kinda sad and frustrated because I'm slowly forgetting the said visions >Here's an album, much like the last two. Not much noteworthy about it. Admittedly rushed and uninspired >Yeah, I like dreampop and the ocean, so what? >I like anime, my favorite anime movie is Princess Mononoke, and here's an album about some of its themes
Benjamin Cook
Animal Collective
Isaac Campbell
>Pixies Sorry, no
Jose Hall
>solo debut by lead singer but it still uses the band's name (out of print) >actual debut;comfy folk country songs about poverty in rural new york >hey let's take a bunch of songs from the last album and add some new ones (this is their second best album) >1st self-titled attempt >hey let's take a bunch of songs from the last album and make some new ones (this is their best album) (self-titled, record break-in) >now give it more of a dusty literary tinge >our drummer and second-in-songwriting left after almost dying twice but let's do some more like the last album >hey we did all the drugs let's go electronic >hey, that sucked, here's some good country rock >man 2015 sucks
and then their bassist and violinist of 10 years left, singer made a good solo album though
Jonathan Carter
I don't know and really want to know
Nicholas Baker
>Noisy, abrasive punk >More noise >Greed is bad >Greed is bad 2 >Up the abrasiveness >Dude screw religion >We folk now >Last album but add progressive and post-punk elements >Nah, ditch the prog >Back to noise >Back to folk >Nope, more noise >S P A C E >Compilation of studio and live tracks >You are trapped in a barely lit chamber >We broke up >2 comps
>Sike! S P A C E >I can see into your soul >Sludgy rock >Follow up EP >Let's take lyrics from Sonic Youth
Robert Lee
mike jeera and his swans
Ryder Bell
Swans, at least make it a little challenging
Grayson Adams
>dude piano lmao >dude abortion lmao >dude mountain climbers lmao >dude we're old now lmao
Isaiah Sanders
Heck, I'm just gonna tell ya, it's Alcest
Jonathan Fisher
Tool?
Jason Walker
Alice in Chains
Christopher Jackson
bingo
Ayden Taylor
>retarded improv >retarded improv 2: electric boogaloo >WOAH PRODUCTION VALUE JUMPED UP >WOAH PRODUCTION VALUE DROPPED >i’m gonna try this time >i’m gonna try even harder >tfw no bf >wait no fuck boys >double album fuck you >dude synths lmao >good starting point >sellout record >wait we’re cool again
Adrian Phillips
>we were all in different bands >drugs >driving, listening to the radio >hey kid, toss me that fuzz pedal >we soul/pop rock now >we sad now, also more fuzz >we rockabilly now
Charles Smith
>I'm a primitiva man, i live on the edge, and i like listening to old punk music >nah don't feel like mixing this album, like, just at all, yeah like just don't mix it at all, hell yeah >the internet is soo scary dude like what if like there's secret things going on there??? >THE GOVERNMENT IS WATCHING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! >Le Abstract and Le Experimental >Im sad and angry and i have a new friend who plays guitar >Dude, what if like... like... the darkness of the internet and like... what if you, like, became that???? >Hmmm yes let's now add 90s dutch rave beats
Austin Kelly
>generic indie/shoegazey rock >Isn't being British great? >Oi!!! >Isn't being British great 2, now with strings >isn't American alternative rock great? >isn't heroin and trip hop great? >isn't electronic music great? also, where is our guitarist? >we old now
Eli Sanchez
>its the 90s and techno is awesome >its still the 90s and we have this "IDM" thing going >Rise of the Machines >THE MACHINES ARE WINNING >the machines have won, but its beautiful and frightening at the same time >post-apocalyptic wasteland, only the machines survive. their best album >contains one of their single best tracks. >what if we add percussive beats to everything? >what if we just improvise everything and record it? oh, its our worst album... >lush, soulful, brilliant >really long >REALLY fucking long
Ryder Ward
Blur
Luis Ortiz
>I thought My band kinda sucked so I got an acoustic guitar and a 4-track recorder >Same but more memorable >Last Solo album but critically acclaimed and muh vocal harmonies >I just put this shit together and people only liked one track that I got sick of playing live >Listens to the Beatles on repeat every day >Half of what it would have been if I didn't an hero
Carson Adams
Wilco?
Aaron Parker
nope
hint: it involves siblings, and the drummer that left became way more successful