Mfw an American was fat near me

>mfw an American was fat near me

*sharts*

too soon lad

they're still grieving, let's be respectful

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Freedom aint free lad

If all these festival visitors had automatic sniper rifles with them this wouldn't have happened tßh.

>yards

*uses commando and ghosts perks*
pssh, nothing personnel kid

At least we get killed by guns, you Yurocucks literally die from buses lol

tru :DDD

a UAV patrolling the area with IR sensors would be better. the drone would have picked up the assassin and could shoot a hellfire rocket at him.

>ameriknees

if the hotel mandated their staff and visitors to carry at all times, they could have intervened sooner

>tfw got the sharts after eating greasy food all last weekend.

Holy shit it's real

>be in America
>decide to get McDonald's at the local plaza
>order a medium fries and medium drink
>transbian Salvadoran behind the counter hands me a 2L bucket, and a paper bag overflowing with fries that's like half a kilo
>insists these are actually in 'quarts' and 'ounces'
>walk back 20 minutes across the parking lot to find my car
>almost get hit multiple times by obese people in mobility scooters
>driving out of lot
>get caught in traffic jam
>all of a sudden, hear gunshots
>Americans, acting like this is a common occurrence, laugh as I duck in my seat
>police show up in APC wielding machine guns
>start spraying, hitting the shooter at least 10 times but also riddling the side of the K-Mart with bullet holes
>everyone gets out of their car to clap and chant 'USA, USA, USA'
>I see people approaching cops to tip them
>soccer mom in the Dodge Caravan in front of me starts blasting the national anthem
>everyone is singing along, yelling and clapping throughout the song
>one black guy kneels down to tie his shoes
>crowd goes into a frenzy, ends up lynching the man on the nearest lamppost (there was no tree in sight)
>body becomes a target for the dozens of gun-owners in the lot
>insist I need to leave, pleading for other drivers to let me through
>they say there's no point, the highway's been blocked due to multiple shootings at a nearby school, church, gas station, Starbucks, and car dealership

>no glasses, just two bottles
>that pure look of anticipatory glee on the piggy's face as she gets ready to empty out the bottle onto the pizza
surprised there weren't two pizzas tbqh

>mfw an amerishart violently sharted his pants near me

9/11
made me kneel

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>american women

>.com.au
>americans

>not tipping the mcdonalds worker.
clearly you made this all up

>goes home from work to take a comfy lunch shit
>Plops down on shitter
>This is the first thread I see
Feels good man. 9/10 shit so far

>makes fun of by far the most media visible people on the face of the Earth
>uses an example from a different country
Murderys

>ooga booga me iz 40 stones heavy
kek what bs """""measurement""""" is that?

fucking newfags

doesn't matter where those slags are from I'd hit it

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1 stone = 14lbs

Like 90% of this sites users are from 2014 after. Youre outnumbered old man

Embarrassing 2bh

>one black guy kneels down to tie his shoes
>crowd goes into a frenzy, ends up lynching the man on the nearest lamppost (there was no tree in sight)
>body becomes a target for the dozens of gun-owners in the lot
Accurate description of Amerikneels on Sup Forums

1 rock = 10 stones?

>still falling for these fake attacks

they're all hoaxes, they don't even try to not make it obvious

HURR DURR THE MUSLIMS, HURR DURR THE WHITE MAN

how many stones does john stones weigh?

I've no idea sir, perhaps you could tell me?

I like the way Senots plays

>land of the free
>not allowed to kneel

>be european
>constantly think about america

>mfw i play football and have CTE

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it's really sad man. I get it's fun to joke about but I could have easily been at something like this. Maybe not country music but something similar.