He is coming to fix our shit!

He is coming to fix our shit!

>go to Germany
>visit Italian restaurant

Looks abit shit aswell

well, italian food is way better than german food

he's lived in germany a few years and can tell that

Italian restaurants are by far the most popular restaurants over here.
"Wir gehen zum Italiener" (We go the Italian) is synonymous with announcing going to a restaurant here.

Italian restaurants have basically became part of our culture desu

*we go to the italian

I've never heard of that before

Hahah... funny Nigel. What did you have for dinner today? Was it fish heads pickled in vinegar or something more fancy like pig's stomach filled with rat pluck? The great Britsh cuisine.

The best food in Germany is foreign, just like in the UK

Italian food is shit except for pizza

you don't even need a flag to know where I'm from

why do all other languages sound like savage tongue when translated to english?

"zum" is actually short for "zu dem" which means "to the". So the correct translation would be "We go to the Italian"

With German it is the distribution of consonants and vowels, which is very similar to English.
It tricks your mind into believeing it is English but it doesn't make any sense.

Same

>implying Pep didn't order a Schnitzel and a Weizen at the restaurant (like real Germans do)

>"Wir gehen zum Italiener" (We go the Italian) is synonymous with announcing going to a restaurant here.
Where the fuck do you come from?

Get out of your basement more

"Wir gehen zum Italiener" is quite common.
But maybe you're more the "Wir gehen zum Meckes" type of guy.

"Schmeckt wie beim Italiener" was literally the Dr. Oetker slogan,

>wir gehen zum Italiener
>*goes to mcdonalds*

>Meckes
>not MäcD

Pizza is american

>MäcD
>not Meggie

>Meggie
>not "Wirtshaus zum goldenen M"

Yes, but they were refering to Italian food. You said it's "synonymous with announcing going to a restaurant" and not "Italian restaurant".

German food is kino though

Yes, to a restaurant that is Italian in nature.

It doesn't mean going to an Italian car service, IT specialist or insurance agent, but clearly to a restaurant owned by Italians.

*Southern German

Northern German is basically fish and shit, only British food is worse.

Now it makes sense. I thought you meant "Wir gehen zum Italiener" is just going to any kind of restaurant.

it's almost as if the more North you go the less diverse the plants and animals and therefore the possibilities and therefore taste in food gets

You don't have to invent fancy dishes if you can eat Krabben all day

Same country? Same people?

We have some stuff that is primarily eaten in the north, such as reindeer meat and cloudberries. Some dishes are primarily found on Gotland (an island) such as safron pancake.

As long as its found within the country borders and its not something immigrants brought here, its Swedish - regardless of south/north/central.

>North you go the less diverse the plants and animals
that's wrong. there's a fucking sea at the northern borders

Germans are so autistic about regional differences that even after they unified for the first time in 1871 all the various kingdoms across Germany refused to give up their crowns, so they simply agreed to a single emperor being the German monarch and all the smaller kingdoms remaining within a single Germany. The regional autism system ended in 1918.

every country has regional autism
pic related

yes, and there are fish dishes, like but that's it really
only now with globalism it's getting more diverse

>dick shaped food

Does it make you gay if you eat dick shaped foods?

only if you like it

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But you only say “Wir gehen zum Italiener” when announcing that you go to an actual ITALIAN restaurant and not just any restaurant. So your “We go the Italian) is synonymous with announcing going to a restaurant here.” is simply and astonishingly stupid.
When I go to the Greek (or French or Spanish or Yugoslavian or whatever’ restaurant I will certainly not say “wir gehen zum Italiener” i would say “wir gehen zum Griechen (Franzosen, Spanier, Jugoslawen etc.)”

Fuck your stupid and or autistic.

>no food

oh sheet this nigga geht zum boese

The cooks are probably Turkish as well

>ein Bit, bitte

>Turks
>working

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