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ww GOAT

Lukas, you have some explaining to do

3rd for Bisping getting wrestlefucked by GSP

Let's start this thread off with some Dana. jpg's

Why

the UFC welterweight champion

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10 posts early

>lemme tell you what I like about Conor

Why is it only me that finds Lukas spamming Brian Ortega kinda unsettling?

>don't talk to me or my son ever again jon

>black CIA looks like Michael Jordan
It all makes sense now

It's just the irony m8, Lukas is alright

here homie this might help you out
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Seriously stop calling me that my name is brian

A classic:
>Danasummarizesjonjoneslife.gif

epic response
i would heem you in a few seconds cunt

doesn't bother me, atleast he's not spamming pooporn

i think you'd be surprised (at how easy you could heem me)

That's a stupid fucking shirt you don't surf you've never surfed. Lying little shit with your bullshit shirt, fuck you.

>mfw these goofs give a shit about a spergenschpiel spamming a spic fighter

In this moment, what was Dana thinking?

le bobby knuckles xd

who is your favorite woman mma fighter?

Oh, that's the guy that fights the fights that Bisping does not want part of

Any other Bobby Knuckle fans in the audience?

One of the worst threads ive ever seen. What is with you aspies naming each other and avataring its so fucking pathetic

>tfw have always thought Kevin Lee was a prick
>Seems like everyone agrees Kevin Lee is a prick
>Including bigger pricks think he's a prick
>Now I want him to win to piss off those said pricks

If you aren't supporting Kevin over Tony then you're an asshole

Okay dockie

Careful, he's gonna start howling

J U S T

It's like somebody went at his teeth with a jackhammer

Gonna join a BJJ class anyone have tips for first timers?

How long till the Platinum meme gets USADAd?

Don't go to the bathroom barefoot and walk back onto the mats like a disgusting savage. Bring a pair of sandals.

>"hey dude, can I use your phone real quick?"
>"yeah, just gimme a sec"

Felix, de donde emigraron? Pienso que eres salvatrucho

Who is conor going to fight next?

Addiction

who cares, he'll never have a fight against a top ranked opponent ever again.. forget about him. all this drama he creates is scripted by the ufc now, he'll fight paulie malinaggi

What are you trying to ask, where I am specifically from?

>The exclusive negotiating period between the UFC and FOX has ended. The UFC can now field offers from any and all bidders on TV rights.

Sure, you're Salvadorian. correct?

dee for custody of their child

sauce my friend

There are only three unbeatable fighters in the UFC.

Demetrious Johnson (as long as he avoids TJ)
Joanna Jedrzejdczyk (As long as she doesn't go up to 125)
Cris Cyborg (As long as he keeps pretending he's a woman)

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mma reporter and also writes for ufc.com, and I would expect meltzer to have a similar note on it tomorrow in the observer

uhm.. i think you forgot someone

ufc on the CW when

Can't fucking wait for the exclusive deal with BT to end in the UK

woodley, as long as rory stays in bellator

Where else could they go?

Tiramisu

Khabib if he never fights again

>Woodley
>Last three fights have all gone to decision

oOoOoOOo
Scary

If Lawler gets his rematch he'll put him in the ground

>Demetrious Johnson
has already been beaten

>Joanna Jedrzejdczyk
will be exposed at flyweight then beaten at strawweight by Cynthia

>Cris Cyborg
Anybody that really analyzes her fights knows that she is extremely beatable but she hasn't found her match yet. She has been put in deep submissions but muscled her way out a few times

I want to see paulie get heemed really bad

If you have to narrow it down to one single moment in time, what is your favorite Brendan Schaub (former ufc fighter and current mma and boxing analyst) memory?

>has already been beaten
yeah
Both times on decision
and both times because he was just picked up like a ragdoll and slammed to the ground

As long as he stays with these 125ers there is a zero percent chance of him losing a fight like that.

>Anybody that really analyzes her fights knows that she is extremely beatable

you should be an mma coach you have an answer for everything

exactly. they'll never risk conor get wrestlefucked and lose his belt. fixing shit fights like nate will pay back the 4 billion faster & safer.

Post a UFC fighter who 99% of people like.

is the real picks guys still doing the picks?

DJ lost to Ian McCall the first fight

how do you know i'm not a coach?

Demetrious Johnson (as long as he stays at 125 and keeps bashing semi able bodied midgets)

JJ - Valentina could merk her

Cyborg - who cares

yes, for ppvs only. 217 picks in about 28 hours after the media stuff is over

post more sexe squash

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>Demetrious Johnson (as long as he stays at 125 and keeps bashing semi able bodied midgets)
So you agree
>JJ - Valentina could merk her
And if that fight ever happened it would be at 125, so you agree
>Cyborg - who cares
so you agree

Fuck you Turk

tyron beats both of them

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>for ppvs only
what went wrong?

Cyborg would lose to any
>true 145 girl
>decent striking
>good chin
>good enough wrestling to take her down and control her
>elite jiu jitsu
its pretty specific but it exists in plenty of the men's divisions

who told you that i was replying to refute you braindead cunt?

football season = less time for mma. i dont watch every card any more

calm your ass down and don't sperg out because you might hurt somebody. if you feel your stomach turning go to the bathroom, noobs puke their guts out all the time so it's no big deal, just don't do it on the mats

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for someone so casual you sure put a lot of autism i mean effort into these threads

UFC 217 isn't for a month bro.

I dont think you watch mma at all

>th-this time

>watching lardball

>t-that one time

>A whole more month of Bisping talking shit about GSP and every fucking MMA outlet reporting his every word

>n-nate m-marquardt
steroids

No, I'm Chilean/UK citizen and have lived in Canada and the Netherlands before.

Why assume "Salvadorean", of all places?

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>implying everybody, including Woodley, wasn't on steroids in Strikeforce

Ferguson will Heem Lee and Cody will Heem TJ

He's on Conan O'Brien tomorrow night, should be good for a laugh

Sky or virgin are the two main competitors

>look, look, i posted it again! :)

Go fap to Bisping and chill the fuck out

>no proof
me and t-wood dont go out throwing allegations without proof. the woodgang only deals with facts, sorry.

>Why assume "Salvadorean", of all places?
Just speculation, you smoke any good weed or visit the red light district everyone talks about?

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where's the proof that Marquardt was on steroids?
can't seem to find it m8

It says W on his record, not NC.