"Now if I fuck this model And she just bleached her asshole And I get bleach on my T-shirt I'ma feel like an asshole"
"Tell em' Yeezy said they can kiss my whole ass, more specifically -- they can kiss my asshole*, I'm an asshole? You niggas got jokes"'.
"Put the pussy in a sarcophagus "
"You left your fridge open, somebody just took a sandwich"
There is plenty of other examples ...
I try my best to appreciate Kanye music but goddamn some of his lyrics are so retarded and random. Even though the production and the flow are good, kanye always manage to kill the whole vibe with some cringeworthy lyrics.
"Hurry up with my damn croissants" looks stupid without context vut fits the song extremely well. Notice how the music stops for a moment. Everything needs to stop and wait for Kanye, even for something as small as a croissant. Look up the Watching the Throne podcast about the song.
Because he's a shit writer, a shit rapper, and an overrated producer.
Hunter Lopez
Yeezus in particular is probably the most insanely quotable album ever made. The lyrics seem perfectly crafted to be as memorable as possible, regardless of you thinking it's "cringe" or "retarded."
Ayden Jackson
Probably because there are a ton of Kanye lyrics out there. He's released a lot of content with a lot of lyrics, there's bound to be quite a lot of weird ones.
Easton Long
So that fags like you spout them off frequently. Thus increasing Kanye's visibility.
Angel Carter
Put the pussy in a sarcophagus is unironically a great line.
Aaron Fisher
Production is the only redeeming quality of Kanye's music. What he say is shit and the way he say It is meh.
His humor is one of the reasons I like Kanye. Yeezus is a goldmine of funny one liners.
Liam Peterson
Exactly, OP. Kanye's lyricism is mediocre at best, containing pastiches of pop culture references interspersed with pseudo-philosophic ideas of divinity and omnipotence. His perspectives on life are shallow at best, and his feigned emotional "delivery" is utterly bland, uncreative and ultimately a failure.
Joshua White
KEEP IT 300 LIKE THE ROMANS
Eli Green
I WANNA FUCK YOU HARD ON THE SINK AFTER THAT GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO DRINK
Lucas Peterson
>trying to rapgenius your way out of it Nah it's a shit line sorry
Jaxon Cook
STAR WARS FUR YEAH IM ROCKIN CHEWBACCA
Grayson Peterson
WELL I'D DO ANYTHING FOR A BLONDE DYKE
Robert Miller
this
Jose Hughes
I bet you're a nice guy who people like to be around
Jacob Diaz
Not everything has to be 'cringe' this shits just funny wether he means it or not. He's a funny guy
Adrian Ramirez
>Reddit one-liner put-down with no argument
Alexander Adams
this
Charles Torres
Because he's dumb.
Oliver Rogers
We eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast / Yall eat pieces of shit?
Bitch is you smoking reefer / you dont see that we hurt
My psychiatrist got kids that I inspired / the first they played for me was bout their friend that just died
Im so appalled / spalding ball
The best cherrys
Bentley Lopez
lol
Owen Morgan
watching the throne is the shit
Angel Mitchell
shits hilarious in a mostly intentional way
Noah Bailey
EATING ASIAN PUSSY ALL I NEED WAS SWEET AND SOUR SAUCE
Levi Nelson
HEY MONA LISA
Christopher Hernandez
Most black men couldn't balance a checkbook
But buy a new car, talkin' 'bout "how my neck look?"
Well... it all looks great
Four hundred years later, we buyin' our own chains
The light is before us brothers, so the devil workin' hard
Real family stick together and see through the mirage
The smokescreens, perceptions of false reality
Who the real owner if your boss gets a salary?
I am one with the people
He's never been the strongest lyricist, and Yeezus is hard to pull a lot of value out of, beyond ridiculous quotables. But when people ignore shit like Saint Pablo and the entirety of MBDTF it annoys me.
Ryan Clark
yeah like didn't ancient egyptian folks literally put cats in sarcophaguses
Jaxon Fisher
>Sup Forums muhreddit poster with no argument
Christopher Baker
>"Put the pussy in a sarcophagus "
That's one of the greatest lines of all time, of all time.
