Yeah man my rotator cuffs are FUUUCKED UP

Yeah man my rotator cuffs are FUUUCKED UP.
*Moves closer to mic*
I've started just hanging-off a chin up bar-every morning man. Jamie pull that video up-the one where this guy's shoulder just SNAPS. Just back-
*Gesticulates*
Like this
*Twists shoulder*
So why doesn't that happen to chimps? They're so strong...Hey you want some of this?
*Lifts spliff*
No? So anyway, Bigfoot WAS real, a 10 foot tall ape called gigantopithecus, probably not still around though.

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Are these actual transcripts or just fanfics?

transcripts

Fanfics but pretty close to what an average podcast is like desu

youtube.com/watch?v=BKrf7mX_R6M

>he doesn't believe in bigfoot

I've never listened to Joe but these threads make me laugh, should I? What should I expect?

I get your making fun of him but.....
>hate podcasts, dont understand how people can get into these things
>now because of these threads for the past few weeks I've watched a dozen of Joe's

loving it. pretty comfy. love me some joe rogan now.
any other pod casts I should be giving a chance?

>all you guys making fun of his bro science and THC induced spiraling thoughts about /x/ tier theories

nigga this shit is more relaxing than a warm bubble bath.

It depends what you want desu. I ignore the ones with UFC guys etc because I'm not into that shit. I like the ones with scientists etc like Sam Harris because they're interesting guys. If you want dude bro talk, maximum 420 weed smoking and conspiracy theories the best are Duncan trussell, Bryan callen, and a couple of archaeology/conspiracy theory dudes I forget the name of

This tbqh it truly is maximum /comfy/

I love Joe. He's a fucking idiot and I think he's wrong about everything but I love listening to him and would love to be friends with him or share a beer

RadioLab, which Joe Rogan listens to

Graham Hancock and Randall Carlson

You should watch the one with Zoltan Istvan

These posts are so funny because they reduce the three hour podcasts into a quick post you can read in seconds. They're accurate but he's doesn't quite jump from topic to topic that much

>dude the Bible is bullshit but Moses was totally on DMT when he saw that burning bush

i fucking lost it

I mean Bigfoot COULD still be out there man...There's all sorts of species undiscovered for YEEAAAARS.
*Takes a drag*
You hear about that vampire deer species found in korea?? The things have FANGS dude. Out to here
*Gestures to indicate length*
Crazy.
*Moves mic closer to him*
Probably still lighter than chimps though...Those things can weigh like 400lbs. Tear you to shreds man.
Hey...You think those things could lift like 200lb kettle bells?

>it's a Joe Rogan describes his ideal system but it's really just stateless socialism

*obliterates Brendan schaub's fighting ability, style, and life choices*
*Invites him onto another podcast*
Hehe...

this guy here again.

I will admit you guys were spot on with the copy pasta introduction stuff though. He really does this EVERY episode. still really enjoy it.

>vampire deer
I love it when a Rogainpost makes me find cool shit

MORE JOE ROGAN IMPRESSIONS

How much do you think we understand the brain? Like, 30%? 50%?
>Uh, it's not really lik-
They can MAKE human meat now man, surely soon we could create a human from scratch?
>Well yes but the brain is rather compli-
And if we've got bones of a gigantopithecus, couldn't we make a Bigfoot?

I'm telling you man the bullets don't match up.
*Takes a long drag from spliff*
And Lee harvey Oswald? Why would he do it? Why?
I mean it's a much more convincing theory than Bigfoot. A 10 foot tall ape man! How STUPID would you have to be?
*Laughs nervously*
*Brings mic closer*
It DID exist at some point though. Those bones in china, you see that? Like 10000 years ago it existed. The rumours...Probably started due to DMT. People tapped into their pineal gland. Remembered some ingrained memories people had of massive apes.
Imagine how heavy those things would be? A chimp is like 400lbs...squatches had to have been like 1200lbs...Rip you apart man

>*gestures to indicate length*

this was a funny line user

This has to be a shop right?

hey that's my video. too bad it decreased in views lately

That thing's gotta be like, what, like 400lbs?

can you just cut and re-upload rogan videos to youtube and make money from the views?

what's the legality of it? like copy write wise?

>hate podcasts, dont understand how people can get into these things

Moron.

nothing personnel, kid

Maybe if he didn't throw around kettle balls like a retard they wouldn't be fucked up

Probably could have made a couple of dollars off of this one if I wanted to, but I didn't monetize it because I'm not a fucking prick. The only reason I potentially could have though is because the video gained all of it's views before his company "Bentpixels" copyright claimed it and monetized it, If I were to upload another one I think it would get claimed right away, and all the ad revenue would just go to him.

>spliff
Joe doesn't smoke tobacco

The real thing is actually worse
youtube.com/watch?v=ijHpAkucOlA

not him but at least where im from, a spliff means cannabis not tobacco

would it be bad them if he did claim it and you made him money but had a channel with like thousands or hundreds of thousands of views or millions?

like to have on a resume or portfolio for a social media job or something to do with new age money making shit?

When will they ever learn?

As an outsider, how do I "get" into Joe Rogen podcasts?

Like, start "listening" to them maybe?

just start watching them, try to find a guest who's into what you're into

I'm into sports and shit so victor conte was on and he talked about athletes and roids and testing methods and how roids actually increase an athletes performance

that was fucking great for me

holy shit, what happened to this guy?

Got a link to his youtube, I don't remember it

>would it be bad them if he did claim it and you made him money but had a channel with like thousands or hundreds of thousands of views or millions?
Honestly can't understand this sentence, mate.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=7FUmBrhz2Q4

somebody post the full sized image

WOW
YEA
REALLY?

That is the full sized image.

The Higher Side Chats podcast did an entire show about Pepe and meme magic.

Listen to one with a guest that you like, you dumb spoon-fed babby

In America a spliff means tobacco and pot

Just YouTube Timothy Byrne. The guy got evicted from his apartment (he believes the dentist was behind it) and that DPD (a mail service) was spying on him.

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el em ay oh

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The Dick Show is pretty good. It's Dick Masterson and his co-host talking about general shit. Has a lot of fan participation which makes it fun.

It's a little continuity intense though as Dick takes quite a bit of time shitting on his co-host Maddox.

that's uhhh the best I got sorry

I appreciate the answers

>Joe is so powerful he burns down buildings

>yeah Jamie can you pull that up
>just type in google "four-legged animal that barks really loudly"
>yeah, I saw one of these, but like a giant one, mut've been like 500 pounds EASY I swear

no it doesn't dipshit

Yes it does, dipshit. Maybe to you niggers it means something else? You don't represent me or Joe Rogan.

and he is too rational to accept he has magical powers

Paranoid schizophrenia?

you can make a spliff with just a tobacco leaf and ganja herb. no typical tobacco+majy mix, but still a spliff

Was this on Sup Forums? Why would they have a thread on him

Classic Opie and Anthony is worth listening to IMO

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Watch the Joey Diaz and Bill Burr ones
Jessie Ventura is also a pretty good episode

>So anyway, Bigfoot WAS real, a 10 foot tall ape called gigantopithecus, probably not still around though

This shit makes me laugh so hard

imho your video could would fall under fair use, but you'd have to go to court which is definitely not worth it

It's true though

That being said, you never know what lurks in the backwoods of Louisiana.

The climate on the island of flores and the Southern-US is pretty much the same, just sayin.

these are his top viewed episodes
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjl-hlmIfpJzhZJfuAVgEAG89yk45bBCU
also, JRE has a pretty good reddit (fuck off) community so check there

>Timothy Byrne
What video specifically is from?

meant for

>pretty good reddit (fuck off) community
Go back immediately, tourist.

>tourist
2009 and still going strong, you mad faggot

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>gigantopithecus
How does one hate podcasts? Do you also hate people talking about things that might interest you? Such a dumb thing to hate.

That Steve O episode was fucking wild

Bigfoot is Denisovan you retards.

Denisovans weren't 10 foot tall lad otherwise Asians would be gigantic

Rogan threads are pretty regular on Sup Forums since people like Milo and Peterson got on

Pretty great interviews, they really take the time to discuss shit, it's usually done in a smart and calm way, and Joe really lets the guests talk

I love his podcasts even though sometimes I completely disagree with him on some things (or with the guests), and he does have his "things" that he holds dear, like how badass animals and nature are, weed, UFC and MMA, etc

but in general it makes for some really cool entertainement and you'll be exposed to a lot of different topics and views

>someone should really keep an eye on that dog in the backyard. mountain lion might eat it.


audibly laughed

because I can read a book at my own speed.
shows and movies are more entertaining.

podcasts are just lazy bare bones stuff and you have to wait and endure tons of filler to get anything out of it.
I'd rather just have silence and reading than listening to people just ramble and ramble.

if you dont have any friends I get it. or at work like in a work truck I get it, maybe sitting at a desk.

Hardcore history is the shit

Listen to the ones where his guests are people you actually like. Sam Harris ones are always good. Gad Saad is good too.

>Yeah man my rotator cuffs are FUUUCKED UP.

No fucking shit

Fucking kek

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His Alex Jones impressions are actually pretty spot on

JEEZUSS that chimp looks MONSTROUS like straight out of a horror movie!

*blocks your path*

*greets you by vigorously fondling your genitals*

*fucks you anally in a completely straight, non-homosexual way*

youtube.com/watch?v=jrL56-TZhQ0

Start consuming non regulated drugs

Why don't you have a bearded hipster friend to bully and push around verbally on your podcast?

youtube.com/watch?v=L6nMtVxLVa8