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All brits are pasty babies edition

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ANIME

he's a big guy

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benis

Love gingers. Simple as

a daring revival

might mix some west london slang into my speech when i start at uni

always felt a bit ashamed i dont sound like im from my ends

hahaha i'm a yank lads

eggs grits bacon sausage!!!

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the northern experience

they still make profit though
besides ill pay my pittance when im older

janny is asleep, post anime

>west london
MENTIONED

>they're rich anyway i can steal off them
literal n-word

>humberside

literally a different country

love pokemon not a nonce

simple as

fucking lost the mandem and they arent picking up their fucking phones

we was gonna go out whining tonight but now idk wtf im going to do if they dont reply quick

youtu.be/fxOpIgttsP8
are jason

The next Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.

that's why I steal from supermarkets instead of buying
they all make profit anyway

feel like there's a yak on my chest

me on the right

Safe

going to try join raf after this dissertations over besides as said before no spek jap

West London slang isn't a thing you cretin. Its the same all over London and now Britain because everyone is copying us

And don't do that unless you're black you fucking complete cringe teenager

whats your favourite sex position

went to passchendaele in year 9. Nice place desu

>peng
hello sambo

both the Slovak and the Czech are proxyfags
hang 'em

west end is full of wastemen try your best to not sound like you are from there

The next world cup is going to be France's if they keep good form.

An attack of Griezmann, Martial, Mbappe(?), Lacazzette, Giroud, Dembele.

Midfield of Pogba,Tolisso, Kante, Matuidi, Lemar and Rabiot.

Defense of Varane, Umtiti, Kurzawa, Zouma, Digne, Koscielny.

And Lloris in goal.

Thats maybe the most well rounded team in international football bar Germany who cant match this teams forwards.

anime

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I walked through blood and bones in the streets of manhattan, trying to find my brother
he was in northern canada

any derry lad in

Torrenting is duplication not theft

>sambo

which vpns do you use to torrent?

west london stand up tall

you need to be killed

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what's worse
being a dane jew or being german

completely wrong
was talking to a guy from north london just yesterday and his slang was nothing like ours - more cockney rhyming stuff and he didnt even know what wagwam meant

fit bitch

Checking out the latest financial report from Tesco to see if it's ok to steal from them

none of those names sound remotely french

about $800 to $2000 per scene

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shitister of the poonited pissdom

not sure

>wagwam

failed sambo

isn't your president or pm or whatever a gay indian?

nordVPN has dedicated exit nodes just for P2P sharing. theyre also based in Panama so wont cuck you if a company/government asks them to.

recommend

bitch is huge
fucking camera angles

Literally the dumbest thing I have ever heard. I'm in north london and I often hear wagwan

Stop pretending to be special

all i said in jap was "watashi wa [name] desu" which is unironically the full extent of my jap knowledge

business idea: a city made out of boats

thanks

I only torrent things to try them out and if I like them I go and buy it after.
ahahahah just kidding I never do that

so Waterworld?

google torrentfreak vpn

wigwam my bread rings

how would this work exactly? not exactly obviously but more specifically

haha

saw a girl a few times, nice girl but doesn't like giving head
kind of a deal breaker
bin her or not?

leftypol BTFO

BASED MULATTO MAN BEATS UP SJW TRANNY FREAK WTF I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE NOW

Watching Bad Education

standing up in the shower

This scares the rorke

m.youtube.com/watch?v=u8LPD6W0PZw

got the chon running on a vertical screen
can see much more of the thread like this actually

>not giving head is a dealbreaker

mate oral is shite
just fuck her its objectively better in every way except for convenience

does she let you go down on her or is she against oral sex in general?

nobody likes giving head, just got to be good enough to convince them

jay this cunt

>when nu males meet real males

False 9

how is saying someone doesnt suck your dick jay-worthy

that is because they want you to infect your brain with their entertainment u faggot. if you pay for it, then it's just bonus for em.

the ol' 'ssionary

I said my piece

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I like giving head

was in south london the other day dropping some of my south west london slang. the south londoners barely understood me and my south west london ways.

would love to know what went down before this scene

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might make a mango and lime cheesecake

nicaraguan crab sandwich

poof

I was talking about humans

not benders, don't like you lot one bit

good post

reverse manchester surprise

Adjectives Edit
‘‘Bait’’ (obvious/well known)
‘‘Bare’’ [bɛː] / [ɓɛː] (latter for further emphasis) (Generic intensifier)
‘‘Clapped’’ (ugly)
‘‘Peak’’ [piːk] (Serious/unfortunate)
‘‘Peng’’ (Attractive)
‘‘Buff’’ (Attractive) (often used in conjunction with ‘‘Ting’’ meaning an attractive situation, or more commonly, an attractive female)
‘‘Deep’’ (profound)
Interjections Edit
‘‘Dun know’’ (‘‘of course’’, also an expression of approval)
‘‘Alie!’’ (‘‘I know’’, or an expression of agreement)
‘‘Oh my days!’’ [oʊ maː deJz] (a generalised exclamation)
‘‘Safe’’ [seJf] (expression of approval, greeting, thanks, agreement, and also used as a parting phrase)
Pronouns Edit
‘‘Man’’ [mæn] (First-person singular)
‘‘Them Man’’ [mæn] (They)
‘‘Us Man’’ [mæn] (We)
Nouns Edit
‘‘Akh’’ (an endearing term, derived from the Arabic word for brother)
‘‘Bruv’’ (an endearing term used for a close friend or brother)
‘‘Creps’’ (shoes)
‘‘Cunch’’ (the countryside or any town outside London)
‘‘Ends’’ [ɛnz] (Neighbourhood)
‘‘Senpai’’ [fæm] (Short for ‘‘family’’, can refer to ‘‘friend’’)
‘‘Myth’’ (used when something is untrue or not going to happen)
‘‘Mandem’’ (group of males)
‘‘OT’’ (out of town)
‘‘Paigon’’ [ˈpeJɡən] (A modified spelling of English word ‘‘pagan’’, to refer to a fake friend/enemy)
‘‘Roadman’’ (a youth who spends a lot of his time on the streets, can also be used as a general slur)
‘‘Sket’’ (a promiscuous female)
‘‘Ting’’ (a thing or a situation, also an attractive female e.g. 'bad tings')
‘‘Wasteman’’ (A worthless/useless person)
‘‘Yard’’ [jɑːd] (Dwelling)

I'm straight

imagine my shok

Yeah mebbe. Might have to watch that again.

Have a street plan with floating paths, and instead of buildings, have boats and rafts. There would have to be a desalination plant, rain collectors, huge floating hydroponic greenhouses, a system to keep boats fixed in place relative to each other, floating warehouses and so on.

nothing bent about lads giving each other head lad lighten up

reverse tunneller

stop sucking dick then

going to bed

night lads

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alri rorke haha xx