Mfw have a 44 year old girlfriend

>mfw have a 44 year old girlfriend

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Did mummy vote leave?

she did

10 years is my limit to how much older than me I'm willing to date.

idc lol

what the fuck am i doing haha

>tfw no eurosceptic mummy gf

Hello mate, first day here going well?

anime pedophile

how tigt is she

You called?

nice. pump and dump that bitch.

have not tested
dont be mean

post her pics

I'm 33 my gf is 44, she is a passionate right wing policy voter.
Feels good

I'm happy for you mummy-friend

im 17
k

You must be 18 or older to post on Sup Forums.

This

If she looks like dis it's ok

uhh m8...your girlfriend isn't a..ummm... female

>im 17
Enjoy the month ban.

How do you seduce an older women? Help me out Sup Forums.

thats a man baby

>17
RIP in peice mummyposter

How did you meet her OP?

Is she your mum's friend?

Tell us an epic story

yes she is fagt

has two kids
>new
craigslist hehe

...

Half your age plus 7 is the rule. Get out before you have to change her diapers.

Craiglist is only for gay men to fuck.

I don't believe

...

>yes she is fagt
kek well done 10/10 thread

prety

how tall is she

im 173cm and shes a bit shorter than me

probably 5'6

real image

fuck u dude

your milf girlfriend should be taller than you

>i'm 17

enjoy your ban

MODS MODS MODS

y
ok

What's the sex like between you two?

have not had sex yet

How was the first date?

What did you have in common?

I'm happy for you lad, but this has nothing to do with politics. you should have taken it to Sup Forums. or leddit seeing as you're too young for Sup Forums.

saging this shit.
MODS!

>This r9k shit

first date today we had coffee then walked around village

her son has autism like me so we have that in common

i hope it goes well for you dude

congrats man, saw your. thread yesterday

ok thx

how old are her kids?

You guys gonna bang soon?

Once you turn 18 you guys could make a killing making wincest themed porn


I'd fap to it,she ain't bad lookin.

nvm your mummy is a daddy
do not approve

you banged mummy?!?! holy shiet

same

are u guys roleplayin??

she has 15 year old son and 17 year old daughter

lives in tower hamlets and says its really bad, was sexually assaulted by Bengalese kid before

my family is going on holiday this summer and will have house to myself for week if i dont go. maybe i can invite her round :^)
you do too much Sup Forums, is woman
no but she say she like idea of me calling her mum so

>mfw a 17 year old mummieposter with legit autism got a gf before I did


Proud of you tho

Pls put "rekt" in title. TIA.

>15 and 17

Ahaha nice you cucked them by proxy

I'm proud of you son

u should make her wear really high heels, see what its like when she stands above you

not hard lol getting job soon too
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MOOOOOOOOOOODS

Post more mummy gf

Wow she's hot in that ugly way

How does one obtain a mummygf and best advice?

Maybe this has to do with deep rooted sexual resentment toward your own mother.

Next time you make a thread just say you're 18,you don't have to prove shit,I just want to see more of these threads


I WANT UPDATES user,UPDATES.

>tfw 25 year old kissless virgin

I only date girls who are at least 5 years younger than me.

These old gen x feminist slags are all what's available to me. The dirty cows have been fucked by more cocks than a whore.

I can't believe I'm asking is but

Any advice?
Did you respond to her ad or did she respond to yours?
How was the meet?
Do you see any problems in the future?

use craigslist

pic related what she responded to
no i like reaction when i say age hehe
i am still virgin and haven't even kissed her lol

>Any advice?
just b urself :D
>Did you respond to her ad or did she respond to yours?
she respond to mine
was scary at first but then we chat and go for walk then feel more comfortable
>Do you see any problems in the future?
nowhere to fuck :/
forgot pic

>Havent kissed nor fucked
>gf

Crimea...RIVER!

we went on date and planning on going again so...

i was nervous to kiss her and i think she was too so we will see next time

Mate you're so out of touch despite being young....

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Dude make a tumblr or Wordpress or something to keep us posted

This is legendary