American tourist asks me for directions towards the restaurant

>American tourist asks me for directions towards the restaurant
>give him direction to the gypsy encampment

>they are exiotic to american
>start clapping
>and sharting
>die of obese 10 years after or something

>American asks me to turn down my electronical devices that disturb the magnetic field he uses to find the nearest McDonald's

>american tourist asks me where is the beach
>give him directions to the next favela
All the times

>Italian tourist asks me for directions towards broadway
>>give him direction to the closest project.

>American asks me to turn down my electronical devices that disturb the magnetic field he uses to find the nearest McDonald's
1/10 try again.

>foreigner asks for direction
>either send them to white parts where they get beat for not being american
>or send them to the ghetto for beating them for being white

>Americans politely asks me for directions
>Give them directions
Feels good not having crippling autism.

>American tourist asks me for directions towards the capacity to handle banter
>give him directions to Butthurt Street

>american tourists ask for directions to the nearest train station
>direct them to the muslim no-go zone

>non-american banters
>can't handle getting bantered back

>american tries to banter back
>he just parrots the original banter like an autistic child

lmao at actually getting mad

>American tourist ask me for direction
>i start to tell him exactly where he needs to go
>he fucking interrupts me with claps

WHERE *clap* THE *clap* FUCK *clap* IS *clap* IT *clap*

>American tourist asks for directions
>say nothing and leave
that'll teach her

>american tourist asks for directions
>point him the way
>I'm going the same way
>he starts talking to me

>european tourist asks me directions to the nearest bar
>i point the way to the nearest airport
>spot him on the next flight out

>meet Shitalian tourist
>he chimps out over NY pizza
>clap and tell him it's all good, because Shitalians stole pizza from Greeks anyways
>he is visibly seething as I walk away while eating my NY 'za

lol true story.

>american tourist asks me for directions
>ignore him because I'm autistic

...

>American tourist approaches me
>Bom dia, onde és oo rshtóranteh?
>give him directions to the restaurant

>American tourist approaches me
>Hello, do you speak English? Where is the restaurant?
>give him directions to the restaurant

>American tourist approaches me
>Buenos dias, donde és el restaurante!?
>give him the directions to the river

>euro approaches me
>he actually doesn't because euros are too autistic to engage in social conversations

>speak good English
>Amerigan dorist asks me for directions
>"mi scusi non capisco arrivederci"

>am*rican asks for direction
>"KA FARSKEN SA DU NO DI FORBANNA ROTTE, SKA Æ JE DÆ EN ÅVER AUAN SATANS HÆSTKUK?"
>he looks confused and walks on