Clairo's new vid is BLOWING. UP. right now. What do yall think? Our girl's making it big!

Clairo's new vid is BLOWING. UP. right now. What do yall think? Our girl's making it big!
youtube.com/watch?v=byGeEw9tRh8

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has she even made Billboard yet?
Her most popular song isn’t even doing 6ix9ine numbers

It's amazing how her rise to fame is so organic and authentic. Go clairo!

It's still good to know that bedroom musicians can still making a living doing what they love in this day and age.

c l a i r o
m y w a i f u

>has she even made Billboard yet

Doubt it

Clairo fucked Satan for a record deal confirmed

Look at the comments everyone fucking hates it

underrated and almost trips. shame

tekashi is a global megastar clairo is a bedroom producer

One hit wonder, the Kreayshawn or Kitty Pryde of indie. She looks like a teenage hooker in this video too.

so she really hasn’t charted yet?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

well that was boring

Jesus I actually watched it this is fucking horrific

Dancing fucking cheeto costumes bowing to clairo and this stupid "im 2 kool to care" disaffected dazed look on her face the whole time, the """diverse""" cast of characters dressed like mac demarco fanboys, its everything you hate about the current indie scene packaged in one ltitle video

This is amazing.

I know it’s sad

this

>She is an industry plant
>She is barely known outside of a small fanbase

Pick one

only incels and bitter posters in bandcamp threads hate clairo

Same beat for 2:28

she’s an industry plant that hasn’t even charted yet aka a failure

The contrast between the shitty lofi production and high budget glossy major label jew directed video is jarring.

SCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG

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True. Her ghost producer should have went all out the production and forget about the whole DIY thing.

NIGGAS TALKIN OUT TGEY MOUTH BUT THEY NEVER POP OUT

why does she fucking mumble the whole god damn time?

don’t laugh

>90% of comments shitting on the song and the video

It's over
Clairo's career is finished

but it’s funny

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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Right on! Clairo is totally /ourgal/!! I can't wait to go to her shows and buy her records! Anyone who doesn't like her are like.. total lameos and creeps probs LOL!

jesus, even the yt faggots and anime avatar kids are waking up

Clairo is fucking garbage.

Even the tumblr girls are pissed, saying it's "fake indie" trying to market to kids into "aesthetics"

Damn, I didnt expect it to backfire like that

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lol yt is eviscerating her

This video is awful, they shilled way too hard and overplayed their hand.

Lmao y'all really mad that she now has a budget and isn't recording on a webcam anymore lol. It almost seems like y'all don't want her to succeed or something. I hope she goes places as she gets older and more talented. Clairo if you're reading this don't listen to all the people who criticize your stuff. Keep doing what you're doing

Shills at it hard in this thread

Fuuuuck she is so god damned CUTE!

explain this clairofags

>Still love her, thought.

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The only way she’s gonna make it is if she releases a sex tape with a black dude.

OMG Right?? These guys are just total loserz!! #clairoforlife #supportclairo #buyclairorecords

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

I don't care if she's fake indie or Jewish or an industry plant or the daughter of a head marketer at Starbucks Coke and Nike or any of that, it doesn't matter to me, all that matters is she's cute as a button and has cool ass taste in music (look it up) and I wanna be her friend and support her creative endeavors even I personally dont like the music very much

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I want to fuck Clairo so hard in the ass. I want my fiance to watch. Am I evil?

>trying too hard to be low quality and effortless

Isn't that just being low quality and effortless

>only likes her because she's "cute" (not true by the way)
the absolute state

didn’t her break out song chart?

FROM THE DESCRIPTION:
>thank you thank you thank you to everyone involved: Youtube Music, Fader Label, all my friends that came out to be in the video & the genius (((Matthew Dillon Cohen))) for making a dream of mine come true.

I knew it was too good to be true. She's probably Jewish herself :(

No

>break out song

LOL
she doesn’t have one

what awful vocals I hate that that kind of delivery is popular.

not on the billboard but no one cares about that in the age of the internet because that measures the radio and physical sales. she was at the top of the youtube charts and got itunes downloads

Why is she dressed like that?

>less than a million views
>"blowing up"
>in 2018
This ugly bitch already flopped!

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so she didn’t chart?

kek

Not him, but didn't she?

>didn’t chart
>most heavily promoted new singles not even breaking 900k views
>own fanbase is getting tired of her

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Claire "Clairo" Cottrill (also known as KKKlairo) is Generation Zyklon's answer to 1933 and is best known for spreading her hate through music and memes. Some say Clairo is the offspring of world renown mass murderer, Neo Nazi, cartoonist Ben Garrison, displaying the same homicidal and artistic traits as her alleged Father. Not to mention the obsession for wanting to eradicate every non White off the face of The Earth.

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>Clairo became red pilled on about The JQ, while listening to many Moon Man songs from a young age and decided to pledge her life to The 14 words and Adolf Hitler. Using her musical talents, she has single-handedly revived The White Nationalist movement through the power of song.

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nope

dead fanbase
dwindling career

I like this one. Pretty girl was shite though

wtf I love clairo now

all her songs are mediocre garbage

How can you be an industry plant and still fail to make it in the industry?
kek

Claire "Clairo" Cottrill with a Uncle Adolf plushy.

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Claire "Clairo" Cottrill staging a good old fashion Nigger lynching.

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why the fuck does she wear those pants

this

Claire "Clairo" Cottrill the homicidal Neo Nazi taking an innocent selfie.

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is this real??

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yes

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is it over?

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>hot cheetos is barely 300k
LMAO

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>is it over?
It never got started

See

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>Clairo's new vid is BLOWING. UP.

The industry is watering the plant you mean

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r.i.p.

the female jeff mangum

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Just out of curiosity, for research. what would be the "lewdest" photo of clairo?

Sup Forums hates women because they are incels so they make anti clairo memes about her being "shilled" and "jews" running the major labels making her famous and also try to make her seem pro nazi. fuck off incels.

lmao

cutesy music is probably the worst type of music out there. there's no worse thing you can do to a sing than to make it cutesy.
Fact: cutesy just signifies a shallow, narcissistic, look-at-me attitude without offering anything else.

Stop whoring your own daughter on the internet you bastard

>famous
>barely breaking 300k on fully produced singles with accompanying music videos

even most soundcloud rappers manage that

if clairo were your daughter, would you fuck her

keep in mind the president fucked his daughter because she was hot, it's cool at a certain point right fellas

nah senpai it's just funny
has nothing to do with her being a girl
nobody's shooping her face onto BLACKED porn or anything

you’re right but she really isn’t popular at all

Like not even internet popular

pls respond for research.

The wait was totally worth it to get my hands on Clairo’s full load of poop. The poo was packaged well and I popped it in the fridge for a bit before digging in. The size of her load was massive and the smell was beautiful. I started out just smelling it and getting myself worked up. Her poop had some soft parts with some great firm chunks. I started with popping some of the chunks into my mouth and like a switch I was sent into subspace realizing that I have a beautiful woman’s poop in my mouth! I ate as much as I could and then got an idea to take her with me during the day. I started packing the rest of her poop up my own ass. I stuffed about half of her beautiful turd up me and what a full packed feeling it was. Throughout the day I could feel her inside me and when I could not hold any longer after about 4 hours or so I came home and released Clairo’s poop. I did not let it go to waste and I finished eating her now warm poop. This was a hot sexy nasty horny all day adventure.

the nazi memes are an obvious joke but she is obviously being viralled and has a major label and it is a fact her dad has connections with the biggest corporations in the US

there have been so many 'okay' song writers through here, and I can't figure out why this one slipped past our delimiting self loathing filter

baka, these next seven years here will be pretty dumb and the previous years will seem less fun

>Basic altnormie art hoes hitting that triplet lord infamous/migos flow
This is fucking embarrassing. Trap is officially, unequivocally the sound of the decade. Three Six offically are the most influential rap group of all time.

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