Character gives CPR

>Character gives CPR
>"BREATHE DAMN YOU BREATH!"

>character gives cpr
>victim has a wet dream

>someone dies
>defibrillator brings them back to life

>character feigns death to get CPR from hot chick

BREATHE YOU FUCKING WHORE

>character rubs the paddles together and shocks the person manually instead of using a modern smart defibrillator that administers shocks automatically with

>watching a movie
>character doesn't have to take a shit ever 30 mins

>scrawny white guy gets ahold of the basketball somehow
>I'VE GOT THE POWER

>Pirate almost drowns
>Captain gives CP ARRRRRR!

>character takes a shit
>doesn't pocket the toilet paper after wiping

>Im sorry, he's dead....

>UH, IN ENGLISH DOC???

>CPR isn't working
>protagonist just starts beating on their chest screaming LIIIIVVVVEEEEEE DAMN YOU!

With what?
Damn it, we're losing him!
*applies lips to mouth*
HUFF HUFF
*pounds chest*
BREATHE DAMN YOU, BREATH
*crying as supporting role chick is on the verge of tears*
*she pulls me away*
"STOP, STOP"
*all crying*

>cpr doesn't revive them
>a tear of true love/friendship drips on the dead guy
>dead guy opens his eyes
>"why are you crying? Did somebody die?"

Bruce Willis did that, once.

fuck your mother

>hero's best friend gets shot down just before the final battle and crashes off screen
>hero defeats villain
>the movie just ends and the best friend never comes back, they just straight fucking died

name 800 times this happened

Is there a single CPR scene where the character doesnt "die" and everyone looks sad and defeated, then 15 seconds later they cough and its all okay

>character uses defibrillator on someone whose drowned
>it brings him back to life and doesn't immediately kill him and everyone around him

One im writing.
;^)

heh

Yeah, the one in the Sandlot

>character types up a document
>doesn't double check to make sure he didn't type or paste "nigger" or "cuck" somewhere
Really brings me out of the movie.

>Character almost drowns
>Makes it to shore
>Does CPR on self
>Lives and gets hired as sexy lifeguard

>character needs CPR
>paramedic gives him ass to mouth

I do that all the time, it's a lifesaving thing to do
t. paramedic

>within ten seconds of CPR they wake up
I liked in Lost how the Charlie scene dragged on and on and really made you think he was dead

>someone starts choking on food
>someone else gives them the hineylick

U gotta go back jamal