How would your parents react if you brought a colombian girl home?

How would your parents react if you brought a colombian girl home?

reminder that Colombian girls are for BLACK men

She'd have to call the SWAT team to raid our house free of cocaine

They would turn the tv off

>mom
at least you have a gf

>dad
pic related

this tbqh

That would be normal in USA

they'd be happy i finally got a gf

They'd be way more surprised about me finally bringing a woman home than about her being colombian

dad would cuck me

Wow user we didn't know you're a lesbian!

what the fuck are you

A real human bean.

why not?my son will be castizo or so

I live in Miami so that's nothing out of the ordinary

Normal.
We're used to having a colombian girl in the family.

My mom would ask; is she pregnant yet?

FEET
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Oh thank God he married a catholic

My parents hate that my girlfriend is orthodox

Thrilled at the prospect of me finding someone, but suspicious that she would be a gold digger.

They would love her

what do you gain from this, fag?

Their reaction would be: holy fuck its about time you brought a woman home

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They believe that I'm gay so I guess that they would be extremely happy

PLEASE BE IN LONDON

shit jawlines

Give me

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im speechless south american girls have the best jawlines

I wouldn't. I prefer actual Spanish women. Give me one of em.

they would be relieved since im not gay and have a gf to possilbly marry and reproduce

>tfw not living up to expactations

T.Ahmed.

not realy actually i am quite german... probably more than you are irish

dunno

Kek. I am fully Gaelic baby.

>How would your parents react if you brought a colombian girl home?
Unironically pic related

Mael mordha irish, sassanch or real Cu Chullain or Maev irsh?

also im so german all my male ancestors i know of have fought in a war germany had.

Aontacht an dhomain is na gCeilteacht

>qt Caribbean girls are reading your shitposts RIGHT NOW

First the Bahamian girl and now this?

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virgin

QT ARUBA GRIL

YOUR ISLAND IS SMALL AND SO MUST YOU BE HNNNGGG

pls no bully!

>how much did you pay for her?

This.

They would be incredibly happy that I'm not gay.

i'd have to keep pictures of her away from my dad to prevent getting wankstains on them

Those who have some Indian features are just lovely

"oh no my son has become a cocaine dealer"

shocked beyond belief, I think they consider me a lost cause

post timestamped tits as proof

How do I overcome my desire for women from Middle East, North Africa, South Asia and Latin America I don't want it to be a fetish I just think they're more attractive

ARUBA JAMAICA OH I WANT TO TAKE YA

mother would start crying from joy and trying to hug her and tell her she would will treat her "like a daughter".
dad would be proud as fuck and probably put his hand on my shoulder and gave her tons of compliments

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Como se llamas las personas mezcla de español con nativo?

Colombia has a lot of beautiful trannys.

You guys are quite autistic

Last names are just epic
Torna atrás!

>no te entiendo

>Tente en el aire! No eres una criatura del señor!

i need to fuck the literal poo out of her

i've never come across a western racist woman

never been to a working class neighborhood?

i live in a working class country cunt