Things unathletic people say that rustle your jimmies

>sportsball
>sports!
>who's winning?
>did you win?

>female friend: i never understood offside, it's so complicated
>me: *explains offside*
>gf: oh i get it now
>next week
>gf: i just don't get offside

>calls uniforms "outfits"

>Ronaldo is cool!

>transitions from "female friend" to "gf"

Wanna know how we know you're lying?

>(x) is cute I wanna see his dick
>I hate wypipo
>this is fun for y’all?
>why did they stop?

I watch the Superbowl for the commercials xD

>unathletic people
that's 99% of Sup Forums

>thinks it's only possible to be in the room with one person at a time
i take it you don't socialize much

10/10 deflection

>watching sports make you athletic
What an American idea

it's called an explanation

Are you black ironically?

>I really like the NFL!
>Oh boy another advert!
>*kneels*

>did you win?

Someone explain what is wrong with this statement, at least they're trying to be involved with you

Haha, good one!

I think this thread deserves more attention.

>did they score a le touchdown XD
>not watching a football game
Every faggot that doesn't watch sports tries to make this dumbass joke.

>gf doesn't watch sports
>will watch hockey with me cause she knows I like it
feels good

Good recovery

>who’s winning

>apologize
>say my name
>now that the dust has settled...
>for me, it's...
>*blocks your path*
>who was in the wrong here?
>what went wrong?

for me, it's for me, it's

>did you see that ludicrous display last night
>what was wenger thinking sending walcott in that early?
>the thing about arsenal is they always try to walk it in
STOP IT I'VE HEARD IT A MILLION TIMES IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE

my older brother who is this fat weeb faggot does the sportsball thing, if I visit home on the weekends (he's 5 years older than me and is unemployed/uneducated and living at home) and I watch a hockey match with my dad he'll invariably need to enter the room to make some condescending "sportsball" rant. like shut the fuck up bro you didn't even graduate high school, you're not some intellectual because you don't like sports

thanks for reading

You should tell him all these things. Maybe you’ll even get him to kill himself

thisplease let him know how stupid he is