Um. what the fuck did just happen?

um. what the fuck did just happen?

Anonymous roleplay and general tomfoolery.

>archive is back

nice, now fuck off.

fuck off shill.

fuck off shill.

Jesus fucking christ you paranoid fuck I hope you're trolling. If not please stop posting anytime newfag shit.

fuck off shill.

>falls for /x/ roleplay autism
>gets called out
>calls others shills

Sup Forums 2016

i said fuck off shills.

What are you even on about m8?

brb dick is on fire

WHAT!! DO YOU HAVE HER?

Why do you first want me to sleep but then post something like this to keep me awake?

Everytime i go to sleep something bad happens. I will not go to sleep this time.

Thanks for ruining my sleep. The thought that my wife has sex with someone else is pure poison for me and kills my soul.
I was literally just going to sleep and then this post appeared.

Go to sleep krautbro, it will all makes sense. Independence will come to you.

Ww3 time? What are you shilling for again and why would it not happen if i cant sleep? Im not even tired.

100% artisanal paranoid delusions and roleplay

Good thing you didnt say anal. That would be the SHOCKER right now..

Something is happening right now.. and im worried what it is..
Theres flashes outside too.

You need to grow up and stop behaving like a fucking man child. Nothing is happening.

Dude. Im not even a DAY old. I have been under mindcontrol since my birth.

No worries, they work for the masketta man

I FEEWL u

I don't have her ;)

Masketta man? Guys, YOU ALL FUCKING KNOW SOMETHING AND AINT TELLING!

Wait WHAT?!??!! WHERE IS SHE???

...

I suggest you go the the nearest mountain next to your house, we need you there.

Why is germany yelling so much

No forests. This is flatland. Plus i gotta stay connected to the internet. Plus my leg is burned. Who needs me?

Mountain*

i know we left the eu but calm down germany im sure itll be fine

/x/ is gay

shhhh...he's watching

He's out, right?

Also >implying i will listen to a random guy on Sup Forums telling me to go to a mountain. I dont even have a car.
WHAT????

Go to the one nearest to your house. It doesn't matter how far. Your answers are there

I cant. My leg is burned. Fuck you.

Do it. Anybody on the mountain is really your assigned

Burn it again

Refer to

DEY TOOKER

Where did you learn to count!?

You'll never find her. Don't even try :^)

BURN IT AGAIN YOU FUCKING IDIOT

Im not even trying anyways. Even if she is right now probably posting on Sup Forums.

She isn't real. Stop and sleep

Nothing in the bin.

Hello Addis Ababa

You are refering to my bin.

The fuck is this? Mentally ill faggot, go slide other boards.

That probably means you got rid of her. Great. Can you leave me in peace now?

>tfw too bitter to feel emotions

Shes probably fine m8.

wtf the german guy that burned his house down WAS 2 YEARS AGO???

I need to get off Sup Forums and get a new job, everything is just moving to fast for me

>/x/
>literally women, roleplayers and retards: the board

Wtf you talking about. It was literally last year in "september"

If you like playing around with time so much which is what you will do after i went to sleep, why dont you just despawn the whole world and put me into a fucking white box.

What the fuck did you retards smoke?

>the german who thinks he got kidnapped by aliens is back

No its just that fuckers like to play around with time. The story where they put me in the bin was september last year. I checked my papers and it says 2014.

Of course i cant do anything about it because no one believes me.

This didnt happen today btw. I checked them a few days ago already and wondered why it says 2014. Good thing i took alot of pics of the same papers that prove they were from 2015.