WHAT HAPPENING

WHAT HAPPENING

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I DON WAN NO TWABBLE.

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UNCLE UNCLE

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this was rated pg 13

you could not remake this movie without ruining it entirely

>WHAR MUH SON?
>OK I DO SHIT PROPAGANDA FILM TO KEEP HIM ARIVE

fucking DROPPED

>he hasn't watched every one of Jackie's chink films

Those "fight" scenes. Just about as real as wrestling. How can anyone look at the fighting in this and be impressed? Shaky cam looks better than this dance routine crap.

Underage detected.

>that roundhouse kick

Kys

wasn't this his irl bodyguard?

That fuckin roundhouse breeze extinguishes the candle flames. Truly Kino and probably really hard to shoot.

Resort to name-calling? Jackie has a degree in performance art. He does not even know real kung-fu. It's all overly choreographed shit. You are the under-age for liking this shit.

No, he's John Cusack's irl bodyguard.

Why does this guy always look like he's been stung by a bee?

>Jackie has a degree in performance art.
Fucking shitty ass b8.

Next you're gonna tell me Lawerence of Arabia is shit because O'Toole wasn't a deep MI6 operative starting rebellions in the 3rd world.

REAVE ME ARONE

Watching Jackie and Sammo fight pirates is the comfiets shit ever

Also

>dat flagpole scene

>film man spinning his leg in the air from an angle where you can't really tell how far away he is
>blow out candles at the same time
>relight candles with a lighter if you fail and try again

I eat banana

GET HIM

knowing the way jackie chan made his movies he probably wouldnt have used a cut without the guy actually extinguishing the candles with his kick

I DON'T WANT NO TRABBLE

I JUST WANT TO SHOW THIS BABY AROUND THIS LADDER AND CHAIR FACTORY

>this was rated pg 13
Wait, so what?

Real talk

Jackie Chan Adventures was a great show growing up

I GOING TO CHURCH

LEAVE ME ALONE!