/dixie/ - Southern US & Friends

no man can eat fifty eggs edition

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/acadiana/

*eats 49 eggs*

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cool hand luke is REQUIRED /dixie/ kino

excellent post

told ya

>being a russian cuck

its just jihadists,gülenists and the odd fucking nuts erdogan supporter.

Appareantly the police had to stop the mob that was trying to lynch him to death

I found a dead sanic while walking my dog today.
A car absolutely flattened it.
I guess mario got his revenge

sonic died a long time ago

Serbian-Dixie solidarity when

>tomorrow the world will know green leader
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the new sonic mania looks like a good nostalgia fix

*Comes back to life*

>siding with commies
kys hırvats are superior
also their women are way more qt

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always
i hope so

just got sonic 1, 2, and 3 on steam

3 is probably my favorite, never managed to beat 1 but ive beated 2 and 3

holy shit he's astoundingly annoying

haven't been to kfc since like 2012

>Hrvatska
>Ever
Only use I have for a sahovnica is playing checkers

I am the only ally dixie needs
all the rests are reduntant
i will destroy them all
dixie only needs western turkey

*steals ur coast*

It's really unbelievable how annoying he is.

I sincerely believe he's insane.

i'm watching you, just so you know

the autists at /tr/ loved this guy
he must be severely autistic

come and get me fucker

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>tfw only been to KFC once

We summoned him, lads.

>tfw no gavur gf from balkanlar

its ok, i liked it when i was a kid, but its greasy as fuck

i sometimes go there since its the only option for me to get fried chicken
not enough popeyes in istanbul

I haven't been to KFC in years. I remember not liking it the last time I went.

Popeyes is better imo

I prefer Popeyes.

too small

I think everyone with working tastebuds prefers popeyes over KFC.
Except for my fat fucking brother ofc

ayyyyy

Düşman

>on top of everything else wrong with him he prefers kfc to popeyes
its like he's a defective human

>those shits
>patriots

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being a fat fuck is bad for your sould and mind desu

okay im making too many spelling mistakes
im going to bed

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They're the only Serbs I have pictures of.
>StefanVladislav.jpg

It was so long ago I don't even remember the taste.
>Norway has neither Popeyes nor KFC
third world as fuck

even ankara has popeyes in like every other fucking corner wtf Norge????

stefan vladislav openly called the pope and the curia a bunch of stray dogs

He was right then and he'd be right now.

yeah serbian rulers tended to be absolute edgemasters

emperor stephen dušan wrote to the pope that he "in vulvam materinam itinerare potuit" (can go to his mother's pussy, a common Serbian swear)

There are only like 6 foreign fast food chains here lel

Hey, do Serbs hate Bill Clinton as much as I imagine they do?
If so, direct your hate to the Arkansans in the thread.

we even have german fasts food
i think the only one missing is five guys and nandos

you have no power here georgian

generally he is hated more than hitler and any ottoman sultan, but our revenge shall come, it always does

I am p sure there's a Moe's in Istanbul.
If so, go try it one day.

>That depends on what your definition of the word is is.

How does this make you feel?

it is
as much as i know its ungodly expensive

his shenanigans in arkansas are less known

his brother for example was the biggest coke dealer in the state during his governorship, he cut it out before the presidential run

I think it's just a hard market to get into, people are skeptic towards foreign things and it's very much frowned upon to eat that kinda food a lot.
As an example of this skepticism, Lidl went bankrupt in Norway, lel
>but also northernmost 7/11 in the world

Free Kosovo
Free vojvodina

>but our revenge shall come, it always does
when we liberated kosovo the last time 3 albanian tribes went out of existance

free kurdistan
free constantinople

>konstantiniye
i dont care what happens in that desolate wasteland called anatolia
if anything i hope we will push all the kurds to kurdistan and never deal with them ever again

>He is hated more than any ottoman sultan
Good. I don't like him either.

One person he had a relationship with was arrested for drug trafficking and received a presidential pardon. I can't remember who exactly though.
He used to run coke through Mena, Arkansas IIRC.

B A D

Weird, it's like $7-10 for a full meal here.

>Free Vojvodina
pic related

I hope to live in a world where its only city states with a couple of towns per city

I've grown up in the South with like 35% native blood, and I've got to say. I don't understand why people like blondes so much, it looks unnatural. Am I alone on this?

any foreign food chain here costs alot of money
a shitty big mac menu is like 22 liras

yeah that's where ol bill's family is from, Mena

when you consider that the coke was from Colombia and involved the CIA, the body count surrounding the clintons starts to make since

i dont like blondes that much either.
Especially the ones with very bright hair

Yeah, fuck McDonald's

Yeah, fuck the Clintons and CIA.
(Especially Hillary, bitch is like Bill with literally no charisma)

It only looks unnatural if you're brown, chief.

I love him, lads.

this is the ideal man

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>Yfw all the Conways are just Bill Clinton playing with autismflags

>Bill will never bend me over the resolute desk and take my anal virginity
Why should I go on?

How can I be Bill Clinton if I did not sleep with that woman?

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this is the most disgusting thing you will ever watch

You clearly haven't seen the video of him eating two jars of nacho cheese without using untensils or his hand

It was kinda weird, but not directly disgusting.
Trust me, I happen to be an expert on the matter.

first for /brit/

Wokest: there are multiple Bill Clintons.

>never played morrowind before
>decided to give it a chance
>ugly graphics but I've seen worse, intro looked kinda good
>got to the part where you picked up a dagger and swung it around
>right clicked it and it swung fine
>held right click because it mentioned how it takes more fatigue
>CTD

you can't prove that

>pls dont tell my wife she'll kill me if she finds out i browse Sup Forums

Really wish hollyjew could pull off a convincing southern accent.

*tears down your statue*
Finally, I can sleep at night

>never played morrowind before
Take a walk yank scum

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likewise yankee

>deep south on the wrong side of history. Again
*yawn*

it's a little late to be walking out plus I'm in Macon so I'll probably get jumped

>wrong side of history

People who reply to baiters are just as bad.

>shook over a redguard
Do you even have any septims to steal

frick u

Hope it gets torn down by antifa and BLM.

Would just cost taxpayer money to get put back up.

I hope it gets torn down and melted down by antifa and BLM.

Also I hope the "people" of Alabama are taxed to death.

I unironically hope cops just start shooting the next time antifa and BLM start protesting.

mind your manners

>people are STILL replying to bait
protip: they won't say dumb shit if no one acknowledges them

This has been proven wrong for years now. Just enjoy the thread moving faster than normal.

slow but comfy is 20x better than fast but shit

If any of you Texans that post sometimes happen to be where the hurricane is gonna strike, stay safe.

Ha ha dick see

>Texas
lmao

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