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SEA:Doug Baldwin held out to start the week
FA:Bucs part ways with DE Jacquies Smith
NE:Gronk (questionable, thigh) traveling for TNF
OAK:Michael Crabtree (chest) returns to practice
GB:Jamaal Williams a full participant Wednesday
GB:Davante Adams cleared for limited practice
TEN:Mariota (hamstring) 'limited' on Wednesday
NE:Rex Burkhead (ribs) officially out for TNF
IND:Luck says he'll definitely play this year
SEA:Rawls, Lacy will 'take the load' for Seahawks
PHI:Wendell Smallwood (knee) DNP on Wednesday
OAK:Raiders optimistic Crabtree will play vs. BAL

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Chiefs

muh statistical power rankings

1. Kansas City Chiefs
2. Buffalo Bills
3. Atlanta Falcons
4. Detroit Lions
5. Carolina Panthers
6. Denver Broncos
7. Green Bay Packers
8. Pittsburgh Steelers
9. Washington Redskins
10. Los Angeles Rams
11. Minnesota Vikings
12. Philadelphia Eagles
13. New England Patriots
14. New Orleans Saints
15. Jacksonville Jaguars
16. Oakland Raiders
17. Houston Texans
18. New York Jets
19. Tennessee Titans
20. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
21. Dallas Cowboys
22. Chicago Bears
23. Seattle Seahawks
24. Arizona Cardinals
25. Baltimore Ravens
26. Cincinnati Bengals
27. Miami Dolphins
28. Indianapolis Colts
29. Los Angeles Chargers
30. New York Giants
31. San Francisco 49ers
32. Cleveland Browns

Holding. Offense number 65. 10 yard penalty. Repeat second down.

OJ didnt do it.

>mfw the QB dark age is upon us and any team without a franchise QB going into the foreseeable future is fucked
>Big Ben is broken as fuck and probably making plans to have one last ride in Arizona
>Eli fell off the cliff
>Rivers is planning on leaving soon Chargers suck anyway poor Phil
>Tom Brady can only fight off age for so long plus Madden Curse which he has acknowledged and is actively trying to break
>Carson Palmer is falling apart

I WANT FOOTBALL TO BE ON NOW

Why didnt Sneak release his week 5 power rankings?

>9. Washington Redskins
>12. Philadelphia Eagles

DIDACHUK?
DIDACHUM??

he let go when the defender turned to run, refs usually let that go
if you call that, you're calling holding on every play

SOS SOV
0.375 0.167
0.750 0.625

top is iggles

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>SOS over an actual head-to-head game
ok then

WE DEM BOYS

I don't know why anybody thinks tomorrow's game is going to be close. We've lost our last 4 Thursday night games by an average of like 20 points.

Enjoy your Casslel

if you can find me a database with head to head results I'll gladly include them

Because it would be funny if the pats lose on primetime again

T-Thanks

Leave the Kan'tsas Shitty Queefs to me.

>that top 5

Why does this black QB look so much more promising than my black QB?

like nfl.com? i'm a little confused. the eagles and redskins played week 1, you know that right?

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Because your black QB stole fucking crab legs and that black QB gave his first paycheck to team employee chefs that lost their homes in the hurricane.

Is Joe Flacco still elite?

database mah dude

Quit bitching. Jameis will be great, and Watson is just a flash in the pan

nfl.com/scores

Wtf. I like the Chefs now

He plays in Houston. There is some magic in that land that buffs black QBs.

Guys is it politically incorrect to point out women don't play football?

Asking for a friend

Crab leg thief detected.

he never was, user.
He was lent meme power by a former poster on this site. when JFBF ascended to godhood he took flaccos's abilities with him

Made that one myself freindo

I mean I'm sure Jameis would have done a lot for Irma relief efforts if it had actually caused damage in this area.

ya dude, copy and paste that into a spreadsheet and let me know

mind if i save it.

Good oc broheim

And I'm sure Watson would have stolen crab legs if he went to Costco.

Not at all, I got really into Chiefs memin' last season.I ran a normie book page about them before I got too busy with work and shit.

>Another crab legs joke

I bet you call everyone you meet named Jake "from state farm"

I don't place the teams, rankings are based on W/L, PD, SOS, SOV

week 4 is too little data for clear results, but it's interesting to see where the teams stack with those metrics

I hope you didn't make that pic, it's pretty bad

Thanks senpai

>tfw name is mike
wednesdays are HELL

>want to go to the game tomorrow
>cheapest tickets are $180

I used to be able to get Bucs tickets for $35

who did the chiefs lose to in the playoffs last year?

The Detroit Lions

One of my buddies made that one, but I love No Limit Records style album cover for m'bitch choker.

Hey guys, why do we call Alex Smith Smeth?

The fucking Stoolers off some bullshit hold

Don't tickets get cheaper as the game gets closer?

>implying these are bucs tickets

The pats are in town and after they blow out the bucs your teams tickets will go back to regular price

Because he's ELITE

Guys I'm posting outside of gamethreads again, help

wait for diff opponent

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Comfy thread though, who's your team buddy?

Man I love this old man chiefs fan with the camera. Good reaction image.

I miss healthy Charles so much.

remember when people picked the raiders and cowboys for the superbowl?

kek

That vid/pic is just the best. You know that dude saved up and this was a big moment for him and he's using the digital camera Gary got him last Christmas after Joanne fell ill.

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life is so much simpler in a fly over state

Me too, I hate how we just run our backs into the ground and destroy their bodies. Stay strong Kareem Dream.

uh oh

>mfw

well, kneel narrative changed that
now its trendi toward
black panthers vs white men
again

So Pats/Panthers?

Go on...

This webm makes football seem really dumb.

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We weren't ready week 1 but I'm not going to take anything away from you. Let's see where each other's teams are at when we meet next.

Damn, Smith looks like THAT?!

>this is considered hot in Missouri
yikes

Nth for being the only actual Panthers fan on this board in a sea of assholes pretending to be just to troll

>Clots
>Rasm
>Jasg
Is that really the best you can do? Change around letters?

Did Cam single handily save us all from protest discussions now that he has the blacks and women at war?

Are the Chiefs moving to Ireland?

Is $cam /ourguy/?

where's the ass?

Only the best for Aaron

>fuckin' women talking about routes

hopefully. or we're going to have even more politics incessantly shoved down our throat only about muh sexism instead of muh racism this timw

wtf I love Cam now.

>W/L

Do the "Strength Of" stats actually take precedent over Win-Loss? Is that why a 2-win team is ranked above a 3-win?

This algorithm is shit, user.

Panthers have been damage control for weeks now.

We'll drag the NFL back to sanity single handily if we have to

Nevermind, I have not want for a Stacy No-Ass

The panthers are now Sup Forums's team

football is back and Im just falling alseep during the games. not even watching them. just have them on for half an hour and pass out. or start flipping the channels around.
the whole nigger kneel thing really got to me.
can still watch NCAA football though.

hypothetical, let's say a team is 4-0 and has only beaten winless teams, is that team better than a 2-2 team who has only played undefeated teams ?

Not too late to jump on that Kansas City bandwagon. My WR was at one point /ourguy/

No. Since the 2-2 team has 2 wins, those teams are no longer undefeated. It boils down to a win being a win regardless of who it is from.

Is $cam, dare I say it, /our guy/?

typical yogurt eating nigger with a dumb grin talking shit to a woman. Fucking disgusting ass nigger.

that is called standings..not a power ranking..dipshit

Yes if we're basing it on performance to that point.

If in 4 weeks that same team is now 4-4 and there's a team that is 7-1, that 7-win team is considered better now.

Static opinions, user.