For the eighth time, can I have one fucking scallops, and a fucking beautifully cooked capellini?

For the eighth time, can I have one fucking scallops, and a fucking beautifully cooked capellini?

YES CHEF

YES CHEF, ONE RISOTTO AND THREE ONION SOUPS COMING RIGHT UP

I'm sorry chef what did you need chef?

CHEF, I NEED 12 MINUTES ON THE CAPELLINI.

here's your hogget flavour chef

OH C'MON!

CHEF, CAPELLINI BEHIND YOU.

Is that cooked? Looks undercooked, is it cooked?

Ok chef scallops are ready.

you might want to check the bin....or you could check this dubs chef

checked and CHECKED, hot damn

HOW MUCH IS IN THE BiN?

LOOK!

LOoOK!!!

WHAT THE *FUCK* IS THIS??!!

YES CHEF, EIGHT BEAUTIFUL SCALLOPS FUCKING AND A CAPEING COOKELLINI

What is Gordon Ramsey's favourite animated film?

IT FOOKIN' FROZEN!

>fookin

he doesn't have a northern accent
are you deaf?

stop being a tosser ya fookin' cunt

What direction is Scotland?

C'MERE YOU

No one means Scottish when they say northern, they mean northern English

And despite being Scottish he has a southern English accent

YOU, YOU AND YOU FUCK OFF

East

>friend was a cook at some new jersey shithole
>gordon is called in and gets in my friends face
>friend is 20 years old, 6 foot 5 inchess, 240 pounds of muscle
>gordon tries to call my friend a shit faced dog monkey or something along those lines because my friend microwaved some soup
>friend explains that the owner forces them to do things that way
>gordon continues insulting friend
>friend picks up gordon like a baby and carries him out of the kitchen so he can get back to work
>friend cut from the entire episode because there was no way to edit the footage that would make gordon look heroic

Tell us the story about how your dad works at Blizzard.

>things that never happened

my dad was a gas station attendant who died after a bunch of niggers tried to drive off with the hose still in their gas tanks and when the owner tried to shoot the driver he hit my dad instead and threatened to shoot my mom dead if she ever sued him over it

your dad went out like a punk bitch

Fucking DONKEY

'Northern' refers to north England, not Scotland.