For the eighth time, can I have one fucking scallops, and a fucking beautifully cooked capellini?
For the eighth time, can I have one fucking scallops, and a fucking beautifully cooked capellini?
YES CHEF
YES CHEF, ONE RISOTTO AND THREE ONION SOUPS COMING RIGHT UP
I'm sorry chef what did you need chef?
CHEF, I NEED 12 MINUTES ON THE CAPELLINI.
here's your hogget flavour chef
OH C'MON!
CHEF, CAPELLINI BEHIND YOU.
Is that cooked? Looks undercooked, is it cooked?
Ok chef scallops are ready.
you might want to check the bin....or you could check this dubs chef
checked and CHECKED, hot damn
HOW MUCH IS IN THE BiN?
LOOK!
LOoOK!!!
WHAT THE *FUCK* IS THIS??!!
YES CHEF, EIGHT BEAUTIFUL SCALLOPS FUCKING AND A CAPEING COOKELLINI
What is Gordon Ramsey's favourite animated film?
IT FOOKIN' FROZEN!
>fookin
he doesn't have a northern accent
are you deaf?
stop being a tosser ya fookin' cunt
What direction is Scotland?
C'MERE YOU
No one means Scottish when they say northern, they mean northern English
And despite being Scottish he has a southern English accent
YOU, YOU AND YOU FUCK OFF
East
>friend was a cook at some new jersey shithole
>gordon is called in and gets in my friends face
>friend is 20 years old, 6 foot 5 inchess, 240 pounds of muscle
>gordon tries to call my friend a shit faced dog monkey or something along those lines because my friend microwaved some soup
>friend explains that the owner forces them to do things that way
>gordon continues insulting friend
>friend picks up gordon like a baby and carries him out of the kitchen so he can get back to work
>friend cut from the entire episode because there was no way to edit the footage that would make gordon look heroic
Tell us the story about how your dad works at Blizzard.
>things that never happened
my dad was a gas station attendant who died after a bunch of niggers tried to drive off with the hose still in their gas tanks and when the owner tried to shoot the driver he hit my dad instead and threatened to shoot my mom dead if she ever sued him over it
your dad went out like a punk bitch
Fucking DONKEY
'Northern' refers to north England, not Scotland.