Are there any other movies as hilariously bad as this one? I have some spare time and want to watch some trashkino

Are there any other movies as hilariously bad as this one? I have some spare time and want to watch some trashkino

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Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
Suicide Squad
Wonder Woman
Justice League
Untitled Batman movie
The Flash
Cyborg
Untitled Superman Reboot

carnosaur saga
fantastic four 1994

An American Carol

And I am conservative!

Miami connection

wow I'm glad you said that because we were all wondering

Birdemic

oof, i remember that one. what the hell were they thinking

came in here to post this. is the sequel any good, or is it ruined by the fact that the director is now aware he's a meme

Gotta go with Manos the Hands of Fate as most entertainingly bad. But there are tons that are just plain bad.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_considered_the_worst

Personal most hated are Battlefied Earth and Highlander 2, both fucking brutal to get through.

Watch Neil Breen's movies, he makes Tommy look almost competent.

>t. MCUck

i don't get the love for manos. it's just bad boring bad, even with robots making jokes through it i still hate it

From what I've gathered, the sequel is way too self-aware resulting in the movie just being boring and not entertaining in the same way as the original.
I suggest watching the MST3K episode of Manos instead of the movie itself. Manos would be WAY too boring without commentary.

this. neil breen is the closest thing to another tommy wiseau we'll ever get, and the best thing is that he's not a one hit wonder who became self-aware too soon like tommy, neil is cranking out films one after the other

Speaking of which, is Pass Thru out yet?

Samurai Cop is quality shitkino

The Amazing Bulk. It's a Hulk rip off, all the sets are poorly green screened, and the Bulk looks fucking awful.

>The amazing bulk

Suicide Squad was legit Wiseu-tier laughable

Things

The Happening

Some people say Showgirls, but I legit love the fucking movie. I think people don't get paul verhoeven's humor. Watch Total Recall, Starship Troopers and then Showgirls.

However, some people think its dumb as all hell and it was "The Room" of the 90's. That it's flay, boring and unbelieveable. The budget, which was fairly high, makes some scenes really over the top. There's sex and crass dialogue. Its one movie where I think people legit don't get it. It IS a satire and IS meant to be a dark comedy.

Check it out, see for yourself.

Say no more:

fateful findings

this

It was boring garbage.

Miami connection is one of the only that comes close. People say Asylum shit like Birdemic, but there's no passion behind them and they're too self aware.

I agree with you user, I like sitting back and watching this for what it is and it's kind of just a funny bonus to keep in mind all of the stuff that happened to people associated with this film afterwards.

I love it too. The sequel IS shit though.

Neil breen movies-all of them
Samurai cop also.

Arrival

Scarecrow (2002)

Fire, Ice & Dynamite
Unexpected bullshit with Roger Moore becoming an hero at the begining of the movie, and some subtle advertising

Any movie Seagal produced in the last 10 years

THINGS

Also, "Dark Angel" from 1990.

Troll 2.

Last Airbender
youtube.com/watch?v=t_WkjJfR6zM

to catch a yeti starring meatloaf as big jake grissly. saw it years ago and wasn't aware there was a rifftrax. jebus christ that thing is terrifying

I'm really fond of Turkish Star Wars, if you can find a subbed version, give it a try. It's quite the experience.

I also heartily recommand Blood Freak, Robo-Vampire, Crocodile Fury, hard ticket to hawaii, Hell of the Living Dead...

>Cyborg

Holy fuck that one was a classic.
Completely forgot it ever existed.

Go with this one!

The Happening
The Wicker Man (remake)
Samurai Cop

>IN THE RUINS, OF THE SOVIET UNION...

I like the seppuku crew but it basically felt like a 2 hours trailer
(Cool action scenes with good music) and that's it

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Troll 2 - some of the worst acting I've ever seen.
Garbage Pail Kids

Agreed

Best line in The Room?

everything made by Cannon Films

I will destroy this planet.

Bit much.
SotM is genuinely repellent.

my favourite is when the kid calls him tommy at the end and they, for some reason, kept it in the final product
barring that:
>"I'm gonna do what I want to do and thats it"
>"...what do you think I should do"

Plan Bee
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Fateful Findings

>watching Neil Breen Movie
>HORRIBLE
>milf in movie has nice tits
>friends and i debate whether they are real or not
>look her up on facebook, find her, ask her via messenger
>she responds, says she laughs about being in that movie
>tits were fake

Hercules in New York for some comfy Schwarzenegger accent kino

pure kino

that story's inspirational

What did you think of his ballsack though?

The Bye Bye Man

>Now I'm telling you son of a bitches...

Kyle MacLachlan seems like he was the only actor who was actually in on the joke.

Basically, if Robocop, Starship Troopers, and Total Recall were deconstructionist, reductio ad absurdum piss-takes on the american action movie, Showgirls was an even more viciously cynical evisceration of the classic 90's "Oscar Bait" drama.

It was and still is, to movies like Casino, Sleepless In Seattle, and the like, what Robocop was to 80's Sylvester Stallone vehicles.

The fact that based Verhoeven was able to somehow convince poor Elizabeth Berkley that getting fingered by Gina Gershon on camera was her ticket to being the next Meryl Streep or Kim Basinger makes the onion layers of irony and scathing critique of the Hollywood machine that much more complex.

It's not a "so bad it's good" film like The Room, Troll 2, or From Justin to Kelly. It is, like Freddy Got Fingered, a postmodern masterpiece of art filmmaking that hit its mark so perfectly that most critics STILL don't "get" it.

I kinda agree with you user, in that there was dark comedy that never gets mentioned, also it wasn't absolutely disgusting as I've heard people calling it and I got through the whole movie in one sitting (it had plenty of hot bitches which is always a nice touch) but it's not a good movie mainly because of godawful acting and everything happens either super fast or super slow and some shit is left unexplained just because.

A fun watch for sure completely reccomended to other anons

Samurai Cop
Birdemic

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A netflix movie called "Zoombies"

Watch every film Neil Breen has made.

>Roger Moore gets top billing
Isn't he in this for like 5 minutes?

How was the sequel?

That's fine. You can not like things.

He doesn't call him Tommy in the end

Way to fill up 10 lines with a few sentences, you pretentious faggot.

Showgirls 2 is intentionally bad though so it's not funny. It's better when they try to make a serious movie and it turns out bad.

Anything by Ed Wood.

probably real

birdemic sucks a fat one as far as trashkino goes

samurai cop is alright though

>The Room bad

good one

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Braindead, Hercules in New York, me and Mac, masters of the universe, she woke up pregnant (this one is my personal favorite, I watched it with my mother and she almost dies)

Fantastic 4 (2015)

The Octagon with Chuck Norris is consistently funny. The whole movie is narrated by his internal monologue, but it's so echoey that you can't tell what the fuck he's thinking.

>It's not a "so bad it's good" film like The Room, Troll 2, or From Justin to Kelly. It is, like Freddy Got Fingered, a postmodern masterpiece of art filmmaking that hit its mark so perfectly that most critics STILL don't "get" it.

It really was the original "The Room" with midnight showings and just being so critically panned. It still has a reputation for one of the worst movies ever made. Lots and lots of people watch it thinking it's going to be atrociously bad. It has more razzies than any other movie. Not sure if BvS is on track to beat it.

I think critics just don't get dry humor. Like Mystery Men is a movie that gets shit on, but it's deadpan and dark and the tone just doesn't work for people. They think something is missing or the movie is trying to be earnest.

>In a world of choices, for one man there is no choice
Who the fuck came up with this tag line?

It is if you like spending thirty USD for a cracked jewel case and DVD-R by Breen himself

youtube.com/watch?v=nN4aXtJvtbI

>Toos cahmpany but threece a crowwd

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Over the Top
Little Hercules
American Ninja 2
Highlander: The Source
Lots of Seagal movies are good but avoid the newer stuff, most of them he's barely in. I'm personally a big fan of Fire Down Below and Exit Wounds

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Rubber (2010)
Hobo with a Shotgun (2011)
Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky (1991)
Troll 2 (1990)

youtube.com/watch?v=BXca-Gwkhcs

only know about this cause of a friend who bought it on DVD

20:18 is the worst scene ever

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>The Wicker Man (remake)
I watched all of that garbage, only to find out that the version I watched had the infamous BEEEES scene cut out. It's honestly better to just watch that scene on Youtube because the movie is just boring until near the end.

>"Dark Angel" from 1990.
>as bad as The Room

Fuck. You.

The chicken impersonation always gets me

Hi Mark!

anything other than
>'your tearing me apart lisa!'

The Wickerman remake with Nicholas Cage in it. It is god damn hilarious!

>Everybody betray me, I fed up wid this wurrld!!

The argentinian version of Before Midnight, Un Buen Dia:

youtu.be/v_zqy_hWg10 (includes English subs)

Fun fact: the main actress's voice acting was so bad that they just hired another actress to dub her lines in post production.
Fun fact 2: said actress is now Al Pacino's wife.

Little Marines is Pure Kino of you can find a copy.