/mlb/ general - ALL ABOARD edition

NYY: Gray will start game one for Yanks in ALDS
COL: Parra bats sixth for Rockies in NL WC Game
ARZ: David Peralta (neck) leading off in WC Game
TEX: Rangers could try Matt Bush as starter in '18
ARZ: Sherfy (triceps) on D'Backs WC Game roster
CHC: Arrieta (hamstring) lined up for NLDS Game 4
CHC: Hendricks to start Game 1 of NLDS for Cubs
TEX: Texas releases retired slugger Prince Fielder
TEX: Rangers pick up 2019 option on Jeff Banister
WAS: Scherzer (hamstring) not throwing off mound
INT: Otani works two-hit shutout in last NPB start
STL: Adam Wainwright has surgery on right elbow

You just know that Lamb is going to be that guy that pretty much singlehandedly rapes the Doyers

first for my filthy, infected wild card penis

>NL pitching

hold the fucking L babby leaguers

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Fuck all of you faggots. We were never supposed to do anything this season, but we proved all of you wrong. You can't even make fun of us without running the risk of looking like a foolish jackass. We will come back harder next season, and you'll regret making fun of us. Faggots. Rocktober is coming bitches, and all you can do is watch.

Give me the quick rundown on Anthony Recker.

>tfw too smart to follow my own standards

Is Anthony Recker a spic?

Daily reminder that the Rockies willingly placed their entire 2017 season in the hands of Jon Gray by starting him in the 2017 NL Wild Card game.

w-we could beat the dbacks, r-right bros...?

Mets desu senpai

sneks gonna beat the dudders. everybody other than dudders fans know this.

surprise, surprise peep from any rockies fans. fucking typical, back to kneel ball you faggot band wagoners

If Snakes take one in LA, they got it

Great game, both teams

good luck getting any pitcher in FA. the pebbles are paper tigers, they wont sniff the playoffs next year

can you post template

user, this homework was due yesterday afternoon

>The Rockies willingly put the fate of their entire season in the hands of Jon Gray in the 2017 NL Wild Card Game.

Reminder

sorry bb please forgive :3

just save it and paste your reactions over it

That was a fucking baseball game.

snek court is now in session

G O
S N E K

at this point you can saw this about all 4 wild card starters lmao

You're fat.

lol

lol

lol i'm getting a dbacks v cle WS and more calzones than were probably consumed during all 6 seasons of the cast of the Sopranos and you get nothing.

The Sneks need your help defeating the Dodgers in the playoffs! Type S for Sneks to ensure a Sneks Surge.

You're fat.

>Thinking the Dbags can even win a game against the Dodgers

Wooooooo that's a good one.

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>NL pitchers even give up hits to NL pitchers

b a b b y

Clayton Kershaw will _____ the Arizona Diamondbacks in the 2017 NLDS

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do for the better with the win in that for game 7 with clutch and not pitching.

What should the Dodgers do with their bye week?

GIVE THE DIAMONDBACKS YOUR ENERGY

MARINERS!

embarrass himself facing

Who /sneks/ here?

Who would you rather have the Dodgers face in the NLCS? Cubs or Nationals?

I hope the Nats pull it out because we own them (as evidenced by the raping of them in last years NLDS) but the Cubs would be better for revenge for winning by umpball

you're delusional the dbacks are gonna stomp the dudders

t. outside observer

Don't count your eggs before they hatch.

the dodgers are not even the favorites in their nlds matchup lmao

Eat shit and die Rockies

Can i just be /Taijuan and Ketel/?

O RLY? Because Bovada disagrees with you

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Your support is gladly appreciated. Fuck the Dodgers

>Kershaw chokes
>Again
>Must be umpball

Most Dodger fans on r/dodgers have already penciled the Dodgers into the NLCS

So who's a more entertaining matchup: Washington or Chicago?

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Trolleys kill Snakes

So Dodgers > Diamondbacks. Hey whats with Rockies faggots cheering for the DBags after they eliminated you? Are you faggots cucks? We're going to avenge you in 3 games

lol

Where's your collage that you said you were going to put together, DG?

well /mlb/ its been a pleasure posting with you all unless your a dodgers fan. We'll be back one of these days

Oh so when the ump called AGon out when he was safe at home, what was that? Not umpball? Also many of the Dodgers were """"struck out"""" on really wide zones for Cubs pitchers. A lot of umpiring inconsistencies against the Dodgers over the years

Its our year

Fuck off DG

speaking as a dodgers fan, you got on my nerves
would have rather you beat the dbacks tho, RIP

It appears the angry Dodgers fan is upset with other teams winning.

Dodger fans dont understand winning in October

Except, you know, raping the Nationals last year or the Braves in 2013, or the Cardinals in 2009 or Cubs in 2008

Every day, history gets a little closer.

Yes, no team has ever failed to win the pennant 11 postseason appearances in a row. That would be history.

Washington v. Dbacks

remember when the doyers started greinke and kershaw 4 times in a series against the mest and lost?

so who are we facing in the NLCS?

So apparently Taijuan Walker is going to pitch game 1 and Robbie Ray game 2

Holy shit the DBacks are retarded. Good luck beating Kershaw and Darvish

The Dodgers choke in the playoffs
>4.55

forgot about those desu
congrats on the rings and pennants

>Good luck beating Kershaw

Press F to convert Dinger to Fossil Fuel

Dodgers will lose the world series, snakes pitching is a fucking disaster and cubs barely could pull it together last year despite having one of the best teams ever, don't even need to mention the walgreens. My guess is the Astros win it because the indians will pull a 2016 cowboys and go 1 and done

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Every night, the skies seem a little bluer.

Rich Hill pitches Game 2.

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>protestegg referencing
kys

There was a game tonight? Man, wasn't sure how the playoff format worked considering we hadn't been there for quite a few years. Thought we already made the NLCS, my bad.

yes

that means darvish gets to close the series.

Is this now a DG general?

glad I can still cause massive butthurt to you from beyond the grave

it always is

With an L. Your 2017 NL Western Champion _L_ A Dodgers

We can't stop them bros

Every post, the legend grows a little larger.

Whenever he is off his meds.

Bros.....

It's not fair to the other teams that the Dodgers get a bye week in the playoffs.

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They laughed at Seager when he first stepped into the box, his nervous green eyes flashing before the 50,000 at Dodgers Stadium that eve.

lel yeah man, just look at all those rapes

you definitely deserve at least 4 trophies for all those rapes

A triple falseflag is when a mets fan makes a post pretending to be DG. Thus one here: ... ..But in that false DG post, the poster makes it seem as if DG is pretending to be a giants fan at an attempt to deflect from the humiliation being endured to somehow make this about DG. A trip which I have not used for 9 months.
It was explained here by me. It's fucking cerebral.

I'm so happy the BLMtimore Whorioles didn't make the playoffs. That hellhole of a city needs gassed.