Black guy is the heavy weapons guy

>black guy is the heavy weapons guy

>Black
That's a tan asian, you dip.

>asian is the techie/martial arts expert

>guy with glasses is the hacker

>nerdy white guy is the hacker

Alternatively

>smart black man is the hacker

stereotypical scotsman is the explosives expert

Checks out

>big bald white guy carries a canon around

>qt brunette britbong is the lead star wars guy

>last minute reshoots change him into a black guy

Seriously though, it's the smallest and most passive guy in the squad who ends up carrying the heaviest shit

>Hot blonde is the hacker

>woman is the hacker

>Evil looking Brit guy is the main evil guy .

...

>vaguely chink guy is his main henchman

>Russian guy is heavy weapons guy

>russian guy has killed chechen civillians

>Russian guy is really hardcore and intimidating

forgot to add
>and it's the best thing ever

>Italian guy is a womanizer

>english guy is the sniper
>black guy is weird and takes trophies

No.

>jap guy is quiet and reserved
>he always has a sword

>mexican guy is the fwildcard

>arab guy calls everyone my friend

>Nigger is the 'ruin western society' guy

Death to you my friend!

>american guy is the leader

>non mexican latino guy was a socialist guerilla

>the girl is a double agent

>strayan guy is foul mouthed and has a weirdly quirky gun

>Asian women is badguys assistant.

>they wear fetish asian clothes and are twins

>short guy is the wisecracker

>american guy is black

The heavy weapons guy in both Aliens and Predator is white. Those two are the archetypal military squad movies for the modern era that everyone else copied.

>scandi guy is a psychopath

>the old guy dies

Wildcard bitches

>the girl is tough as nails and doesn't fuck

There's an ugly fat girl desperately trying to claw her way out of this sexy bitch

Mark my words, keep an eye on her in the next few years, she's gonna become a fatty

>the black guy is angry all the time

>french/generally european guy is a the espionage master

>dog flies a Frisbee

>the only girl is the sniper

Black guy is the "Designated Bunny Pounder".

Sauce on this shit this looks fun as fuck.

>the eastern european guy is either very robotic and physically fit or an insightful drunk

This goes into the pile of evidence I've been accruing over the years that supports my thesis that most non-asian people have no idea what asian people look like.

>they aren't all white and only vary in character and background not in appearances/race/sex/memes

Not a good sign.

>if he's not russian he hates russians

This is pretty accurate tho

>female cop beats guys when sparring

>she either shoots or fucks him later

>black guy is the bull

God she looks good.

This goes into the pile of evidence I've been accruing over the years that supports my thesis that you're blind.

>the girl wields a bow and arrow

>50 Cent is the hacker

>guy with a mask is a big guy

>guy wearing a belt is the CIA man

>super Mario brothers
>their last name is Mario

>pyromaniac with an unknown past

Studios determine how much weight an actor gains or loses these days

latrine!!

>Irish guy is former IRA demolitions expert

Top Secret!

ayy

>The slavs are the bad guys
>a woman is distracting the enemies

keked way harder then i should have

almost is if they portray the hacker as smart

huh

kek

>marksman is a hardy bushman

Sorry but that's top secret.

>French guy is a spy

>Guy in the fur suit is a cat

>bunny is a CUTE

>German is Nazi scientist

>doctor is an unstable german

White man is the leader of the group.

>German's evil masterplan fails due to autism.

>Mexican is either Diego Luna or Gael Garcia

>The main character is white
>The black guy is the main character's best friend
>The black guy comes and helps out the main character in a sticky situation
>The black guy then dies

fuck off chink

boardwalk empire
that brad pitt one

>scout is a scrawny loudmouth from Boston

>Kaiju destroys the city

>devout hijab-wearing Muslim girl is the hacker

It's from a movie called Top Secret. If you enjoy slap stick movies, go for it, I laughed my ass off back then.

Val Kilmers first role....

Anguirus is the broest of bro-tier monsters and anyone that disagrees can get the fuck out of my face

kill meeeeee

>the villain is a white guy
>the leader of the good guys is black

>cute bunny girl will never love me back

Look, if there's a hacker, he or she will have a gender or ethnicity.

Is there any permutation that you won't bitch about?

name 7 films where that happened

JDIMSA

>white woman wants the BBC
Every time, just like real life