>black guy is the heavy weapons guy
Black guy is the heavy weapons guy
>Black
That's a tan asian, you dip.
>asian is the techie/martial arts expert
>guy with glasses is the hacker
>nerdy white guy is the hacker
Alternatively
>smart black man is the hacker
stereotypical scotsman is the explosives expert
Checks out
>big bald white guy carries a canon around
>qt brunette britbong is the lead star wars guy
>last minute reshoots change him into a black guy
Seriously though, it's the smallest and most passive guy in the squad who ends up carrying the heaviest shit
>Hot blonde is the hacker
>woman is the hacker
>Evil looking Brit guy is the main evil guy .
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>vaguely chink guy is his main henchman
>Russian guy is heavy weapons guy
>russian guy has killed chechen civillians
>Russian guy is really hardcore and intimidating
forgot to add
>and it's the best thing ever
>Italian guy is a womanizer
>english guy is the sniper
>black guy is weird and takes trophies
No.
>jap guy is quiet and reserved
>he always has a sword
>mexican guy is the fwildcard
>arab guy calls everyone my friend
>Nigger is the 'ruin western society' guy
Death to you my friend!
>american guy is the leader
>non mexican latino guy was a socialist guerilla
>the girl is a double agent
>strayan guy is foul mouthed and has a weirdly quirky gun
>Asian women is badguys assistant.
>they wear fetish asian clothes and are twins
>short guy is the wisecracker
>american guy is black
The heavy weapons guy in both Aliens and Predator is white. Those two are the archetypal military squad movies for the modern era that everyone else copied.
>scandi guy is a psychopath
>the old guy dies
Wildcard bitches
>the girl is tough as nails and doesn't fuck
There's an ugly fat girl desperately trying to claw her way out of this sexy bitch
Mark my words, keep an eye on her in the next few years, she's gonna become a fatty
>the black guy is angry all the time
>french/generally european guy is a the espionage master
>dog flies a Frisbee
>the only girl is the sniper
Black guy is the "Designated Bunny Pounder".
Sauce on this shit this looks fun as fuck.
>the eastern european guy is either very robotic and physically fit or an insightful drunk
This goes into the pile of evidence I've been accruing over the years that supports my thesis that most non-asian people have no idea what asian people look like.
>they aren't all white and only vary in character and background not in appearances/race/sex/memes
Not a good sign.
>if he's not russian he hates russians
This is pretty accurate tho
>female cop beats guys when sparring
>she either shoots or fucks him later
>black guy is the bull
God she looks good.
This goes into the pile of evidence I've been accruing over the years that supports my thesis that you're blind.
>the girl wields a bow and arrow
>50 Cent is the hacker
>guy with a mask is a big guy
>guy wearing a belt is the CIA man
>super Mario brothers
>their last name is Mario
>pyromaniac with an unknown past
Studios determine how much weight an actor gains or loses these days
latrine!!
>Irish guy is former IRA demolitions expert
Top Secret!
ayy
>The slavs are the bad guys
>a woman is distracting the enemies
keked way harder then i should have
almost is if they portray the hacker as smart
huh
kek
>marksman is a hardy bushman
Sorry but that's top secret.
>French guy is a spy
>Guy in the fur suit is a cat
>bunny is a CUTE
>German is Nazi scientist
>doctor is an unstable german
White man is the leader of the group.
>German's evil masterplan fails due to autism.
>Mexican is either Diego Luna or Gael Garcia
>The main character is white
>The black guy is the main character's best friend
>The black guy comes and helps out the main character in a sticky situation
>The black guy then dies
fuck off chink
boardwalk empire
that brad pitt one
>scout is a scrawny loudmouth from Boston
>Kaiju destroys the city
>devout hijab-wearing Muslim girl is the hacker
It's from a movie called Top Secret. If you enjoy slap stick movies, go for it, I laughed my ass off back then.
Val Kilmers first role....
Anguirus is the broest of bro-tier monsters and anyone that disagrees can get the fuck out of my face
kill meeeeee
>the villain is a white guy
>the leader of the good guys is black
>cute bunny girl will never love me back
Look, if there's a hacker, he or she will have a gender or ethnicity.
Is there any permutation that you won't bitch about?
name 7 films where that happened
JDIMSA
>white woman wants the BBC
Every time, just like real life